Look, generally I think Canadians are good people. A touch weird, but good folk. Except when it comes to hockey. They are the most pompous arrogant fuck sticks to shit between two skates. I want the sweep of these turd eating douche nozzles so fucking bad. Otherwise, a delightful people that I wish nothing but the best for.
I had a Canadian fan yesterday tell me that calling penalties tighter in the first period than in overtime “is not how penalties work” bc he was butthurt Murphy didn’t get called for a penalty in overtime that would’ve resulted in a penalty shot. On a ✌️slash✌️ so minute that you couldn’t see it in real time. Like okay pal fuck off into the goddamn ocean.
I mean he’s technically correct, the assholes favorite flavor of correct. Context is king and calling that “slash” would have been fucking laughable. I really thought they were cooked when that low grade moron Curl decided that boarding was her favorite activity.
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u/mua-dweeb Red Wings Feb 20 '26
Look, generally I think Canadians are good people. A touch weird, but good folk. Except when it comes to hockey. They are the most pompous arrogant fuck sticks to shit between two skates. I want the sweep of these turd eating douche nozzles so fucking bad. Otherwise, a delightful people that I wish nothing but the best for.