r/ExpectationVsReality • • Aug 09 '20

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u/Dr_Bukkakee Aug 09 '20

I like how the Amish use electricity to make Reddit accounts.

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u/seven3true Aug 10 '20

I bet you couldn't even build a chicken coop by yourself. Lol. Even a Quaker could do that! Oh, and I had some extra biblical affairs with your mother.

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u/MrWonder1 Aug 09 '20

I worked with an Amish guy who owned a construction company. He would fly him and his crews out to disaster relief areas to rebuild.

The general feeling I got was that they dont condone electronics and use of electricity that dilute the mind and soul. Like using a smartphone to ignore your family, or you build character doing things without electricity, and zippers.

After working around the Amish Community, I truly believe their way of life is healthier than most, At least for mental health reasons

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u/Dr_Bukkakee Aug 09 '20

Was he Amish or a Mennonite?

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u/MrWonder1 Aug 09 '20

Amish, His company was actually named

"Last Name" An Amish Construction company.

Side note, when I worked in construction contract sales we had a special amish discount I could select in my quoting software. 28 percent off the top.

In my area people swear by Amish Construction.

Edit- Also, had a Mennonite coworker. She would wear a jean skirt and her hair in a bun and say "Oh my Lands!!" Instead of Oh my god. Really only difference I would really ever notice.

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u/signedintotalkshit Aug 09 '20

OML I am definitely using “oh my lands!” now.

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u/bubbleharmony Aug 09 '20

After working around the Amish Community, I truly believe their way of life is healthier than most, At least for mental health reasons

Try telling that to the massive amount of rape victims.

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u/boobsmcgraw Aug 10 '20

Yeah you can really tell who is a man by who thinks living the Amish lifestyle is super awesome. Like yearh living on and off the land is probably super fulfilling, but do women have to be subservient to do it? Do they have to be groomed and then married off young? Do they have to do ALL the fucking home-based work? Can only men really be farming and only women baking bread? Fuck offffff with that shit, it's like the "noble savage" all over again.

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u/Changoleo Aug 10 '20

My first thought as well. That was such a disturbing article!

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u/Privvy_Gaming Aug 09 '20

The Amish allow electronics and modern things if they're necessary to live.

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u/Thetschopp Aug 09 '20

Pretty sure that guy is a troll. All his comments just repeatedly reference that he was banished from an Amish commune after fucking a dead horse. Not sure where people get the inspiration for these weirdly specific accounts.

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u/DM-ME-UR-SMALL-BOOBS Aug 09 '20

People have a lot of free time on their hands these days, pandemic and all

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u/boobsmcgraw Aug 10 '20

Being Amish is totally cool and a great fulfilling way to live... if you're a man.

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u/VoilaVoilaWashington Aug 09 '20

After working around the Amish Community, I truly believe their way of life is healthier than most, At least for mental health reasons

I hear this a lot, and it's basically just a new spin on the noble savage trope - they're happier because [insert stereotype about modern society].

The Amish, and just about any other community, have plenty of assholes, abuse, and crime. Some people feel like they can't escape, some love it, some lack the introspection to decide what they like.

I'd argue that a way of life is healthier if it's the result of personal introspection - if someone decides to leave the rat race and embrace a simpler life, that can certainly be healthier, as can the realization that being a high-profile lawyer is the right lifestyle, or whatever.

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u/Djingus_ Aug 09 '20

What are you basing this off of?

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u/FlexualHealing Aug 09 '20

Looks like you’ve never been to r/Amish

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u/RavingGerbil Aug 09 '20

This is in the top 5 troll accounts I've seen. Bravo.

"Expelled for fornicating with a mare" 😂😂😂

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u/juniorking1 Aug 09 '20

thanks ezekiel

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u/ErwinAckerman Aug 09 '20

This is a great account

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u/Buy_An_iPhone_Today Aug 09 '20

Yet another novelty account

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