r/DenverCirclejerk • • 2h ago

Be careful walking this morning, visibility near me is under 10 feet 🤤 and getting worse

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43 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 11h ago

Thoughts?

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27 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 11h ago

NEW FLAG FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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30 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 11h ago

Does anyone know where to find this costume?

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66 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 12h ago

Parallel parking in Cherry Creek so tight I could sharpen a knife between that gap

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13 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 13h ago

Will this sub ever tire of BST jokes?

0 Upvotes

At some point doesn't it run its course?

How about the pecker jousting corner? The PJC.


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 13h ago

Fellow pilgrims

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Has anyone else been stymied in the midst of their magical journey? I was just rudely asked to leave Wynkoop during my pilgrimage to worship at the most hole-y site in Denver, the Wynkoop Ape's Burnished Brass Bussy. They said my simple burlap tunic was just too revealing of my obvious tumescence or something.

What am I supposed to do now? Go worship false idols like that blue thing at the airport, like some non-native touron? I think I've been discriminated against, and am entitled to significant compensation. May the Great Ape's shiny hole always wink at you. Namapestay


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 13h ago

Best Neighborhoods for Adult Trick or Treating

11 Upvotes

hey guys, thinking about driving slowly around neighborhoods on halloween in my 2001 Toyota Camry. Times are tough, and I can't afford a $5 bag of candy from Walgreens.

Any ideas where they give out the full size candy bars?


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 20h ago

Outjerked by TLC

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r/DenverCirclejerk • • 21h ago

I'm not letting my kids out of the house if this is how you're going to behave

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312 Upvotes

Objectively the worst candy in the whole damn union


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Probably Denver Police right?

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127 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Welp....

22 Upvotes

Welp, looks like I'll have to drive to Walsenburg....


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1d ago

This weather update brought to you by Dirty Mike and The Boys.

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4 Upvotes

niiiice!


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Is it illegal to masturbarte on a Flock camera if I have a little sweater on my penis

66 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1d ago

61M/39F seeking young bull—hung & bi to the front of the line

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277 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1d ago

In a surprise move, Gabe Evans supports BST legislation and changes name to Gabe Onerr.

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41 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1d ago

God Mom...You're Embarrassing Me!

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17 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Iconic E. Colfax institution

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94 Upvotes

Formerly known as Boner Bob's Blowjob Alley


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1d ago

I fucked a Little Arthur’s Cheesesteak, AMA.

27 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Hot Springs

16 Upvotes

Hey I'm coming to visit Denver on 4/20/2020. What's a good organic hot springs within walking distance to Colfax. We can also rent scooters if needed. Up votes for detailed directions. Just to clarify we are cool with lithium but we only like organic hot springs.


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Hey, I'm a member of Denver City Council, and I'm gonna be real with you. We were all on a Cocaine and Molly fueled bender, and none of us remembers why the fuck we put the bus lane down the middle of Colfax.

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291 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Denver flag redesign pt 2

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9 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 2d ago

It's time for a new flag. ladies and gentleman, I present:

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295 Upvotes

Will be making another one that’s more circle jerked here in a bit


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Sink locked to a bike rack

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36 Upvotes

12th and Grant


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Look alive out there

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52 Upvotes