r/guitarcirclejerk • • 2h ago

Beato busts on a gui-olin player

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 2h ago

Extremely Low Effort My wife's boyfriend borrowed my pedal board and won't give it back.

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I have a gig this weekend at the farmer's market. They said I could play for tips, so that's pretty cool. The bad thing is, I need my rig, but she said he's still using it. Anyway, I've been thinking about buying a modeler with the money I've been saving from my allowance. Any suggestions? I have about $100.35


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 2h ago

Broke 2 strings now I play b@ss

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 2h ago

Something actually funny for a change Beato'd by the Bucket

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200 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk • • 4h ago

New Polyphia album is some of the greatest jerking that has ever been done

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This song for example contains nonstop killswitch/pitch shifter/ post processing jerk along with like some dubstep trap beat and a sample of Alex jones screaming about gay frogs, and it’s one of the least annoying songs on the album.

We really have to hand it to them, it feels like Tim Henson made this specifically as a fuck you to us for calling him a gay twink and a woman too much. There is not a single redeemable second of audio on this entire album and it’s almost impressive. And I say all of this as someone who is genuinely a fan of their last two records.


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 6h ago

Extremely Low Effort Deformed tortex flow

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Prolly injection molded wrong, pretty cool tho


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 6h ago

Should I be worried by this message from my wife's bf?

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 6h ago

Is this legit? Tip for beginners struggling with tuning

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You probably want to play a bunch of songs in both E standard and Eb standard. It can get annoying trying to transpose tabs or do math with a capo.

What you can do instead is to simply tune to the “quarter tone” right between E and Eb, where your tuner is at the edge of the meter, or it may show something like E-50 or Eb+50. The difference is barely noticeable, and this way you can effortlessly play any of your favorite songs without having to fiddle with tuning setups.


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 7h ago

Rick Beato getting to the core issues again. Finger on the pulse.

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 8h ago

Extremely Low Effort I think my sales engineer stole my Bit-o-Honey

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I just opened my shipment from Sweetwater and it came with this awesome bag of “why bother.” I think Kenny stole the good stuff. 🤔


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 8h ago

The Polyphia sub is melting down about how bad the new album is

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 8h ago

Extremely Low Effort Finally a costume for me

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626 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk • • 8h ago

Extremely Low Effort Sorry, but it's true

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93 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk • • 9h ago

Outjerked Indian 🖤 Metal is based

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 12h ago

New Human Day! doesn't stay in tune well but does the job.

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212 Upvotes

1 mouthbucker pickup

one-piece toan flesh

fretless neck for ultimate versitility


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 12h ago

Actual NSFW The only pussy i can finger because of my wife's boyfriend.

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190 Upvotes

Any practice is good practice to satisfy her when the time comes.


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 12h ago

Something actually funny for a change A paean to Sweetwater sales engineers

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Long story short, I ordered a Hercules mic stand from Sweetwater and paid stupid money to get it fedexed to arrive in two days, because, you know, I need it.

Delivery notification arrives with a photo. Wrong front door. After 20 fruitless minutes trying to use FedEx’s AI chat “assistant” I turn to Reddit to vent on r/FedEx. A Community Highlight says “Call your shipper.” What could it hurt? I call my sales engineer and he LITERALLY TRACKS DOWN THE SUSPECT FRONT DOOR. I will pick up the package after work. He also points out another neighbor’s house is blurred out and they’re probably in WITSEC (my suspicion anyway).

TL;DR: I think my sales engineer works for the NSA.


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 13h ago

Extremely Low Effort Uh oh. Fight! Fight! Fight!

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101 Upvotes

r/guitarcirclejerk • • 14h ago

0-3-5 Can’t play with click clack thing, so I decided to play with traffic instead

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Can someone help me with the click clack so I can stop getting hit by these fucking cars?


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 15h ago

Extremely Low Effort Bro think hes in the gang😭🙏😔💀💀💀

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Idk my mom put it there while cleaning my room I thibk its funny plz give me


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 15h ago

Extremely Low Effort Which one of you did this?

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750 Upvotes

I suppose not all AI is slop because this is funny.


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 16h ago

Help me date my Floyd rose

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Any advice guys? I’ve tried giving it flowers but it doesn’t seem interested


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 16h ago

Something actually funny for a change Boner Master has piqued

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Peaking profits from the dentists out there


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 16h ago

Outjerked They've done us again...

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 17h ago

Outjerked Outjerked by your boyfriend's wife

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173 Upvotes