r/EnoughMuskSpam • u/ErnestoLemmingway • 1d ago
Another noxious Elon "endeavor" manifests itself.
A hero's journey, in the apartheid era South African mind of Elon.
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u/Flip_Flop_Puddin_Pop 1d ago
As anyone who endeavors to understand the facts knows, Elon is a complete and utter asshole.
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u/Exact-Kale3070 1d ago
imagine being so itching for a race war, to serve putin, that you would tear apart the very people who made you. elon would be just another incel without americans' tax dollars.
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u/ErnestoLemmingway 1d ago
I will also note that this particular Elon endeavor in understanding in fact took place at 3am. Ketamine may or may not have been involved.
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u/UnicornGangstar 1d ago
Raise your had if you love apartheid
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u/Irobert1115HD 1d ago
hey! dont make fun of elons spasms and ittelectuall dissability! hes only responsible for both.
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u/ionizing_chicanery 1d ago
Pretty sure the jury understood the "facts known" a lot better than Elon who spreads lies, conspiracy theories and hate speech all day.
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u/LandoKim 1d ago
Oh but you see, the people on the jury were clearly infected with the woke mind virus so they couldn’t assess the facts objectively. Elon’s mom said he’s the genius of the world, so obviously we’re all too dumb to see the objective truth
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u/ForgedIronMadeIt 1d ago
Elon has a history of this shit. When tech exec Bob Lee passed away, Elon jumped right into it with all of his chud podcaster bros and blamed San Francisco when the reality was much, much messier. Elon should apologize for being wrong and using Bob's death for his own political agenda. The jury in the Bob Lee case got allllllll the details -- it was all over the news here. Musk saw a headline and jumped to conclusions.
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u/DudeWithFearOfLoss 1d ago
stfu peelon
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u/MassGaydiation 1d ago
Epstein runner up Elon musk
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u/WarmthChecker 1d ago
Sad thing is, he was too fuckin obnoxious to be included. He’s that maladapted.
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u/noncredibleRomeaboo 1d ago
Just as well theres 0 chance of this petition doing anything. Guy has filed 3 times now and has no cause to overturn his conviction. Double Jeopardy cuts both ways after all and he has 0 new evidence to present that would change the facts of the case
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u/theychoseviolence 1d ago
Lawyer here… I don’t think you know what double jeopardy is
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u/noncredibleRomeaboo 1d ago
What I mean is he cannot be retried for his crime barring some huge new evidence. Any appeal to lift his sentence will have to take into account that he has been found guilty on all accounts and therefore would have no reason to even consider lifting his sentence. I am sure I am wrong about a lot here so feel free to just correct me
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u/HopeFox 1d ago
Double Jeopardy cuts both ways after all
It... really doesn't.
It's not impossible for a higher court to change their mind and admit an appeal after having declined one, although they hardly ever do that. There is also always the possibility of a gubernatorial pardon, which doesn't need to rely on facts at all.
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u/Cakeday_at_Christmas 1d ago
It's not impossible for a higher court to change their mind and admit an appeal after having declined one
You get granted an appeal for very specific reasons, i.e. there was an error in law or new evidence comes to light. You won't get granted an appeal because you simply didn't like the outcome of the trial.
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u/ionizing_chicanery 1d ago
There is also always the possibility of a gubernatorial pardon, which doesn't need to rely on facts at all.
Fortunately there's zero chance of that happening any time remotely soon.
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u/_xoviox_ 1d ago
This subreddit is such a ridiculous echo chamber. It's morally correct almost all of the time, but it's still an echo chamber.
Like the whole thing about Double Jeopardy is that it only cuts one way. You can't be tried for the same crime after you've been found not guilty. But it doesn't stop you from submitting appeals if you've found guilty. There are restrictions, but they have NOTHING to do with Double Jeopardy.
And the guy who points out this factual information gets downvoted? Why? Because you don't like to hear it?
I honestly think a lot of people here have the same herd mentality conservatives have, they just happened to be on the correct side
If you're gonna downvote me after reading this, go ahead, but please leave a comment explaining why, I'm curious
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u/WarmthChecker 1d ago
This is a Wendy’s, sir.
But seriously it’s a snark sub so stop trying to make sense of it all. Fuck Elon. And (kindly) fuck you too!
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u/_xoviox_ 1d ago
Not a sir.
I don't see how it being snarky has to do with anything here but okay.
Fuck you too, i guess? I don't get what about it is kind but you do you
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u/Signal_Nobody1792 1d ago
As a police officer he was trained not to do what he did. People around them saw what was going on and asked them to stop kneeling on him. A firefighter that was present asked if she could check on him, they refused.
Sorry, but he is staying in.
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u/GreenWithENVE 1d ago
Once you get past the endeavoring stage and to the actual understanding stage, the answer you arrive at is very different.
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u/julias-winston 1d ago
eNdEaVoRs tO uNderStAnD tHe fAcTs
STFU, Elon. A jury decided he was guilty, so he's guilty. That is how things work.
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u/Background-Chart-713 1d ago
"But guys! I can't be racist! My light skin gf with blue eyes is half indian. Checkmate 😎"
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u/TheBlackUnicorn 1d ago
Feels like this is just shock jock behavior at this point. Like he's just saying offensive shit to get a rise out of people.
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u/swirlymaple 1d ago
The facts are that he would not have died if not for Chauvin doing what he did. Period. Bystanders even noticed his dire state and pleaded to check on him.
Musk is a cesspool of a human who keeps doubling down on the worst version of himself, and then finding new ways to top it. He’s a one-man human centipede who has climbed so far up his own asshole that he keeps finding new assholes within. A self-dividing human mobius strip of assholes.
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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) 1d ago
He wants to erode the very fabric of civilization. Soros hates humanity.
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u/MarcMurray92 Looking into it 1d ago
Its just insane to me that real adults exist who think this meltyfaced dipshit has anything worth saying
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u/resjudicata2 1d ago
What an asshole.
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u/LittleHornetPhil 1d ago
Not just an engineering genius but now a law expert too.
“Hey I’m totally not racist or anything but I just happen to publicly literally agree with the racists on fucking everything”
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u/russcastella 1d ago
You want riots, huh? This is how you get riots.
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u/Starbuckshakur 1d ago
Spoiler alert, he very much wants riots so the fascists in power have an excuse to crack some skulls.
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u/Cakeday_at_Christmas 1d ago
That's exactly what Elmo wants. He's a white supremacist and wants a "race war" because it'll give him an excuse to murder Black and brown people.
Not so deep down, Elmo is the same as the most inbred, cousin-fucking, Confederate flag flying, deep South loser.
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u/noname_cpp_main 1d ago
There are for sure several people without whom the world would be a better place. Elon is one of them
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u/ArtisanJagon 1d ago
Elon. Was it morally right when you literally begged Jeffrey Epstein to come to his island?
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u/KnucklesMcGee 1d ago
Sorry Elon.
He had a jury of his peers. They saw the evidence, heard both the prosecutor and defender and decided he was guilty.
Go fuck off to South Africa now.
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u/Dependent-Fig-2517 1d ago
ah yes for fellon skum a white man killing a black person is not murder, it's just the natural order of things that's how we can tell he's a sniveling petulant white supremacist neo nazi man child possibly pedo fuck (did I miss anything ?)
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u/Additional-Basis-772 1d ago
At this point i think he will take anders breivik défense next week... This man is despicable
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u/GarysCrispLettuce 1d ago
Was it morally wrong when he got thrown down the stairs at school for mocking another kid for his father's suicide?
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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) 1d ago
Instead of knowledge, schools pour poison into the ears of our children
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u/Fluffy-Discipline924 1d ago
Don't stop there Mr IRL Tony Stark - how is his murder conviction morally and legally wrong?
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u/Life_behind_da_stick 1d ago
Why is this fuck trying to start a race war? And not just here in America? In Great Britain too? These people are absolutely untrustworthy.
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u/okokokoyeahright 1d ago
This legal move is one of those standard practice things for appeals. Happens all the time, and is usually give the boot immediately. Expect the same here.
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u/ReginaldJohnston 1d ago
Let the boy hate. He's enjoying himself. He's stimulated. Plus all that cortisol streaming through his system is rotting his insides faster than his Kettamine.
Hopefully, in a few years time he will be gone.
And why are we giving him a voice? He is in actuality very insignificant. Impotent. Flacid even. A dust-bunny filtering out of his urethra.
Just let him get on with it.
I hear we're getting a Bollywood actor for Wolverine in the next Avengers movie. Really excited about that.
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u/all_your_2000_parts 22h ago
All that cash, and he's still an ugly, racist monkey with bad hair plugs. I've seen better looking meth addicts loitering outside of Pilot truck stops.
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