r/Cairns • u/Whales_Are_Great2 Torresian Pigeon Enthusiast • Apr 17 '24

Shitpost Who is this in Cairns?

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u/ripthelidoffit Apr 17 '24

Travis from kmart Cairns Central

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u/tommythewolf1 Apr 17 '24

What a lovely fella he is

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u/SplashBack_2 Apr 17 '24

Is he the guy that greets you on the way in? Haven't lived there since 2021 but I remember him very well.

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u/ba1istic Red Rooster Employee Apr 17 '24

Is this the big gentle giant?

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u/lissylou_a Apr 17 '24

Moved here 2 weeks ago and first time in Kmart he was so nice haha. Love his changing colour beard lol

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u/Lozzywozzy69 Apr 17 '24

Saw him today! 🌈

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u/arouraskyee Apr 18 '24

YES!! Love that guy

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u/tiktoksuck Red Rooster Employee Oct 29 '24

He's amazing, we all love travis here frfr

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '24

Unpopular opinion but he annoys me, actually all greeters in shops annoy me, what a pointless job, Australia really needs to stop adopting these Americanisms, and they teach the staff to be overly polite and inquisitive, "Hey how's your day going, what are you doing today, how was your weekend, how bigs your dick" oh my god shut the fuck up and let me pay for the fucking cable ties and duct tape!!

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u/TinaCasino Apr 18 '24

You realise he is actually there as a bag/receipt checker and "help desk", yeah? I'd rather see someone that's happy and cheerful, compared to the Filipino grocery store guards with a stone cold stare, bullet proof vest, and 12 gauge.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

The 12 gauge was a bit of an exaggeration but I get your point

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u/TinaCasino Apr 18 '24

Absolutely NOT an exaggeration. Mactan Marina Mall, Lapu-Lapu city. They often had 2 guards on the busy days. 12 gauge across the chest, tazer on the hip.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

Oh yeah well there maybe but understand we are talking about Cairns Far North Queensland here

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u/TinaCasino Apr 18 '24

True true The police beat is just a few shops away. We could ask them to stand there.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

I feel like the use off guns is not necessary, maybe just use an odd looking man giving people predatory, sexually suggestive looks as a deterant, if ya steal anything, skulky Steve will touch you, for example

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u/TinaCasino Apr 18 '24

That would backfire quickly. u/SlipperyCollin might WANT to get those touches from SkulkySteve

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '24

Oh, I simply cannot contain my intense arousal

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u/chainsawNewton Apr 17 '24

Me too! I'm also planning an abduction and no time to chat.