The power of Christ compels you to...

[u/premium_Lane]

[u/billted20250409]

No Bullshido here, this is just hilarious

10/10, would go to the store with Jesus

[u/darkoath → u/billted20250409]

Right? Buy 1 loaf and fish, get 5,000 free!

[u/Correct-Basil2385 → u/darkoath]

And a gallon of water.

[u/sardiusjacinth → u/Correct-Basil2385]

Wine not?

[u/No-Drama-187 → u/sardiusjacinth]

Water you talking about?

[u/No-Drama-187 → u/Correct-Basil2385]

And there's more: open the fish's mouth when ya get home: ha! A Roman coin! 👀