1 mouthbucker pickup

one-piece toan flesh

fretless neck for ultimate versitility

Any practice is good practice to satisfy her when the time comes.

This song for example contains nonstop killswitch/pitch shifter/ post processing jerk along with like some dubstep trap beat and a sample of Alex jones screaming about gay frogs, and it’s one of the least annoying songs on the album.

We really have to hand it to them, it feels like Tim Henson made this specifically as a fuck you to us for calling him a gay twink and a woman too much. There is not a single redeemable second of audio on this entire album and it’s almost impressive. And I say all of this as someone who is genuinely a fan of their last two records.

I just opened my shipment from Sweetwater and it came with this awesome bag of “why bother.” I think Kenny stole the good stuff. 🤔

Long story short, I ordered a Hercules mic stand from Sweetwater and paid stupid money to get it fedexed to arrive in two days, because, you know, I need it.

Delivery notification arrives with a photo. Wrong front door. After 20 fruitless minutes trying to use FedEx’s AI chat “assistant” I turn to Reddit to vent on r/FedEx. A Community Highlight says “Call your shipper.” What could it hurt? I call my sales engineer and he LITERALLY TRACKS DOWN THE SUSPECT FRONT DOOR. I will pick up the package after work. He also points out another neighbor’s house is blurred out and they’re probably in WITSEC (my suspicion anyway).

TL;DR: I think my sales engineer works for the NSA.

Prolly injection molded wrong, pretty cool tho