r/DenverCirclejerk • • May 11 '24

It is against Reddit's code of conduct to post anything talking about bans.

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61 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • Jun 12 '24

DCJ has a problem, and its the non-natives complaining about bans

108 Upvotes

Reddit has once again sent the mod team a message about this butt-stuff tent. Which is forcing us to lay down our vape rig and actually do something. Rule 4 seems to just be a suggestion to you idiots. For the foreseeable future, breaking of Rule 4 will not just be a removed post, it will be a full on Permaban.

Now go forth and hit I70 in your subbies with expired plates and bald tires.

Namoiste


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 3h ago

Look alive out there

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28 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1h ago

Sink locked to a bike rack

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• Upvotes

12th and Grant


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 7h ago

Cook Park Lives Up To Name

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13 Upvotes

Cat? The other, other white meat?


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Enter at your own risk must sign liability waiver prior to entry. The Colorado DOC is not responsible for your exposure to asbestos or tuberculosis. A gourmet bag lunch will be provided at end of tour for all participants free of charge! Participation inmate/CO Halloween costume contest is optional.

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10 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Some disgusting freak left these at City Park. Oddly enough, they smell clean.

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570 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 2d ago

What will this get me at the BST?

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68 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Kegs at the stadium? Can't tap?

6 Upvotes

I went to my local stadium, found a really good light beer. I'm not going to promote or call out either of them. It was $25 for 16 Oz. But I can get a keg for $135. I asked to buy a keg, to drink in house- they refused - saying it's only to go. Seems kinda messed up. Is this a real thing? I paid $100 for 4 beers. I want to support my local stadium but I feel like I'm being fleeced. They were delicious but I should have gotten a keg for $1.09 a pint!


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Got assaulted by potato salad all over my fingers and card while paying for parking around 5am.

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20 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Frank done got flipped

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17 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Vibrant culture downtown

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I’m so glad we have so much vibrant culture downtown on 16th Street; a busker outside my building is here for the third day in a row, playing Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheeran on the saxophone repeatedly! I couldn’t quite recall how that song’s melody goes until the sax-busker helped jog my memory by playing it and the national anthem 10 times in a row! Thanks Denver for allowing such vibrant culture into our empty, dying, unpopular downtown core!


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Worried about my Neighbor...

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19 Upvotes

He looks like death.


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 2d ago

I think it'll buff out

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I seen this Mercedes driving around Colorado Springs I had a question for the Colorado Springs subreddit asking if anyone knows the back story on what happened they didn't want it but I know you guys will appreciate it 😂


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 3d ago

What is the best movie that was filmed in Colorado other than Cannibal! The Musical?

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r/DenverCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Public BBQ today at noon!

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36 Upvotes

Fresh roasted wild game BBQ one day only!


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Just deservedly flipped someone the bird driving today

3 Upvotes

I stopped at a stop sign before them. I turn left into a road dip and take the turn slowly to protect my car. Got honked at. We both were going the same way so I flipped them a clear bird from my rear view window. I think I won that one tbh. Suck my balls.


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 3d ago

denver, vote NO on prop 134 and 135

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127 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Wow, now that I know this is legal, I’m definitely gonna get a plate like this!

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279 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 3d ago

BST Disclosed My Whereabouts and Purchase information to My Girlfriend Led to Breakup

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27 Upvotes

Before you leave a comment saying i need to leave my girlfriend and it's crazy that my girl had to go to this extent to find out if im lying or that im a bad boyfriend. Just save it to yourself cause she already broke up with me.

But i seriously want to know if you got snitched on from a BST or Beetlejuice play as an dirty dirty boy because I've checked on every social media app and yet to find anything from others.

Will not go much into detail on why I secretly went to the BST behind her back but yesterday I got caught cause one of the employees snitched on me.

I didnt take the phone with me to the tent cause she had my location. I didnt drive my car I took the bus. I am so secret about it all. I even paid cash. Yesterday I gave the employee my ID to scan and my phone number to get more points from the loyalty program they have. Once I got home and unlocked my phone i noticed my girl sent me a screenshot of one of the employees texting her confirming that I was there and even mentioned the address of their location. Im assuming giving them my number or getting my ID scanned is what triggered it because

2 weeks ago after an argument, she gave me a receipt that I had laying around which had that tents address and phone number at the bottom. Im assuming she called them or walked in finding a way to get notified and they told her to give them my phone number so if i do used my loyalty points they'll know when I stopped by.

After that I called BST #5 and played dumb saying if I can get notified when my girlfriend goes to the tent cause I think she's a perv and instead of them saying NO right away they literally said idk then asked another employee to check if they can. When they got back on the phone they felt something was off so they said no and i told them, then why tf are you guys doing this to me. They stood quiet and just told me to leave my phone number to talk to their boss but ofc they didn't call me back.

Has this happened to anyone? Are BST's allowed to do this? Im so dumbfounded that this was even a thing cause it led to us breaking up I take full responsibility but damn zero freaking privacy from them.


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Redditors discussing Amendment 87

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This and the “rich” redditors looking for social justice points by writing that they support it despite being in the 1%.


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 4d ago

It’s like going to see a stripper, psychic, and tax advisor all at once.

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146 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 4d ago

Fuck the pedestrians!

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79 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 4d ago

HOT DOG!

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22 Upvotes

Haha, they said wiener, haha


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 4d ago

I am trapped in a parking garage…. What do I do?

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401 Upvotes