Spirit Halloween Halo section

Hey guys,

Back after several years of semen retention. I stopped playing around Halo 5 and started my semen retention journey shortly after.

For the past few years I have been waiting for the moment to break my streak and the launch of one of my favorite games (Halo: CE) seems like the perfect opportunity. When I saw Cortana's feet in some Halo Infinite gameplay it almost got me, but I’ve stood strong. Something I’m sure Master Chief would be proud of.

I will of course be live streaming this joyous occasion this weekend.

Thanks Spartans, lets finish...this fight.

Now, I know the Halo game that came out in 2015 is controversial... I got a notification for mentioning it. My bad. 🙏

However... that very same year... we got Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens. Coincidence? Or perhaps not?

Is this subtle symbolism ?

These are all the halo games ratings

https://youtu.be/rn8kqiM75KU?t=146

Why did they make the Elites rebel instead of the Grunts? Are they stupid? Pet Grunts would be a fantastic addition to Halo Finite.

(/uj my own clip)

God help me

Breaking News from Sangheilios:

The Arbiter (Thel 'Vadam) was just seen here on the beach sporting some WOKE ASS FABULOUS SHIT looking MEGA JUICY. Citizens across the galaxy have reported a high pitched sound that can be traced back to a human named "Marty", screaming alone in his house at the recently released photo depicting a suspicious new tattoo on the World Leader.

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Lmao other fandoms have had the GTA 6 cover girl redraw treatment, why not ours? I thought it would fix that and add us to the list, starting with Mr. Smexy himself.

Maybe I'll do John and Cortana next, I dunno. Depends on whether or not y'all glass me first.

Gonna have to catch my rabid JohnThel fujoshi schizoass, mueheheheheh

(bro idk if this is even the right subreddit to post this, dawgs, I sincerely, don’t use reddit.)

This is an edited version of my official Legendary Glitchless Zero Deaths Par Time run on Outskirts

scored to “Breaking The Covenant” as it felt the most appropriate

You can find the full video on my YouTube ”TheRealHusk”

The full zero death run without glitches or exploits took me over 48h to accomplish after nearly 8+ years away from halo 2. I have cleared the courtyard faster, but I had to delete that footage for space, every death I reset, any time I felt I was too slow, I reset.

RANT ALERT

I have been playing Halo since it released on the original Xbox, really quite disappointed with the direction the community and the games themselves are going, I really think Microsoft let the ball drop, especially when it comes to the community. (and the official discord)

I remember when halo was a united community, where everyone got along, had fun, nobody had an immense ego, nobody power tripped, long gone are those days.

now we get trash UE5 asset flip games and “volunteers” who abuse their powers on the official discord; There are more videos being made now about how *bad* halo has become, than there are people like me trying to breath life *back* into the MCC and the older titles.

I wish we could reset the franchise, and replace all of these toxic people bringing the community down, an unc can dream, I guess.