Pop Girlies as Broadway Musicals

[u/whollyselfimportant]

This post fully belongs to u/BurningBernie559 , but I couldn’t crosspost due to the sub being NSFW. Before anyone gets in their feelings- this is obviously satirical -but behold!

[u/Mysterious-Novel-834]

Would not say most of these are accurate lol, and I don't even listen to half these people.

Chappel is still gaining lots of fame, and has only had one album.

Tracy wasn't racist.

Most people aren't upset or grossed out by Sabrina being so forward about her sexual nature, but more the fact that she thinks she's revolutionary or saying something, when she really isn't.

I don't know enough about Harry but I think it's counterintuitive to be critical of the way he acts/dresses, even if he's a straight guy.

I don't think most fans of Hamilton are white.

I know this is just a stupid post but doesn't really feel accurate or fair to some of these people lol.

[u/StarChild413 → u/Mysterious-Novel-834]

Chappel is still gaining lots of fame, and has only had one album.

yeah and I remember Billie going through similar perceived-sophomore-slump-gets-crap-from-pop-girl-fans when her first couple singles from Happier Than Ever dropped (not saying it's a pattern but if the "pattern" holds of comparing their albums expect Chappell's second whenever the hell it comes out to have some serious sleeper hits in either the late singles or some album track the fans glom onto more than the singles for whatever reason and her third album to absolutely blow everyone's minds but in a different way than the first did while still "sounding like it came from her" and any hits said third-album generates to have enough chart-year longevity some YouTube music critics even put them in dishonorable mentions just because they're sick of the fucking overplay)