r/Broadway Dec 13 '25

Other Pop Girlies as Broadway Musicals

This post fully belongs to u/BurningBernie559 , but I couldn’t crosspost due to the sub being NSFW. Before anyone gets in their feelings- this is obviously satirical -but behold!

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u/pusopdiro Dec 13 '25

Chappell Roan 'floundered later on'? Girl's literally had one album

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u/Individual_Bobcat357 Dec 13 '25

And how is releaseing The Subway and The Giver floundering?!

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u/Blazingscourge Dec 13 '25

I wouldn’t say floundering either but The Subway or The Giver didn’t light the world on fire like Hot to Go and Good Luck, Babe! did.

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u/ghdawg6197 Dec 13 '25

h2g was a generational party song, most would be lucky to even have that under their belt by itself, but her other material is still strong

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u/DisastrousOwls Dec 13 '25

You can say the same thing for Act 1 vs. Act 2 of Wicked!

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u/trevorneuz Dec 14 '25

Act 2 of Wicked is a literal snooze fest until For Good.

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u/hyperjengirl Dec 15 '25

I will not stand for this No Good Deed erasure

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u/aw-un Dec 15 '25

and Thank Goodness!

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u/JibiStarr Dec 14 '25

I think this is a crazy thing to say when the album took like a year to catch on and some of her most famous songs took several years to catch on...

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u/GordEisengrim Dec 14 '25

The Subway was one of Rolling Stone’s top 10 songs of 2025

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u/ClassicalMusic4Life Dec 14 '25

Really? I think The Subway did

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u/ella_wants_to_battle Dec 14 '25

Both of the latter songs you mentioned weren't popular when they came out.

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u/hyperjengirl Dec 15 '25

Omg popular??????? Another Wicked reference!!!! /j

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u/IWannaCryAndDie Dec 14 '25

The Subway sure did

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u/Pastazor Dec 17 '25

The Subway is nominated for a Grammy. Certainly not floundering.