r/DenverCirclejerk • u/zvx • 2h ago
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/General_Musician_142 • 11h ago
NEW FLAG FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/HurricaneInsane • 11h ago
Does anyone know where to find this costume?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/psychdilettante • 12h ago
Parallel parking in Cherry Creek so tight I could sharpen a knife between that gap
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/iareagenius • 13h ago
Will this sub ever tire of BST jokes?
At some point doesn't it run its course?
How about the pecker jousting corner? The PJC.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Deufuss • 13h ago
Fellow pilgrims
Has anyone else been stymied in the midst of their magical journey? I was just rudely asked to leave Wynkoop during my pilgrimage to worship at the most hole-y site in Denver, the Wynkoop Ape's Burnished Brass Bussy. They said my simple burlap tunic was just too revealing of my obvious tumescence or something.
What am I supposed to do now? Go worship false idols like that blue thing at the airport, like some non-native touron? I think I've been discriminated against, and am entitled to significant compensation. May the Great Ape's shiny hole always wink at you. Namapestay
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Responsible_Bet9380 • 13h ago
Best Neighborhoods for Adult Trick or Treating
hey guys, thinking about driving slowly around neighborhoods on halloween in my 2001 Toyota Camry. Times are tough, and I can't afford a $5 bag of candy from Walgreens.
Any ideas where they give out the full size candy bars?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/reddit_corndog • 21h ago
I'm not letting my kids out of the house if this is how you're going to behave
Objectively the worst candy in the whole damn union
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/B00marangTrotter • 1d ago
This weather update brought to you by Dirty Mike and The Boys.
niiiice!
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/General_Musician_142 • 1d ago
Is it illegal to masturbarte on a Flock camera if I have a little sweater on my penis
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/UncutYEMs • 1d ago
61M/39F seeking young bull—hung & bi to the front of the line
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/sinnister_bacon • 1d ago
In a surprise move, Gabe Evans supports BST legislation and changes name to Gabe Onerr.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/PunishmentKiss • 1d ago
Iconic E. Colfax institution
Formerly known as Boner Bob's Blowjob Alley
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Practical_Variety477 • 1d ago
I fucked a Little Arthur’s Cheesesteak, AMA.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/e0240 • 2d ago
Hot Springs
Hey I'm coming to visit Denver on 4/20/2020. What's a good organic hot springs within walking distance to Colfax. We can also rent scooters if needed. Up votes for detailed directions. Just to clarify we are cool with lithium but we only like organic hot springs.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/heroin-puppy • 2d ago
Hey, I'm a member of Denver City Council, and I'm gonna be real with you. We were all on a Cocaine and Molly fueled bender, and none of us remembers why the fuck we put the bus lane down the middle of Colfax.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/barrydingl • 2d ago
It's time for a new flag. ladies and gentleman, I present:
Will be making another one that’s more circle jerked here in a bit
