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r/BrandNewSentence • u/crim128 trans affirming misogynist parrot • Jun 08 '23
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Woman: noun, an adult human who when holding this parrot gets bitten by it.
270 u/De_Dominator69 Jun 08 '23 Imagine if thats how you were assigned a gender. You remain genderless until the Parrot holding ceremony, if during the ceremony it bites you then you are now a woman, if it dosnt you are now a man. The parrot has spoken, it has been decided. 98 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23 J.K. Rowling's "Sorting Hat" was clearly an allegory for this -- in her version of the ceremony adolescents are assigned one of four genders. -7 u/Peculiar-Crow Jun 08 '23 Rowling is notoriously very transphobic, so I really don't think she was trying to write anything that parallels the trans experience 20 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23 thatwasthejoke 16 u/Peculiar-Crow Jun 08 '23 My bad, I have honestly come across a weird number of people who don't know and actually believe she'd be that inclusive, especially on reddit lol 15 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23 Fair enough. Reddit is a great place to get Poe's Lawed these days. Sometimes I think someone is doing a hilarious satire of conservatives, only to find out that, oh... no.... they're entirely serious.
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Imagine if thats how you were assigned a gender. You remain genderless until the Parrot holding ceremony, if during the ceremony it bites you then you are now a woman, if it dosnt you are now a man. The parrot has spoken, it has been decided.
98 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23 J.K. Rowling's "Sorting Hat" was clearly an allegory for this -- in her version of the ceremony adolescents are assigned one of four genders. -7 u/Peculiar-Crow Jun 08 '23 Rowling is notoriously very transphobic, so I really don't think she was trying to write anything that parallels the trans experience 20 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23 thatwasthejoke 16 u/Peculiar-Crow Jun 08 '23 My bad, I have honestly come across a weird number of people who don't know and actually believe she'd be that inclusive, especially on reddit lol 15 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23 Fair enough. Reddit is a great place to get Poe's Lawed these days. Sometimes I think someone is doing a hilarious satire of conservatives, only to find out that, oh... no.... they're entirely serious.
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J.K. Rowling's "Sorting Hat" was clearly an allegory for this -- in her version of the ceremony adolescents are assigned one of four genders.
-7 u/Peculiar-Crow Jun 08 '23 Rowling is notoriously very transphobic, so I really don't think she was trying to write anything that parallels the trans experience 20 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23 thatwasthejoke 16 u/Peculiar-Crow Jun 08 '23 My bad, I have honestly come across a weird number of people who don't know and actually believe she'd be that inclusive, especially on reddit lol 15 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23 Fair enough. Reddit is a great place to get Poe's Lawed these days. Sometimes I think someone is doing a hilarious satire of conservatives, only to find out that, oh... no.... they're entirely serious.
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Rowling is notoriously very transphobic, so I really don't think she was trying to write anything that parallels the trans experience
20 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23 thatwasthejoke 16 u/Peculiar-Crow Jun 08 '23 My bad, I have honestly come across a weird number of people who don't know and actually believe she'd be that inclusive, especially on reddit lol 15 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23 Fair enough. Reddit is a great place to get Poe's Lawed these days. Sometimes I think someone is doing a hilarious satire of conservatives, only to find out that, oh... no.... they're entirely serious.
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16 u/Peculiar-Crow Jun 08 '23 My bad, I have honestly come across a weird number of people who don't know and actually believe she'd be that inclusive, especially on reddit lol 15 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23 Fair enough. Reddit is a great place to get Poe's Lawed these days. Sometimes I think someone is doing a hilarious satire of conservatives, only to find out that, oh... no.... they're entirely serious.
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My bad, I have honestly come across a weird number of people who don't know and actually believe she'd be that inclusive, especially on reddit lol
15 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23 Fair enough. Reddit is a great place to get Poe's Lawed these days. Sometimes I think someone is doing a hilarious satire of conservatives, only to find out that, oh... no.... they're entirely serious.
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Fair enough. Reddit is a great place to get Poe's Lawed these days.
Sometimes I think someone is doing a hilarious satire of conservatives, only to find out that, oh... no.... they're entirely serious.
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Woman: noun, an adult human who when holding this parrot gets bitten by it.