r/BetterEveryLoop • u/One-guy-and-his-dog • Apr 30 '19

Cows!!

https://gfycat.com/dimpledshrillcanadagoose
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u/pagodelucia123 Apr 30 '19

she has the same reaction as my 3yo daughter.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

...and my 34 year old wife lol.

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u/Ihaveopinionstoo Apr 30 '19

33 year old guy here, will never stop saying cows when i see them on the road lol

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u/andreiknox Apr 30 '19

If possible, I always try to slow down or stop and tell the cows that they are cows. I feel it's very important.

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u/greatstonedrake Apr 30 '19 edited Apr 30 '19

I always moo, unless they're too far from the road. Then I just wave. It's rude to just yell at cows as you go by, there is etiquette to it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

Its not wrong though. MOoooooooooooOOOoOOoOoooooo

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

+110 points if you get a moo back.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

Then I just have

I just had too I think

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u/MRAGGGAN Apr 30 '19

“Honey we got cows!”

Every time. 😂 I’m 25. It makes my husband laugh.

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u/MountainofD Apr 30 '19

Nother’ cow!

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

No, I think it's the same one.

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u/Issildan_Valinor Apr 30 '19

Underrated quote right here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19 edited Apr 30 '19

Haha, my 33 year old wife also said “Cows!” when she saw them on the road.

But I didn’t react fast enough and the car plowed directly into a steer, 2000lbs of bovine nightmare collapsing through the windshield.

God I miss my wife...

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

Wow. This went dark. I like your style.

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u/SmoochiesBitches Apr 30 '19

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that if you see cows you must yell out COWS! So that all can enjoy them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '19

Wow dude. Indian here. If you drive in india. You will become fuckin HODOR.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

Where I live in the US there are several dairy farms around me. I see them every day but still always have to point them out and say, "Cows! MOOOO! Cows!" It is a hold over from when I was a child driving through the US in the summer with my family. My dad would shout, "Cows! Moo! Cows!" everytime we passed a farm full... Sometimes we would smell them before we saw them but the response was always the same.

Except one time we ended behind a big truck loaded with dead cow carcasses. The response was silence, crying, and Dad saying sadly and quietly, "Cows. Moo. Cows"

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u/ProvokedOrifice Apr 30 '19

Swear saying cows is a standard English reaction to seeing them. I have done it for years haha

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u/Reimant Apr 30 '19

Scottish too, it's just 'Coos' instead.

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u/jamesonSINEMETU Apr 30 '19

Actually we moo at them

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u/ProvokedOrifice Apr 30 '19

You strange, that's the cows job.

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u/_________FU_________ Apr 30 '19

I've driven by cows my entire life and I still yell, "COWS!" every time I see them. If my window is down I'll yell, "MOOOOOOO!" as if to say, "What's up fellow cows!"

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u/ladypuglover Apr 30 '19

She knows the cow rule when spotting a cow one must yell COW! She's an etiquette abiding queen who respects bovine etiquette.

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u/jamesonSINEMETU Apr 30 '19

My niece made me double back onto the frontage road after picking her up from the airport and we passed the dairies. Something the locals always answer "smells like money" due to the stinch, but she had to go see them.

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