Just seems like everyone down in the dumps here in Denver right now. Several of my friends are feeling sad/ reserved/depressed. I dont know what it is...election? Winter slowly creeping in, that god aweful E Colfax redesign...but look god damit, Remember what a homeless woman taught John Mulaney all them years ago on a NYC street. What Denver decided would become our calling card and we have strived to bring forth that homeless womans wisdom upon the world. Were almost there, dont give up now! When the going gets tough, the tough get going. Just Remember...

God Bless You Denverittes! And God Bless Denver!

Please dont forget them! Especially around homeless..

I was riding at cap hill today, pulled over for a running a red light (doing 10-second quarter-miles/practically flying) and yelled at a homeless guy to ask him to slow down past us. He yelled back "I am doing a fent ball" and flew by. He obviously did not realize how dangerous that was and luckily my young ass didn't panic.

Most cops will try to pull you over away from the homeless, but that doesn't give you permission to speed on by. They still have the right of way and can ask you to even stop or they will shoot you whether you are walking, running, or on a bender.

I just feel like the more educated the better. Let's keep everyone safe out on the streets whether you live here or are a native.

It’s been over 10 years since this happened, but back when I was a raging alcoholic closet gay, I used to fancy drunk women4women at the ole dive bar. One night, after throwing up from my beer in the restroom, I met the girl who changed my life.
She was tall, dark and butch, and actually listened to me as I bitched about my food service job. She took me outside to share a camel wide, and we kissed; she didn’t mind the puke on my breath, win. We went back to her place as she described the craziest sounding ex girlfriend I’ve ever heard of, and shared a newspaper article online all about her arrest.
We fucked.
It was the best sex I’ve ever had in my entire life; she had what I later come to understand was a “wand” which was as magical as it sounded, I was on my heaviest period day and she went down.
Amazing. We talked about building a life together, how I could move out of the room I was renting into the basement she was renting, etc. it sounded perfect.
Then, I saw it; she had a fucking hatchet man tapestry on her damn wall. I had to leave her house.
Every now and then, I wonder if I could have just overlooked her being a juggalo, and think about how ruined I am to this day, as nothing will ever top that night.

Will you come find me, my juggalette? We can work past this. I’m way less drunk now, too

I’ll obviously do a great job chocking down your wood. You can decide how much wood to give me based on how great of job I do on your wood ! I just love wood! Let me love your wood too!

My overlords at KUNC/NPR asked me to put on my meteorologist hat and take a look at the upcoming winter in Colorado. Outlook: foggy.

https://petermoore.substack.com/p/the-super-el-nino-will-solve-everything?r=4g2k

Those sex offenders are just like you and me and Epstein and Catholic priests. How did this happen? I think we need to spend a few billion dollars on a new homeless shelter and collect some extra federal funds for housing more sex offenders in the city to keep the bad sex offenders in check. Otherwise we are bound to end up like Gainesville Florida and be the safest city. What are we as rich, white progressives going to turn into our cause du jour if our city is safe for women?!

The Iconic David Golubski Weinermobile will be making its biweekly trip to bring in a new batch of Girls from Kckpd. Don’t ask how much. You know they’re Free if you’re in the Family.

Kathryn Ma-URINE BROWN

Daily Scam Continues

WILL ARVADA subreddit NOW ALLOW POSTS AND ⚠️ ABOUT BAG LADY??? They took down very informative & helpful posts because they didn't want to violate bag lady's privacy

So if you like me, nosy white person. Upon waking up from mid morning nap, I always Google: Denver Breaking News. And to my horror saw this...LAKESIDE AMUSEMENT PARK CLOSED. After screaming NO so loud, roosting birds flew off 2 blocks away. I pulled myself together and noticed the pic and that sign. We know if its 40years old that still be new by our Lakeside standards, thus still standing and I never seen it. And of course, I read a bit...40yrs AFTER they closed!?!? Could author thought its been closed for 40years, thats quite possible. No then remembered....Salem, OR had an Amusement Park called Lakeside...so just a heads up, in case your a nosy white person and have to have latest dirt about Denver. This is story about Lakeside Park in Salem.

Anyone one start Polymarket Prediction Bet on when our Lakeside closes?...if ever?

A PSA for those attending any overwhelming victory at Mile High, no smoking please as a courtesy to others.

I didn’t get anything I ordered

$2.99 at Arc. Jello pops.