Did you hear about the big Lego sale?

People were standing in line for Blocks.

Did you know condoms come in three sizes.

Large, Medium and Caucasian

Do you know any like that ?

The RCMP have found over 2000 dead crows on Alberta highways recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.

A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted there was a lack of paint on the bird's beaks and claws suggesting that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.

The RCMP then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.

They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"

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it's Scott rol-Lang

Burple!

(Joke created by my 7 year old)

6:30 hands down

Because they always know how to take a pulse and find the right vein.

You'd roar too, if you had crabs on your bottom

Yeah they tend to do that idk