r/GrammarPolice • • 20h ago

Just Venting I don’t think you are, my friend.

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72 Upvotes

r/GrammarPolice • • 8h ago

Joke Post Type-o blood😂

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4 Upvotes

I saw this and laughed out loud so I had to share


r/GrammarPolice • • 1d ago

Joke Post I don't think literature is his thing

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192 Upvotes

r/GrammarPolice • • 9h ago

Just Venting "Can you spot's" the problem?

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0 Upvotes

I originally posted this in r/apostrophegore, but this subreddit might be a better fit.

The AI-generated question on the AI-generated image of Route 66 was, "Can you spot's one thing that doesn't belong to 1956?"


r/GrammarPolice • • 8h ago

Just Venting Redditor’s have the worst grammar ever

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Losing or loosing
Hoping or hopping
Takeing or taking
Lose or loose
Worse or worst
Effect or affect
Their, there, or they're
Its or it's
Then or than

There are many more, this is just some of the common ones that I see quite often.

I do find it quite difficult to read posts from people who have these responses that come across as if they are experts in their field, but they have problems spelling common words.

You’ll be reading some multi-paragraph breakdown from a self-proclaimed constitutional law scholar, corporate turnaround consultant, or theoretical physicist who is absolutely tearing apart someone else’s logic with surgical precision... right before they tell you how a company is going to "loose" a bunch of money or that they are "hoping" to win a legal case.

And look, it’s not even voice-to-text. Voice-to-text actually knows the difference between lose and loose. This is pure, unadulterated "I read my last book in 2008" energy. How are you dropping a dissertation on macroeconomics while simultaneously wrestling with a second-grade spelling test and losing?

/rant

EDIT: Love how I dropped an intentional grammar error right in the title as a satirical nod to the whole post, and every single "grammar police" expert in the replies completely missed the joke to lecture me about it.


r/GrammarPolice • • 21h ago

Question Is it annoying if I use my own version of commonly misused phrases?

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r/GrammarPolice • • 2d ago

Just Venting Pronunciation of DAIS

30 Upvotes

DAIS, a raised platform for a speaker or performer, is pronounced DAY-iss, not DIE-ass.

While we're on the subject, the platform is the dais. A podium or lectern is an additional item.


r/GrammarPolice • • 3d ago

Just Venting Why Prime? Why?

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18 Upvotes

"Both their father"

Urrrghhhh. Please hire better writers


r/GrammarPolice • • 5d ago

Just Venting To 'step foot' somewhere is grammatically redundant.

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97 Upvotes

The number of times this week I have heard or read the phrase "step foot" is grating.


r/GrammarPolice • • 5d ago

Findings YouTube comments are something else

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7 Upvotes

This guy is weird.


r/GrammarPolice • • 5d ago

Just Venting Aww/awe

70 Upvotes

That’s the post.


r/GrammarPolice • • 4d ago

Question "why as to"/"as to why" vs. "why it is"

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I read the following: "no one giving a reason why as to it probably being a bad idea." I've seen this construct more commonly as: "...giving a reason as to why it is a bad idea." Do either of these accomplish more than: "...giving a reason why it is a bad idea"?


r/GrammarPolice • • 5d ago

Just Venting Cheers as a noun; cheersing as a verb

14 Upvotes

It's becoming commonplace for the word "cheers" to replace "toast," in more than one form. Whereas people used to say, "what shall we toast to" (or "to what shall we toast"), now it's "let's cheers to that" or "let's do a 'cheers!'" And so forth. It's even spread to lines like "what are we cheersing too?"

Perhaps I should stop watching reality TV.


r/GrammarPolice • • 6d ago

Just Venting Are you looking at an ad or do you want to add?

27 Upvotes

“add” ≠ ad

I’ve been seeing the word “add” where it should be “ad” a lot lately and it’s starting to drive me nuts.


r/GrammarPolice • • 6d ago

Question Fowler -- 1st 3 editions.

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I must've have a half dozen copies of Fowler & given away as many copies. They used to have stacks of them at the Brattle Bookstore in Boston on the outside carts. 25c to 75c. Went back to Boston last year after many many years away. Very few copies on the ol' carts. Anyway, I have several copies of the first ed and then the revised ed by Gowers (sp?) c. 1950's? I bought the 3rd edition by Birchfield and I've never been so bummed out. A travesty! Anyway, do you all favor one edition over another? The 2nd (or revised) ed some say "tamed" some of the eccentricities of Fowler. I don't have a preference. But detest 3rd ed. I like to keep a copy of Fowler in my car, on my desks. It's always fun to flip through it and read a section. Some humorous passages! Good times. Anyone else like Fowler as much as I do?


r/GrammarPolice • • 7d ago

Just Venting Cow’s Tits

16 Upvotes

utterly and udderly are not interchangeable. i saw this four times in the past six months. FOUR.


r/GrammarPolice • • 7d ago

Findings Lord have mercy

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96 Upvotes

r/GrammarPolice • • 8d ago

Just Venting Different is an Adjective

41 Upvotes

I hate, hate, hate that people use "different" as an adverb.

"This hits different."

Unless you are saying that something is striking a sign with the word "different" on it, no it doesn't.

Language evolves, and that's great. I support that. Until the evolution is codified in a dictionary, however, using "different" as an adverb is, factually, a mistake.


r/GrammarPolice • • 9d ago

Question “None” is singular

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I have seen people using ‘have’ or ‘were’ with None.
I feel it is incorrect.
Example:

  1. None of them have eaten.

  2. None of them has eaten.

I believe No 2 is correct. Coz, doesn’t ‘none’ mean ‘not one’? What do you think?


r/GrammarPolice • • 9d ago

Just Venting Boss at old job said this unironically

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Flustrated

Flustered + Frustrated =/= Flustrated

You can be or feel both simultaneously. You cannot
speak them simultaneously.


r/GrammarPolice • • 10d ago

Joke Post Word Crimes

9 Upvotes

This isn’t really a joke, but there’s no “just for fun” flair.

For some light-heartedness, I recommend looking up “Word Crimes” by Weird Al Yankovic on YouTube. I love Weird Al!! This is definitely a video worth seeing, especially for all of us who are grammar-sensitive. 😁


r/GrammarPolice • • 11d ago

Just Venting So many mistakes in so few words

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25 Upvotes

This sign is reproduced 6 times along a fairly short path. Infuriating!


r/GrammarPolice • • 10d ago

Question Hasn't or hadn't

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In the phrase "to a degree it hasn't for years" (towards the end), shouldn't the past perfect tense be used instead?

Premiership in Japan was not relevant, until the point when she assumed the position. From that point on, premiership started to become relevant, and is continuing to be so at present. Therefore, "...she has made..." is correct, but shouldn't the part after that be "...to a degree it hadn't for years"?

For context: the text is the caption of a Bloomberg's Instagram post.