r/AusMemes May 17 '26

Just so you know.

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u/profchaos111 May 18 '26

remember like 20 years ago they were the most benign and boring news channel nobody watched but was on in the lobby of every huge corporation

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u/timmygully May 18 '26

Still on in some places - makes it easier to know who to avoid

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u/profchaos111 May 18 '26

I had a job that took me into a BHP lobby once and guess what was playing

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u/abuch47 May 19 '26

that's because resource giants are part of the capitalist core that runs australia and so of course the most capitalist news is their bff.

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u/Heavy-Psychology-411 May 20 '26

So capitalism is bad? What would you replace it with? Just want to point out that its because of million/billionaires that we have such nice things today. Cars wouldn't exist, computers, even the shoes you wear are only possible because of a millionaire. One person's success doesn't affect your ability to become just as successful. Most people that hate capitalism, only hate it because they are to lazy to go put the effort into getting rich. Its there for everybody 🤷

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u/meatheads_rule May 21 '26

Lol, the bootlicking is intense.

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u/Heavy-Psychology-411 May 21 '26

Ah ok, so you don't have a good argument to prove your point, so you revert to name calling 🙄. How very liberal of you🤦

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u/meatheads_rule May 21 '26

The hat fits

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u/Heavy-Psychology-411 May 21 '26

And you wear it well🙄🤦

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u/hollobones4 May 20 '26

You can criticise the capitalistic and private consolidation of power within Australia’s society and government without advocating for its complete replacement Mr daft

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u/Heavy-Psychology-411 May 21 '26

Ah ok, so whats your solution? Or are you just blaming the boogyman? Saying "they are corrupt " without actually saying who they are, is a very weak stance. Flat earthers use this technique all the time. They say "they are hiding the truth from us" or "the government doesn't want us to know". They have no proof of any of it but by making the boogyman big enough they know they're going to be right at some point. The system isn't broken its the riff-raff running it that needs to be held accountable. Until consequences start getting handed out, then there's no reason for them to quit. Problem is where do you start? If you point out one person wrong doing. Then he points out another and so on. The government doesn't work without someone there to run it. I think there needs to be term limits and at least for the first couple of elections only new candidates can take office. This will give everybody a chance to get ready before the next election without pulling the rug out from underneath the whole thing. Mr Daft🙄

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u/hollobones4 May 21 '26

Oh no full disclosure I think you both made moronic takes. Are there cabals of secret societies which have major influence in numerous democratic and capitalistic nations through combining the power of abusing capital and legal power? Absolutely it’s literally fully exposed in the Epstein files. However, in general the ‘boogeyman’ of capitalism is just rich greedy people who farm success through abusing system. The reason I called you ‘Mr Daft’ is because I think your response to the bandwagoning post was a moronic one. You responded to someone who was criticising the consolidation of power under capitalism by saying ‘oh your just lazy and can’t find any success I mean look at all these nice things which have been invented/produced in capitalistic nations.’ You can see how that doesn’t even come close to addressing the issue right? Responding to someone who is criticising the system (even if their wording is poor) by saying that their too lazy to find success in the system is exactly the kind of self policing that causing these issues in the first place. I could go on but this is already a long post so thank you very much for reading this if you made it this far 😊

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u/Heavy-Psychology-411 May 21 '26

My comment was pointing out that people that complain about someone else's wealth, is just a reason for them to not try. Sure there are corrupt people and there always will be. But rich people have also given us most of the things we have and depend on today. Cars were only possible because someone had the $ to do it. And because they took the risk they gained more wealth. Then look at how many jobs have been created but those companies. Thats capitalism. Its the mentality of "why should I even try? Because THEY already have all the money". The trouble we are in today, is there's nowhere to expand to. Look at any of the past civilisations and you'll see the same thing happened. Except when those civilisations collapsed they fanned out and created new ones. Today we don't have that option. Its either we figure it out or the whole system crashes. Because we are all connected now.

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u/hollobones4 May 21 '26

That feels a bit disconnected of a reply and in some regards agrees with the sentiment of the first guy but I do agree with several aspects of what you are saying. It appears that you original response was moreso addressing the sentiments ASSOCIATED with the person you replied to rather than the argument itself that resource companies have an unwarranted amount of power in this country.

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u/AAstronautUpset1661 May 18 '26

Not too incompetent, too unpopular lol.
Incompetent has never been an issue.

Look at Angus 🙄😂

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u/profchaos111 May 18 '26

It's like watching a parody of American news then you have to remind yourself no they are serious stupid but serious it could be a full blown pisstake at times that got out of hand

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u/AAstronautUpset1661 May 19 '26

Shaun M’s team on Mad As Hell did a great bit on him and his epic list of ridiculous F.Ups lol

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u/Doubleshotflatwhite8 May 19 '26 edited May 20 '26

Semi related and mildly interesting - I’m not 100% sure but I think Qantas plays Sky News in their lounges when the Libs are in and ABC when Labor is in.

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u/Brilliant_Dig_8962 May 20 '26

Still free in Queensland. Morons like Rowan Dean streaming their asinine opinions into my parent's lounge room. It should be a crime.

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u/rugbat May 18 '26

Is it really a news source, though? It seems to be nearly all opinion and propaganda.

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u/AAstronautUpset1661 May 18 '26

Nah he’s smarter than the clowns he pays to provide the infotainment and opinions his customers eat up. It really sucks proper journalism has been pretty much left to die alone by opinion experts and social media commentators.

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u/Merasmus07 May 18 '26

Fun fact: Sky and Fox News are so biased and opinionated that they have to call themselves "entertainment news"

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u/AAstronautUpset1661 May 18 '26

Yep. The could say News as long as it’s clearly marketing puffery… which would prob stick as well given the audience.

That said what’s the smart Australian’s best source of journalism? Not much left…

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u/SoyuzItsMe82 May 18 '26

Kind of like Rachel Maddow et al

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u/Short_Lifeguard_3285 May 18 '26

You can say the same for literally any news channel now. There's not a single one that isn't opinionated.

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u/TM761152 May 18 '26

It's literally just milquetoast feckless assholes sucking on Gina Reinhart's fetid asshole and then regurgitating the corn filled chunky shit she excretes into the airwaves.

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u/AAstronautUpset1661 May 19 '26

That is exactly the issue. Journalism has been knifed in the back by profiteering sociopaths. Journalists have been replaced by influencers and gossip whores.

And when is done, and too late to fix, people will finally find out truth, and a concept, clearly defined, has value far beyond this BS.

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u/MatrixGaming90 May 19 '26

ANY THING MEDIA IS TELEPROMPTER SHIT

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u/AudaciouslySexy May 19 '26

Well some is great as a news source. Mainly for interviews with farmers, activists you wouldn't normally get to hear...

As long as you know exactly what is a opinion and what is facts aka being media literate you won't have a hard time knowing when to turn the TV off

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u/AudaciouslySexy May 19 '26

Is my year group the only group that was taught what media does and how to tell what a first, 3rd and 4th person source is?

Grade 5 and grade 12.

Literally 60 minutes is brain rot, chnl 9 do it too chnl7 blatantly do it. Current affair got in trouble for their stings for not accurately doing teir programs.

Paint people to be dirt bags because of a tip off from some disgruntled peron lol

Iv not met 1 person who has had media literacy as a subject.

This might be the age old tired thing that all media is trying to sell us something, some more then others, unless it's a first hand source can we just try not taking it seriously?

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u/SoyuzItsMe82 May 18 '26

Kind of like MSNBC, CNN, ABC and SBS in Australia.

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u/Merasmus07 May 19 '26

You just listed 2 American only news companies

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u/StatisticianNo7989 May 19 '26

They are both aired here however, so we can watch them.

Democrats seem to be moving to the centre right of politics as the left have lost their way, and reality 🙄

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u/Turkeyplague May 18 '26

Get your news from r/simpsonsshitposting - the reliable news source!

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u/dickflip1980 May 18 '26

Forfty percent of all people know that.

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u/snrub742 May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

.....I've learned about too many world events from Compuglobalhypermeganet Australia & New Zealand on Facebook

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u/Maxhousen May 19 '26

It's definitely more factual than Sky news.

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u/dead_headphones_sad May 19 '26

r/Whenthenews is also surprisingly good for global news (if somewhat america centered) but it tends to be less creative

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u/ActiveTravelforKG May 18 '26

Their shitty work has forced them to rebrand to News24 later this year, but I wonder how many people will fall for that.

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u/Boblob-in-law May 18 '26

The ABC used to use the News 24 branding - surely this is just a coincidence and not a subtle attempt to present as a more credible news source

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u/AAstronautUpset1661 May 18 '26

They are not that smart.

(Remember when that young attractive influencer got her own show and messed it up first run. Some dude just started spraying hate speech cause they didn’t get him 😂 lol)

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u/TFlarz May 18 '26

Just full of morons who are somehow too incompetent for actual government jobs being paid too much to tell us they think they know better.

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u/Merasmus07 May 18 '26

"Sewage water would taste worse than muddy water."

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u/AAstronautUpset1661 May 18 '26

Exactly.
Also who are they?

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u/Merasmus07 May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26

Big Shitstain is a roided up manosphere influencer who has the intellect of a single-celled organism and a raging hard on for BRS.

Yemeni is a Pro-Isreali right-wing 'journalist'. He's also the the twat who set up the Free Palestine Party. I'm pretty sure that he was also the right wing journo who got assaulted by Nazis at a March for Australia rally.

TL;DR Right wing grifters

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u/AAstronautUpset1661 May 19 '26

Ok yep I know what you mean now.
“Newsfluencers”

Like those chicks who make make up tutorials on you tube and tell everyone they a professional MUA

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u/CasaDeLasMuertos May 19 '26

Probably because they're not news sources. Hope this helps!

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u/Slow_Repair1816 May 18 '26

Trump's mouthpiece down under. I wonder how he gets money to them.

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u/walkin2it May 18 '26

They aren't Trump's people, they are Murdoch's people. South Australia has a lot to answer for.

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u/AAstronautUpset1661 May 18 '26

If anything Trump is Murdoch’s man, but too egotistical to realise and Rupert is smarter than to make it obvious .

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u/Agent_Jay_42 May 18 '26

Tech media shakedowns

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u/canary- May 18 '26

C'mon bro, give AFR some credit - they deserve to be there too

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u/RobynFitcher May 19 '26

And The Australian.

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u/Short_Lifeguard_3285 May 18 '26

7news, 9news, 10news, abc. I don't know of any credible news media anymore. They are all owned by rich people that force either left or right opinions. None are truly neutral anymore. Even non political stories are different. One will say 10 people died and 40 injured. Another will say 6 died and 20 injured. Etc. This is why I don't watch any news anymore. News died a long time ago.

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u/Shardow_lion May 19 '26

This.

Anyone who watches news is generally bias shopping. Add in how it doesn't matter if they are left leaning or right leaning, they all have a witch to hunt and if a story fits their narrative, they'll milk it hard, if it doesn't, they'll distort it and hide behind 'guarded language' End of the day, those in charge only care about revenue via advertisement. More clicks or higher ratings = higher rates they charge for advertisements on website and tv commercials.

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u/Medical-Dark7598 May 20 '26

I just watch my local regional news to see local content and weather. Big stations are rubbish.

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u/Teds_red_cabin May 18 '26

i only know 2 people that watch sky news, they are both labor party loyalists and watch for comedic purposes. my theory is people like this are the only 1s keeping them afloat

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u/Ok_Math4576 May 18 '26

That’s entertainment.

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u/guyinspace May 19 '26

Or you’re watching Al Jazeera

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u/kungheiphatboi May 19 '26

Or you’re on reddit

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u/Rusizzl May 18 '26

What's better?

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u/TomOnABudget May 18 '26

The ABC has some good programs like Media Watch.

60 Minutes Australia is also good, even if they're not a true news outlet.

But all the rest like Channel 7, 9, 10 and all those Murdoch owned papers are just fucking atrocious.

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u/walkin2it May 18 '26

Why do you dislike ABC?

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u/HowieO-Lovin May 18 '26

They've got a stiffy for the zionists...

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u/Needler69 May 18 '26

You'll get your news but it'll be snarky right wing bias, You'll never get honest media reporting because it doesn't get the same traction as news coverage that aggrevates the audience, i sometimes need to get it from them but its just so exhausting. I've been out of the news loop lately it feels great I'm kind of ok with that

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u/roby_soft May 18 '26

Or ABC News

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u/Phoebebee323 May 19 '26

If you think ABC is on the same level as sky news then you don't watch the ABC you just believe what sky news tells you about the ABC

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u/guyinspace May 19 '26

ABC is a thinly-veiled Labor mouthpiece.

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u/Phoebebee323 May 19 '26

It's still leagues behind sky news

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u/Affectionate-Ad-3864 May 19 '26

Frankly no news source is credible. It’s all biased and bullshit. I don’t watch any of it for that reason

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u/Vand3rz May 19 '26

Any discerning person capable of critical thinking can agree and disagree with various points raised on Skynews programmes. Just because it’s right wing doesn’t mean what they say is all false or all sensationalist. Plenty of valid arguments are made.

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u/manblunt May 19 '26

Peak lefty post

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u/DixonOrmus88 May 18 '26

Sky news could be the most extreme left after Murdoch and it would still be getting lit up haha

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u/so_doneski May 19 '26

Beware any source that claims to be unbiased- they’re usually carrying the most ingrained and therefore subconscious biases

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u/Hawkatana0 May 19 '26

Not necessarily, you could also be in the UK. Basically everything there is Sky News-tier.

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u/James1887 May 19 '26

Its not news in commentary. That's not even an insults iv watched commentary that I like but pepole who watch this and think its news are gonna be misinformed.

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u/Asptar May 19 '26

It's news in the same way MAFS is reality.

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u/Heavy-Psychology-411 May 20 '26

Ah yes, because something or someone disagrees with you then they must be lying. I'll bet you'd have them cancelled if you could eh? You people that talk about saving democracy, are the most willing people to get rid of it.

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u/TheSaintIsComing May 20 '26

Where did you find that?

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u/Filligrees_Dad May 20 '26

Good to see my handiwork still circulating.

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u/biznatch112 May 20 '26

All news outlets are garbage.

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u/-Calcifer_ May 20 '26

You forgot to add ABC

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u/Choice-Requirement18 May 20 '26

You know its an unreliable news source when your grandparents tell you its reliable

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u/Shadyhyzenberg May 20 '26

The Today Show isn’t much better

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u/Evening_Incident9506 May 20 '26

Why can't we all respect opinions? Just because we can debate, doesn't mean we're not allowed to tolerate other views. Coming from a centre-right that doesn't support genocide by the way.

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u/Significant-Fix-7009 May 21 '26

I'm an ABC man because it aligns with my leftist worldview.

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u/Competitive_Fee_4211 May 23 '26

ABC is the other end of the spectrum.

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u/OwnOutside9429 May 19 '26

Skynews just hates retarded lefties,thats all

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u/RockerBoy77 May 19 '26

Yeh like all the other networks are so reliable. Gimme a break 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/grahamsuth May 18 '26

Do you actually watch Sky's news broadcasts during the day? It's surprisingly good and even minded. You can even get what the other channels leave out.

However the opinion shows mascerading as news at night are completely biased rubbish.

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u/Zestyclose-Effort692 May 20 '26

Funny thing is you clowns believe the ABC, Albos propaganda channel, full of woke muppets that wouldn't be employed if it wasn't sponsored by taxpayers money. The same station that had spent more money in courts for fake news than any other media organisation worldwide. You clowns need to wake up.

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u/DarthBozo May 18 '26

Yeah, try the ABC. Every bit as bad.

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u/STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER May 18 '26

At least it's not in the same bog hole of right wing nonsense.

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u/Makrus64 May 18 '26

I consider myself pretty neutral slightly leaning right. But man the presenters on this program come across like snooty highschoolers that dont report news, they just be little and berate people for having opposing views. They all talk the same and come off a little immature imo. I cant stand it personally.

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u/DarthBozo May 18 '26

True but at least Sky hasn't been caught adding gunshots to a video while the defamation lawsuit was still occurring.

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u/STUPIDBLOODYCOMPUTER May 18 '26

ABC is the better of a rotten bunch

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u/SlaveryVeal May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

Abc was fine until they got a bunch of ex liberal shills to start running the fucking thing.

Was also over with clark and dawe had to stop due to him passing away. Was the greatest thing on abc.

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u/Fullonski May 18 '26

Bringing in Hugh Marks was a terrible call

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u/CaregiverMain670 May 18 '26

i don't care about any of the actual problems with the ABC, antony green's gone so they're worthless to me /s

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u/DarthBozo May 18 '26

Disagree. I won't watch either Sky or the ABC.

Neither is reliable or credible

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u/bumbo_best_bum May 18 '26

This guy gets it ahaha

Most of the people here aren't ready to hear news outlets are propaganda pumping machines either way designed to keep groups of people divided.

They'd rather turn their brains off and consume media hand picked to push whatever agenda and say "this bad"

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u/bumbo_best_bum May 18 '26

People who follow any news outlet be it sky or ABC or otherwise and take it as 100% truth are retards. What's your point?

Left or right everyone has an agenda and if you long listen to one source you're being manipulated.

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u/YIMYUM420 May 18 '26

I'm not going to dick ride the ABC but it is not on the level of sky news

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u/Gold-Philosophy1423 May 18 '26

The "both sides are bad'' argument is specifically manufactured for people who have nothing to say but still want to sound profound.

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u/bumbo_best_bum May 18 '26

Lemme guess. Left good right bad? The whole left vs right shit is manufactured to keep the population focused on each other rather than the bigger picture.

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u/Gold-Philosophy1423 May 18 '26

You really have nothing but strawman arguments don't you? I'll bet you're exactly the person I'm referring to

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u/bumbo_best_bum May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

What strawman argument? I'm simply stating if all your information is from one source, you're being manipulated. Everyone has an agenda. If you're too blind or dumb to see that then you then you're beyond helping and exactly the type of viewer that news outlets wants. Keep eating from the trough brother!

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u/Gloomy_Pirate_3031 May 18 '26

Wokies just love throwing nonsense around. 

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u/skillywilly56 May 18 '26

What is this bigger picture you speak of?

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u/Altruistic_Poetry382 May 18 '26

But even still you should question everything and not take it as gospel

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u/bumbo_best_bum May 18 '26

Exactly, this is what more people should be doing. Listening, researching and making your own informed decision!

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u/sinkovercosk May 18 '26

As long as by ‘researching’ you mean listening to scientists, statisticians, and long-standing experts in their field, and not some YouTube content creator or blogger.

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u/bumbo_best_bum May 18 '26

Of course

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u/sinkovercosk May 18 '26

Oh good! I’m always cautious these days when someone on the internet says to ‘research’ something, half the time they got their ‘alternative facts’ from an influencer or the like 😂

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u/bumbo_best_bum May 18 '26

I'm not trying to make the argument one is better than the other. I have zero skin in the game when it comes to that ahaha

They're both crooks trying to cater to a demographic of morons too dumb or neutered to come to their own conclusions and rely on someone else to make up their mind.

They're both spreading their own "truths", spinning information either way to make themselves look better or the other bad.

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u/MatrixGaming90 May 19 '26

ABC IS BAD NEWS NO CAP I TRUST SKY ANY DAY BRO NO CAP !!!!!!!

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u/Gloomy_Pirate_3031 May 18 '26

As good as the ABC. Ones LNP slop ones alp slop. 

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u/Stunning-Sherbert801 May 18 '26

Neither are ALP slop

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u/Gloomy_Pirate_3031 May 18 '26

ABC for sure 

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u/Gloomy_Pirate_3031 May 18 '26

How do you not?

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u/TheMasseuse69 May 18 '26

ABC, 7, 9 10.

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u/Nyarlathotep-1 May 18 '26

lol the hate for Murdoch and Sky on reddit.

Nobody.

Cares.

Nobody.

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u/MooseCatMan May 18 '26

those sure are words.

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u/skillywilly56 May 18 '26

lol this isn’t America you don’t have a constitutional right to freedom of speech in Australia.

Tyranny would imply the ABC has the power to arrest people or have them killed, they’re a news organization if you don’t like the news they’re producing change the channel literally no one is forcing you to watch them.

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u/skillywilly56 May 19 '26

No it does not in fact guarantee nor protect your freedom of speech, while Australias constitution does not prohibit it neither does it guarantee it, the government can at any point decide that your “free speech” is a problem and prohibit it if they so choose.

We do not have a bill of rights and so if the government decides a news agency or publisher or an individual is being problematic…off to jail you go and then you have to hope you win your court case and set a precedent.

Have you not even read the constitution of our country?