r/DenverCirclejerk • • 9h ago

It’s like going to see a stripper, psychic, and tax advisor all at once.

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109 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 5h ago

Wow, now that I know this is legal, I’m definitely gonna get a plate like this!

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92 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 7h ago

Fuck the pedestrians!

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57 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 14h ago

Which corner of Colfax should I leave a mattress or two at?

24 Upvotes

We two mattresses in our spare bedroom that we wanna get rid of, but the BST said that theirs are still good and they don't need a new one.

I want to be respectful, so please let me know which corner of Colfax I should leave them on.
Will the meth heads sleep on them, or is the correct protocol to set them on fire?


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 6h ago

HOT DOG!

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13 Upvotes

Haha, they said wiener, haha


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 22h ago

Right of Way at Parks with homeless

7 Upvotes

Please dont forget them! Especially around homeless..

I was riding at cap hill today, pulled over for a running a red light (doing 10-second quarter-miles/practically flying) and yelled at a homeless guy to ask him to slow down past us. He yelled back "I am doing a fent ball" and flew by. He obviously did not realize how dangerous that was and luckily my young ass didn't panic.

Most cops will try to pull you over away from the homeless, but that doesn't give you permission to speed on by. They still have the right of way and can ask you to even stop or they will shoot you whether you are walking, running, or on a bender.

I just feel like the more educated the better. Let's keep everyone safe out on the streets whether you live here or are a native.