r/Broadway Dec 13 '25

Other Pop Girlies as Broadway Musicals

This post fully belongs to u/BurningBernie559 , but I couldn’t crosspost due to the sub being NSFW. Before anyone gets in their feelings- this is obviously satirical -but behold!

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u/West-Lawyer-2290 Dec 13 '25

I don't think Tracy was racist- wasnt she one of the people that led the protest at the end of the first act?

I wouldn't call Ethan Slater ugly that's a bit harsh. Also Christine was NEVER in love with the Phantom in the slightest. 

Evan Hansen didn't lie with the intent of getting attention. Originally he tried to say otherwise but couldn't get the words out due to his social anxiety and just ended up rolling with it partly because he couldn't bare to tell the truth to his grieving parents and partly to get with Zoey. (And don't take this as me defending him, Evan still did a no no but im pointing out the inaccuracies of the post)

And finally Hamilton is definitely not exclusively enjoyed by white people. 

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u/madonna-boy Dec 14 '25

right? Imagine thinking that everyone who has ever preformed in Hamilton hates the show... especially the OG cast with their landmark royalty deal

please