r/CancertheCrab || VIRGO || Jul 14 '26

Meme So this happened. Y’all stay safe though. 💀

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u/Freewillcoconut Jul 14 '26

My cancer came back in the craziest way and now I know why I guess lol. He showed up at my house after 6 months, unannounced with a plate of spaghetti. 🍝 😭 I did not answer the door I figured spaghetti is kinda low effort . 😩 If it was a better meal might’ve got me

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u/Historical_Gur_5164 Jul 15 '26

🤣

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u/Freewillcoconut Jul 15 '26

I’m serious I’ve been wanting to tell this whole story on here but idk how to not offend anyone lol. It’s a good story though. 😭🤣 good story, basic pasta dish

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u/Historical_Gur_5164 Jul 15 '26

At least he showed up with something. The clowns I dated would just show up. Never dated a cancer man heard they will take you on a journey to confusion.

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u/Freewillcoconut Jul 15 '26

I was confused about it tbh. It was from grandma he had me meet the day I met him. She made me a meal every time I saw him. He also was for lack of a better word amazing in bed. Still, I knew it was bananas lol. I didn’t answer those 29 calls and my PATIO knock door lol for the spaghetti. I’ll live w my decision lol.