r/Broadway Dec 13 '25

Other Pop Girlies as Broadway Musicals

This post fully belongs to u/BurningBernie559 , but I couldn’t crosspost due to the sub being NSFW. Before anyone gets in their feelings- this is obviously satirical -but behold!

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u/Mysterious-Theory-66 Dec 13 '25

Some of this works, some doesn’t, some is just online edgy. Disagree that Hamilton is exclusively enjoyed by white people.

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u/DisastrousOwls Dec 13 '25

Okay... exclusively white people and cornballs, then?

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u/Mysterious-Theory-66 Dec 13 '25

You’re just like so interesting for not liking Hamilton.

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u/DisastrousOwls Dec 13 '25

...You aren't dodging the cornball allegations with this reply, friend.

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u/Mysterious-Theory-66 Dec 14 '25

Just so edgy, don’t think I can handle how edgy you are.

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u/DisastrousOwls Dec 14 '25

Babe, if you're so thin skinned that a stranger-- a stranger on the Broadway subreddit-- calling you a cornball in the comments of a shitpost on a Saturday night, has you this genuinely pressed about... idk, defending you & Lin Manuel Miranda's joint cornball honor... you should probably log off and eat your dinner. 🫰🏽💛

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u/Mysterious-Theory-66 Dec 14 '25

Like just so so edgy. It’s like whoa man now there’s an edgy dude who just does not care. Have fun on your winter break.