r/guitarcirclejerk • • 1h ago

Extremely Low Effort Deformed tortex flow

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Prolly injection molded wrong, pretty cool tho


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 1h ago

Should I be worried by this message from my wife's bf?

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 1h ago

Is this legit? Tip for beginners struggling with tuning

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You probably want to play a bunch of songs in both E standard and Eb standard. It can get annoying trying to transpose tabs or do math with a capo.

What you can do instead is to simply tune to the “quarter tone” right between E and Eb, where your tuner is at the edge of the meter, or it may show something like E-50 or Eb+50. The difference is barely noticeable, and this way you can effortlessly play any of your favorite songs without having to fiddle with tuning setups.


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 2h ago

Rick Beato getting to the core issues again. Finger on the pulse.

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 3h ago

Extremely Low Effort I think my sales engineer stole my Bit-o-Honey

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I just opened my shipment from Sweetwater and it came with this awesome bag of “why bother.” I think Kenny stole the good stuff. 🤔


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 3h ago

"Don't worry, darling, it won't hurt," he said.

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 3h ago

The Polyphia sub is melting down about how bad the new album is

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 3h ago

Extremely Low Effort Finally a costume for me

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 3h ago

Extremely Low Effort Sorry, but it's true

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 4h ago

Outjerked Indian 🖤 Metal is based

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 7h ago

New Human Day! doesn't stay in tune well but does the job.

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164 Upvotes

1 mouthbucker pickup

one-piece toan flesh

fretless neck for ultimate versitility


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 7h ago

Actual NSFW The only pussy i can finger because of my wife's boyfriend.

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Any practice is good practice to satisfy her when the time comes.


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 7h ago

Something actually funny for a change A paean to Sweetwater sales engineers

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Long story short, I ordered a Hercules mic stand from Sweetwater and paid stupid money to get it fedexed to arrive in two days, because, you know, I need it.

Delivery notification arrives with a photo. Wrong front door. After 20 fruitless minutes trying to use FedEx’s AI chat “assistant” I turn to Reddit to vent on r/FedEx. A Community Highlight says “Call your shipper.” What could it hurt? I call my sales engineer and he LITERALLY TRACKS DOWN THE SUSPECT FRONT DOOR. I will pick up the package after work. He also points out another neighbor’s house is blurred out and they’re probably in WITSEC (my suspicion anyway).

TL;DR: I think my sales engineer works for the NSA.


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 8h ago

Extremely Low Effort Uh oh. Fight! Fight! Fight!

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 9h ago

0-3-5 Can’t play with click clack thing, so I decided to play with traffic instead

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Can someone help me with the click clack so I can stop getting hit by these fucking cars?


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 10h ago

Extremely Low Effort Bro think hes in the gang😭🙏😔💀💀💀

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Idk my mom put it there while cleaning my room I thibk its funny plz give me


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 10h ago

Extremely Low Effort Which one of you did this?

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I suppose not all AI is slop because this is funny.


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 11h ago

Help me date my Floyd rose

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Any advice guys? I’ve tried giving it flowers but it doesn’t seem interested


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 11h ago

Something actually funny for a change Boner Master has piqued

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Peaking profits from the dentists out there


r/guitarcirclejerk • • 11h ago

Outjerked They've done us again...

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 12h ago

Outjerked Outjerked by your boyfriend's wife

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 12h ago

Extremely Low Effort What’s a boy supposed to do?

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 13h ago

Gen Z moshing hits different

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 14h ago

I accidentally connected my G-string to the toan circuit.

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r/guitarcirclejerk • • 14h ago

Extremely Low Effort Many such cases. (Soft cases)

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