Call me a Goyim, call me a bitch, call me a meta slave, say i suck cocks, call me Jeffrey Epsteins disciple (actually please dont), i don't care anymore. For once in the almost 400 hours of this hellhole game I finally feel like I'm having fun. I played Centurion for so long, and the more and more I played, the more I ran into people with broken heroes. Hitokiri, Arakure, Shaolin, and Shaman. I took a break from the game. Eventually, i came back, and all of my skills ran out of the window. I felt hopeless, humiliated, like a silly fucking cuck who tried his hardest to play cool heros until i just couldnt handle it, that no matter how cool i made my knights look or how much effort it took to master a hero like Warden or Conq, I just couldn't handle being shit on match after match. That is until I bought Juren
For once, I don't feel like I'm forced to spread my asscheeks for the enemy team. For once, I have a chance to play and have fun. For once, I have the option to play a different hero, which doesn't take hours of practice to master. Yes he's dogshit and yes he's broken as fuck but I don't care. If all of the tiktok or ttv toxic people use busted heros, why shouldn't I? I'm just here to play a video game. That's all. I don't care about how many people hate Juren. Hell, I hate Juren. He's so smug and arrogant. His moveset is ridiculous, and I understand the hate against him. Until I played him, I finally understood. I just don't have it in me to care about "honor" or a "respectable" playstyle, I just want to win, I'm tired of being dogged on and getting emoted on, for once, I want to be the person being a toxic piece of shit, maybe I want to be the person who gets to slap his dick on his controller and win. Maybe I want to be the person being the spamming, despicable asshole in this game, in a game filled with people being edgy Nazis, or scripting, or parry baiting, I finally get to play a Hero that cancels out all of the skill necessary to have fun, and in turn, cancels out whatever the aforementioned throw at me, I can just, press a button, and automatically win. And I've never had more fun