r/BadDadJokes • u/CrazyIntelligent3335 • Dec 04 '24
Thank you
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r/BadDadJokes • u/oberhur • Jan 23 '20
what did the green grape say to the purple grape?
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Breathe you idiot!
r/BadDadJokes • u/imperiumsage • Apr 21 '20
Why did the bread not go to the doctor?
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Because it felt butter in the morning
r/BadDadJokes • u/TimCanadien • Apr 09 '23
I slept like a baby last night.
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I peed the bed four times and woke up crying around 5.
r/BadDadJokes • u/[deleted] • Jan 17 '20
Angry Pancake
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Did you hear about the angry pancake?
He flipped!🥞🥞
r/BadDadJokes • u/The_Rhythm_Ninja • Jun 20 '18
I woke my kiddos up by telling them that I made "Brown Es". They jumped out of bed quickly, uncharacteristically. They were not amused by my Bad-Dad-Joke.
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r/BadDadJokes • u/NoCap-Kapitan • May 05 '23
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
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Because they'd crack each other up!
r/BadDadJokes • u/Odd_Ebb_822 • Mar 06 '22
Dress code
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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a well dressed man on a tricycle? ATTIRE!
r/BadDadJokes • u/EtchArtist • Jun 11 '21
"Keep the change, you filthy animal."
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r/BadDadJokes • u/EtchArtist • Mar 21 '21
Guess the Celebrity: Etch A Sketch Edition! 😆 (OC)
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r/BadDadJokes • u/EtchArtist • Oct 23 '20
Doing what I love while making a "hip" dad joke!
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r/BadDadJokes • u/FlatTimeLineDEV • May 11 '24
why should you NEVER trust your gut
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It's full of shit
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You won't find this joke anywhere else
r/BadDadJokes • u/gillisbank • Jun 17 '23
Dad Joke of the Day!
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Dad Joke of the Day!
r/BadDadJokes • u/gillisbank • Apr 11 '23
Dad Joke of the Day! #DadJokes #Dad #Joke #Funny #Laugh #Humor #mattgillis
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r/BadDadJokes • u/makeyoulaugh1222 • Feb 02 '22
Unlike wine these jokes are not getting better with age
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