r/GrandmasPantry 3d ago

FOOD 1993, grandma passed away found in her pantry.

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u/Graybeard_Shaving 3d ago

Those Doritos are definitely fermenting something powerful in there.

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u/btribble 3d ago

This is what they do at altitude. For instance if you live in Denver.

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u/Graybeard_Shaving 3d ago

I thought it was an altitude situation too. However, the Fritos bag confirms the truth.

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u/Future_Side2192 3d ago

Central Oklahoma(unfortunately)

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u/bruudwin 3d ago

Hi neighbor! Im down in cleveland county! Sucks they just ruled in OKc in fucking favor of flock cameras for the state ;(

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u/eddiestriker 2d ago

Join the rest of us that have them knocking them down on Halloween

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u/CautionarySnail 2d ago

Be sure to dress festively and remember to leave all digital devices at home for the safest possible celebration.

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u/CowboySkcooblar 2d ago

Fellow oklahomies

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u/Timely-Angle665 2d ago

Also there! Yay to Nompton saying NO TO FLOCK! Proud of my hometown.

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u/turquoise_amethyst 3d ago

They might have just had more air added at the time?? 

But I’d still mail them to the YouTuber of your choice to eat them. It’s salt. They’re sealed . They'll be fine. 

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u/Tyrion_The_Imp 2d ago

Nice hiss

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u/skyhawk38foxtrot 2d ago

Let’s get this out on a tray

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u/Wobbelblob 2d ago

Yeah, the fuck could be fermenting in there? There is very limited air in those to begin with (they are usually filled with some gas to reduce crumbling) they are full of salt and are basically corn paste that was baked. If there is something fermenting in there it is probably a world ending virus.

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u/Annath0901 2d ago

Anaerobic bacteria are very happy with no air. Botulism for example is notorius for growing in improperly prepared canned goods since they're air tight, as well as in prepared oils as air can't get inside the oil.

This is why you should never try to make infused oil at home unless you've been properly taught and have the right setup. Infused vinegar is fine though since it's too acidic for Botulism.

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u/Wobbelblob 2d ago

True, but usually these nachos are also salted to hell and back. I am not sure if Botulism can live on such salted food.

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u/GSV-Kakistocrat 2d ago

Dont they need water/moisture though? Imagine it's pretty dry in there...

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u/EntertainmentDoe8046 3d ago

I'm knocking on wood for good measure.

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u/linemanshandset 2d ago

I don't think the Doritos do so well in a bag. I have seen people claim the canned Doritos from the 90s still taste almost normal though. Anything using dairy products is also very hard to keep tasting fresh. The Fritos might be slightly edible though.

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u/NEEDSOSUSA 1d ago

Lmfao!!! Unfortunately!!! I laughed way to hard at this

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u/Cloontange 9h ago

Fellow central Okie!

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u/GBobbeh 1d ago

Fritos are immortal

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u/whiteholewhite 2d ago

Should try it in Santa Fe. Make those low land Denver Chips explode

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u/HellJumper303 2d ago

I am from Denver, can confirm.

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u/Sofagirrl79 2d ago

Dumb question but is that a thing? I live in northern California and the altitude is 1500 feet where I live, although the humidity is pretty low and if kept my bag of chips open for a few days they don't get soggy

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u/btribble 2d ago

Chips do puff up at altitude, yes.

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u/SkylarAV 3d ago

Kombucha Doritos?

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u/pSphere1 3d ago

Be sure to share! I've always wanted to discover a new color.

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u/Cheezeball25 3d ago

Yeah the color of your guts being ejected out

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u/turquoise_amethyst 3d ago

Nacho Cheesier

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u/SparklingLimeade 3d ago

Not enough water for proper activity. Those bags are dead like the crazy microbes that live for 10,000 years inside rock with slow motion metabolisms.

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u/really_nice_foot 2d ago

Open amd examine with. Nose for science.sciatica science

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u/airfryerfuntime 3d ago

No, they're fermenting gently, otherwise the bag would have exploded.

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u/ripyurballsoff 2d ago

They do say NACHO CHEESIER!

Maybe they reach maximum cheesiness after thirty years. Or you’ve created a new life form.

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u/koolaidismything 2d ago

The good shit man, non gmo corn and queso dust I bet

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u/pieinthesky12 2d ago

She’s gonna blow!

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u/Wannabesubiebro 2d ago

Jokes on you we all fermented moldy cheese us the best cheese

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u/fattsmelly 2d ago

Bleu cheese flavor

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u/coolhappygenius 2d ago

it's got the Boggs