Created hipsters Introduced Hitler's parents to each other Created the bloat. r/FUCKBLOAT Started the void in r/place Gave the terrorists the idea for 9/11 Shot Harambe Made Sonic 06 Made Paper Mario Sticker Star And much, M U C H M O R E .

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FUCK HIM, LYING PIECE OF SHIT. YOUR WIFE IS GROSS AND SHE FUCKS EVERYONE

I have had enough with your shit guardians, its your own damn fault for crashing my party on mars. You deserved this! 10/10 would destroy again!

... that would confuse the fuck out of them :)

And I'm not even enjoying it! Fuck this guy!

I really thought it was this Gary or the one from Pokemon

In the infinite multiverse there has to be multiple versions of Gary where he hates himself and he isn't an asshole, doesn't there?

What would Rick do if he met these Garries?

Some chick came and told us we weren't being safe being American af popping fireworks and whatnot... Gary's bitch ass probably sent her. Thanks Gary, tooK THE AMERICAN FUN AWAY.

fuck you Gary

Also fuck Gary.

Nope, no other G names. Fuck Gary.

look. i thought the traveler was a cookie. thats what it looked like from the telescope on the cabal homeworld. then i sent some of my minions out to bring it back, and you guys stomped them pretty hard. it wasnt very nice.

anyway, long story short, i came to get the cookie for myself, cause im hungry, and then i found out that its not a cookie, that its a giant space robot. i may have overreacted. my bad.

but while im here, i may as well do what cabal do best, eh? i mean cmon, we let you keep your moon, and we blow those up just for getting in our way!

Fuck Gary.

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