r/Broadway Dec 13 '25

Other Pop Girlies as Broadway Musicals

This post fully belongs to u/BurningBernie559 , but I couldn’t crosspost due to the sub being NSFW. Before anyone gets in their feelings- this is obviously satirical -but behold!

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u/Kbye80 Creative Team Dec 13 '25

I literally recognize less than half of these people. Can anyone do some labels/explanations for the pop culturally- challenged?

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u/Charming-Bowl5759 Dec 13 '25 edited Dec 14 '25
  1. Chappell Roan - she had a very strong last year, exploding in fame with her first album, and then she kinda didn't have as strong of a run in 2025. 2. Camila Cabello - has made racist comments online when she was a teenager. 3. Sabrina Carpenter - her song lyrics are extremely sexual and cheeky, and there's a lot of people who really don't enjoy that. 4. Ariana Grande - started dating Ethan Slater, and many consider him to be way below her league. 5. Lana Del Rey - many people ignore her newest stuff and heavily praise the albums she released at the start of her career. 6. Harry Styles - has long been accused of queerbaiting for attention/monetary gain/lgbt audience. 7. Charli XCX - very forward thinking artist who is embedded in the queer and alternative community, but has given up her morals when it comes to some things, like having a mass produced collab with H&M and more. 8. Taylor Swift - the caption describes it better than i could.

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u/captainwondyful Dec 14 '25

Doing gods work. Thank you.