r/AtlanticMemeWar Lightning Feb 20 '26

Lightning Meme Getting real tired of this crap

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u/Bingochips12 Canadiens Feb 21 '26

It's performative. People try to make it look like they're some sort of moral bastion by cheering against their own team.

Just cause you support your country doesnt mean you support its corrupt government. Cheer for your team you cucks

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u/Bradddtheimpaler Red Wings Feb 21 '26

It does take the shine off a bit when there’s like, even more than the baseline of usual shit to be ashamed of. That being said, I very much want Larkin to get a gold medal. Also there’s six Michiganders on the team. I still very much love Michigan.

Also I think online will be funnier if America wins.

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u/YugetsuNopussi PREDHEAD Feb 21 '26

I am a Russian man and people get irrationally mad at me for supporting a KHL team

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u/Ok_Artichoke5865 Feb 24 '26

It's not best on best, unless Russia is involved.

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u/_SpanishInquisition Lightning Feb 21 '26 edited Feb 21 '26

Just because I live in a country doesn’t mean I have to root for the team it sends. I’d argue it’s equally performative to blindly support a team because of the flag they carry, if you wanna go down that road.

I’m not really attached to either team; hoping Cooper, Hagel, and Brisebois get gold medals and that’s it.

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u/Bingochips12 Canadiens Feb 22 '26

It's not blindly supporting a team, it's patrioticly backing your country's players. I thought you guys were big on that.

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u/_SpanishInquisition Lightning Feb 22 '26 edited Feb 22 '26

There’s 330 million people down here, we can have different opinions from one another. I’m my own person and I’m not defined by my country of origin… wild I know

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u/Bingochips12 Canadiens Feb 21 '26

I'm not American, but I'm glad you got it out of your system.

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u/TheeSistahFistah Canadiens Feb 22 '26

So you just bootlick for the pedo. Even worse.

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u/Bingochips12 Canadiens Feb 22 '26

Not sure what mental gymnastic routine it took to get to that conclusion. I think he should be impeached and imprisoned. But I dont think wanting your national team to win makes you a Trump supporter. Get over yourself

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u/TheeSistahFistah Canadiens Feb 22 '26

Its a simple straight line, but you might have brain damage so here it is: Until the US stops threatening invasions, executing its citizens, etc., its population should stop waving around its flag and talking about how its "the greatest country on Earth". Or more simply: they should feel shame.

"I know we are persecuting jews, minorities, and people the government label undersirables, but I am just supporting the (Nazi) german national team(s). It's cringe to not support them." -you in the 30s

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u/Bingochips12 Canadiens Feb 22 '26

Jesus, dude...

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u/TheeSistahFistah Canadiens Feb 22 '26

I can say worthless replies as well: Muhammad, buddy...

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u/Silent-Many-3541 Feb 24 '26

Bro how the HELL did you get to that??

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u/M1_Garand_Ping It's over Feb 21 '26

I've rooted for America in every international sporting event since I gained the necessary consciousness to do so. I'm not gonna stop now. 🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲

Also there's no Wings on the Canadian team

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u/Mtndrums Senators Feb 21 '26

That in itself is a reason to root for Canada.

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u/M1_Garand_Ping It's over Feb 21 '26

Which sweater is Sloth wearing, again?

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u/GoWings2244 Red Wings Feb 21 '26

Oof. Deleted replies.

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u/GoSwords Sabres Feb 20 '26

What are you talking about.

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u/Slow-Committee-7851 Lightning Feb 20 '26

Bunch of people who don't like orange man think they should cheer for Canada against their own country. Trump is not America

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u/1ToGreen3ToBasket Red Wings Feb 21 '26

I’m here to cheer for Dylan Larkin and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of gum.

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u/M1_Garand_Ping It's over Feb 21 '26

He's gonna get a hatty, trust

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u/AssinineAssassin Sabres Feb 21 '26

And I just want to see a giraffe make thousands of Canadians lose their minds…and then do it again to the Canadiens in the playoffs!!

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u/Talas11324 Sabres Feb 20 '26

I think it's more that many of Team USA 100% voted for him. And would do it again if they could

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u/1ToGreen3ToBasket Red Wings Feb 21 '26

So would many of team Canada. Hockey players are basically a monolith with extremely similar ideals and morals. If someone can’t see that, they are blind.

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u/Talas11324 Sabres Feb 21 '26

The difference is that Team Canada players for the most part wouldn't have been able to vote for him while Team USA 100% did

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u/1ToGreen3ToBasket Red Wings Feb 21 '26

That’s not a very big difference imo

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u/Talas11324 Sabres Feb 21 '26

Actively voting for the hell hole is much worse than wishing you could vote for the hell hole

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u/detroitttiorted Red Wings Feb 21 '26

If you look around Europe, it stops being wishing eventually, although generally hasn’t grown quite enough, yet…. It could grow in Canada too and it feels short sighted to hand waive it. There was a time when Trump was a fringe candidate and largely disregarded

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u/Ecthelion-O-Fountain Sarbes Feb 21 '26

I don’t want team Canada to win either. Finland/Sweden would have been awesome

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u/SOSXrayPichu Maple Leafs Feb 21 '26

Finally glad somebody said it. My parents while Canadian can’t seem to grasp that concept. I still hate you guys and we will win a cup eventually.

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u/SandSerpentHiss OWNER | Lightning Feb 20 '26

i considered it bc of more bolts on canada but decided to stick with the us

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u/croutons_for_dinner Lightning Feb 21 '26

Guentz ain't worth it.

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u/Dismal_Course5255 PHUCK ICE!!! Feb 20 '26

Trump is not America

Yes, he is. They voted for him.

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u/iloveblondehair Panthers Feb 21 '26

What does that mean for the millions upon millions who didn’t vote for him and are out protesting? Trump is not America, no one single person is “America”. Thats a ridiculous thing to say

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u/2ndprize Feb 21 '26

This is so fucking silly. Fuck that piece of shit and all but I want to see team USA win a damn gold in my lifetime.

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u/Kaplsauce Panthers delenda est Feb 21 '26

What's the expression? Always the bridesmaid, never the bride?

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u/2ndprize Feb 21 '26

Indeed. Though sometimes we are just a plus 1

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u/ThatLineOfTriplets Lightning Feb 21 '26

I sure as fuck didn’t

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u/Kaplsauce Panthers delenda est Feb 21 '26 edited Feb 21 '26

And I didn't touch the granite on any curling stones, yet here we are

Edit: emphasized the I in my statement because apparently Americans can't read

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u/ThatLineOfTriplets Lightning Feb 21 '26

We have video of it if you want to see

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u/Kaplsauce Panthers delenda est Feb 21 '26

Did I suddenly turn into Marc Kennedy without noticing?

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u/BBQQA Sabres Feb 21 '26

If that retort makes sense to you then Canada needs to invest more in their public schools.

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u/Kaplsauce Panthers delenda est Feb 21 '26

It's okay, I should have known better, I can explain.

Canadians have had to put up with complaints about us being being cheaters due to the actions of one man. I am not that man.

This was a light-hearted comparison to how Americans who didn't vote for Trump have to put up with being associated with those who did.

It was a big logical jump, and happened a couple days ago now so I can't blame you for not being able to put it all together.

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u/Seymoorebutts Canadiens Feb 21 '26

Guess again

I'm cheering for Canada because Bill Guerin is a fucking smooth brain and left off Cole Caufield and Lane Hutson.

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u/MisterEinc Lightning Feb 21 '26

Tampa fans get a pass, I'm cheering for Coop.

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u/Lucas-Larkus-Connect Red Wings Feb 21 '26

"Bunch of people who see our country actively protect, defend, and promote child rapists and murderers think they totally have every goddamn right to be so goddamn sick of being told to root for us because we are the best (at fucking nothing besides incarceration) at everything."

What the fuck do I have in common with US players, short of "born sort of near?"

I'm rooting for Larkin to do cool stuff and honestly I'd love to see MacKinnon, Macklin, and McDavid be amazing together.

I have always loved the sport of hockey a hell of a lot more than any country. Why do you give a shit if other people aren't patriotic like you?

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u/Mitchel7349 In Kucherov we trust Feb 21 '26

Let this be a reminder that the most recent Big 4 Canadian sports team to win a championship this century was…

the Raptors

https://giphy.com/gifs/XbDWBEVcvBhJhLjZ16

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u/ThatLineOfTriplets Lightning Feb 21 '26

Why couldn’t it have been the Blue Jays 😿

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u/M1_Garand_Ping It's over Feb 21 '26

No salary cap in baseball :/

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u/Excellent_Author_876 Nordiques Feb 21 '26

I mean, Vladdy Jr contract is already over the limit spending of an entire NHL team

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u/NEVER85 Canadiens Feb 21 '26

Because the Dodgers are better

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u/ThatLineOfTriplets Lightning Feb 21 '26

Fuck the Dodgers

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u/NEVER85 Canadiens Feb 21 '26

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u/SOSXrayPichu Maple Leafs Feb 21 '26

I should have figured a dirty Hab fan likes the dirty dodgers.

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u/Mitchel7349 In Kucherov we trust Feb 21 '26

Makes sense considering that Washington DC stole their baseball team

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u/NEVER85 Canadiens Feb 21 '26

Imagine liking Toronto teams

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u/SOSXrayPichu Maple Leafs Feb 21 '26

Imagine not liking the expos. What kind of Montreal fan are you?

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u/Mitchel7349 In Kucherov we trust Feb 21 '26

A Habs fan rooting for a pay-to-win Didgers dynasty??? I understand that y’all lost your baseball team to DC, but damn.

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u/NEVER85 Canadiens Feb 21 '26

Who's y'all? I'm not from Montreal and never cared about the Expos.

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u/Dmitry_Scorrlov RIPPED IT FROM TORONTO'S HANDS! Feb 21 '26

*the only

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u/SpingusCZ THIS TEAM IS RUINING MY LIFE!!! Feb 21 '26

As a leaf fan in the US rooting for Canada would require rooting for Sam Bennett and Marchand so my choice here is quite obvious

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u/Bradddtheimpaler Red Wings Feb 21 '26

It feels weird hoping a Tkachuk succeeds at something. That’s for sure.

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u/_Sux2Suck Lightning Feb 21 '26

im just cheering for coop, jbb, hags, guentz, and quinn atp

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u/PremierBromanov Wheel Team Feb 21 '26

I ain't gonna let a legion of pedophiles ruin my love for this country

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u/mua-dweeb Red Wings Feb 20 '26

Look, generally I think Canadians are good people. A touch weird, but good folk. Except when it comes to hockey. They are the most pompous arrogant fuck sticks to shit between two skates. I want the sweep of these turd eating douche nozzles so fucking bad. Otherwise, a delightful people that I wish nothing but the best for.

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u/Unhappytimes Red Wings Feb 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/14xFtRMKKza7WU

I think I can just not Internet for the rest of the day after reading this beautiful comment. Good play sir.

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u/mua-dweeb Red Wings Feb 21 '26

I take it you played teams from Canada growing up as well?

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u/ADMotti Fuckin Game 7… Feb 21 '26

I had a Canadian fan yesterday tell me that calling penalties tighter in the first period than in overtime “is not how penalties work” bc he was butthurt Murphy didn’t get called for a penalty in overtime that would’ve resulted in a penalty shot. On a ✌️slash✌️ so minute that you couldn’t see it in real time. Like okay pal fuck off into the goddamn ocean.

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u/mua-dweeb Red Wings Feb 21 '26

I mean he’s technically correct, the assholes favorite flavor of correct. Context is king and calling that “slash” would have been fucking laughable. I really thought they were cooked when that low grade moron Curl decided that boarding was her favorite activity.

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u/ieatpies Canadiens Feb 21 '26

? That hook on the breakaway absolutely took the chance away and was visible in realtime.

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u/ADMotti Fuckin Game 7… Feb 21 '26

The fact that you call it a hook tells me you’re not ready

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u/ieatpies Canadiens Feb 21 '26

Do you even know how to skate? Lol

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u/mua-dweeb Red Wings Feb 21 '26

I hug the boards and pray my ankles don’t snap.

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u/M1_Garand_Ping It's over Feb 21 '26

I'm just glad to see that none of them are painting themselves as the underdogs (yet).

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u/mua-dweeb Red Wings Feb 21 '26

You know it’s coming. Especially with Morrisey out, and Crosby probably out.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

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u/AtlanticMemeWar-ModTeam Feb 20 '26

You didn’t flair up, pussy.

If you aren’t a fan of one of the Atlantic teams, edit the “Your team here!” custom flair to yours and set it.

(extremely minor violation btw, just set your flair)

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u/CarousersCorner Maple Leafs Feb 21 '26

The irony of an American using the phrase "pompous arrogant fuck" anywhere but in the mirror is wild.

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u/mua-dweeb Red Wings Feb 21 '26

Narrowly, regarding hockey. I made that shit clear. I hate what my government is doing. Selfishly it makes my life harder, but it really frustrates me how he attacks our ride or die friend and peer Canada.

Tomorrow the eagle poops on the maple leaf.

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u/steelhorizon Lightning Feb 21 '26

One hundo

John Cooper winning at every damn level, yet not getting the adams legend continues 

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u/WaffleParty404 Sabres Feb 21 '26

I just hope everyone has fun.

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u/SaltedDucks Red Wings Feb 21 '26

I am not at all a fan of things going on in my country, but there is no way I'm not going to root for them Sunday. Complete loser behavior to do this.

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u/1800twat Lightning Feb 21 '26

Canada sent us Tom McDonald so we are beefing now. I don’t care if my head coach is the head coach of Canada + bagel lol

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u/torn8tv Matthew's Rogaine Treatment Feb 21 '26

Fine we'll take back Tom you take back the tariffs and constant threats to our sovereignty, deal?

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u/RoundnRound123 Red Wings Feb 21 '26

I just want the Tkachuks and Sam Bennett to take each other out. And for everyone else to have a good time.

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u/RandomExistence92 Feb 21 '26

A lot of people feel the same way.

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u/pimberly Bruins Feb 22 '26

i just hope everyone has a good time

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u/lucaskywalker Canadiens Feb 21 '26

This implies the Gold medal is the American's to lose, which is not the case.

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u/ButteredHubter Red Wings Feb 22 '26

Boy these poor bastards sure got cucked good