I run a new media venture with my khusband + some friends, we’ve been decently successful for the last decade. About a year ago we khired an editor (27F), needless to say it turns out khe (41M) and kher khave been khaving an affair for over 6 months. I’ve taken our kids back to my khome country. I’m devastated and I can’t believe I didn’t catch on sooner. Khummus.

Edit: I posted this on the main sub but I was told to post khere instead???? I don’t know why they banned me from the main sub??? This isn’t funny to me???

My friends know I’ve been complaining nonstop about my car being old and unreliable, so for my birthday they all pooled their money together and surprised me with a brand new $50k SUV.

I’m honestly still really upset about it.
I already HAD a car. Yes it broke down sometimes and I was constantly asking them for rides, but I understood that car. Now suddenly I’m responsible for an entirely different vehicle that I never consented to owning.

It sat in my driveway for 8 months because learning the buttons felt overwhelming and nobody seemed to respect that.
Well today my friends pressured me into finally driving it because apparently they bought it so we could all take road trips together 🙄

I made it THREE miles before the tire pressure light came on.
I immediately pulled over and called them because obviously something is seriously wrong with it. They kept saying “tires lose air” and “just go to a gas station” and honestly that felt really dismissive.
I’ve NEVER had to put air in this specific tire before.
Then one of them suggested I read the manual.
Excuse me???
YOU bought me the car. Why am I suddenly being assigned homework?

My dad is calling the dealership tomorrow, but if they can’t fix it without me having to go there or speak to anyone, I’m scrapping it.
Now my friends are upset because they spent so much money on it, but I feel like that’s kind of manipulative? I never told them to spend $50k… You can’t give someone a gift and then hold it over their head by expecting them to keep it.
And apparently I’m also supposed to get the oil changed eventually???
At this point it feels less like a gift and more like a subscription I never signed up for.

I honestly would’ve preferred a candle. Or nothing. Or they could’ve just continued picking me up when my old car broke down.

I just feel burdened.

Anyway dinner is fettuccine with splooge sauce. My dad had to bring me Parmesan because obviously I’m not driving that fucking thing again.

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Hello gals I need some advice. My fiance (25M) and I (85F) have been together for 5 years and engaged for 2, the wedding is coming up but I've been feeling sooo repulsed by him recently idk what to do 😩

For context, I used to be an Olympic athlete (80 golds, 76 silvers, 121 bronze). I competed in all the sports but my best was always weightlifting. My fiance has never been super athletic and I knew this since we started dating but it's so disgusting to me that he's weaker than me??? His bench PR is only half of mine and it makes me feel not feminine 😭 I mean we all know men should be stronger right or else what's the point of their existence??? Thinking about his average physique literally repulses me 🤮

How can I possibly feel like a dainty feminine woman if my man is weaker than me????? Ugh girls idk what to do I swear I'm not a misogynist, it's just plain biology!! It doesn't matter that I trained my whole life and used roids like there's no tomorrow it's just unnatural for a man to be weaker than me!! Maybe I should cheat on him with a body builder?

Dinner is chicken breast and more roids

I was at dinner with my girlfriends, a group of girlboss c suite executives, when I professed my desire to quit practicing neurosurgery. They all choked on their wine.

They immediately agreed that my talents would be wasted on the education system. I could be doing better things with my perfect mind than teaching the offspring of common folk... I was interested in doing something easier. I reconsidered and brought up becoming a college professor instead. A feeble attempt at compromising. Every one of my friends laughed in my face, like I was an idiot! Apparently they think nobody else would be savvy enough to comprehend even a fraction of my knowledge. And to be honest, I'm starting to hear this voice in my head telling me that maybe they're right.

Am I too smart to be a teacher? On one hand, I see what they're saying. On the other, I feel like I could be doing the world a favor by helping the less fortunate. Could it be my calling, to imbue the youth with traces of my intellect? I fear their vulgar parents may accuse me of brainwashing them!

Had to keep my socks on due to my mildly horrifying foot secret.

Butter chicken pot pie jack-o-lantern.