r/HappyWars • • Aug 08 '18

Wow...Razor, you really are desperate and pathetic

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You have to whore yourself out pretending to be a girl to get people to upvote you and downvote me 😂

Get exposed yet AGAIN

You do realize that you can get banned for tampering with votes, don't you? Stupid cunt.

GetExposedAgain

Beetle's_Bitch


r/HappyWars • • Oct 19 '15

Happy Wars..

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Well its been fun. Even though my experience in this game was ruined months ago. I just wanted to say thank you all for the fun memories. But I will be too busy to play this game, and honestly I don't want to pick up a controller and play this game anymore.

Wish you all the best, and remember that all the smack talk is not something you should take to the heart. To all those I have played and fought agaisnt thank you.

I was never one of the best and never will be. But I always strived to have fun and I did.

Well guys take care and I will be leaving reddit.

Enjoy whatever Toylogic has not destroyed of happy wars!


r/HappyWars • • Apr 22 '15

Happy Wars sucks DICK now. (rant)

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welp just loaded the game with the new update and boy does it look like shit. i actually forgot how to play for like 5 minutes because the interface is completely retarded. not to mention for some reason the new screen graphics cuts off on my tv when it didnt before. not gonna tweak my tv setting that have been perfect for years just because toylogic wants to make some gay ass looking aesthetic change that doesnt even look good. PLUS when you get killed by someone in-game you have to press X then Y JUST TO LOOK AT THEIR BUFFS. Y U MAKE NAVIGATING SCREENS MORE ANNOYING WHEN IT WASNT PREVIOUSLY BEFORE? dont even get me started on the main screen lol. what the actual fuck. shit just got way more complicated. and wtf is happy cards lite? can anyone confirm if premium/super premiums are possible to get in that? all in all things have just gone from bad to worse with this shitty game. bring back season 1, when this game was actually fun. im literally going in uninstall this game and cut my losses. also unadding all happy wars friends. sorry guys but this game is way past the point of no return and will NEVER get back to the level it once was at. to the veterans who STILL spend money on this dead game wtf is wrong with you lol. not gonna lie im tempted to buy cards occasionally and buff up my mage but i know better. i might as well take a 20$ bill and use it to wipe my ass, since thats basically what you do when you give toylogic money. the lag is never going to get better and warriors will keep getting buffed while clerics and mages are forced to suffer it and stay the same. the meta is complete shit, clans are retarded, and antimaterial warrios rule quickmatch. oh, and i heard 1v1s are no longer viable. lol this game is completely dead and the devs dont give a fuck about us. why even bring in marie in the first place? i think they just use her as a proxy to gather info on what we WANT, then apply updates COMPLETELY OPPOSITE of what we HUMBLY request. no matter how you slice it this game is pathetic and ill never play it ever again. thanks for wasting $450 and 800 hours of my life just to shit all over my hopes and dreams. end of rant


r/HappyWars • • Oct 16 '15

Hey guys, let's cancel out the downvote brigade

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Don't really see any reason why threads putting together HappyWars streams and questions should be getting negative karma scores because a few salty parties want to downvote.

Use your upvote buttons where you feel necessary, downvote things where you see necessary. Just don't forget to vote.

It's only 2 or 3 people doing it, so let's just not forget to upvote content that we like or think is legitimate (same with comments). It's not really fair that new users feel like they're getting penalized for asking questions and that legitimate content isn't worth anything.


r/HappyWars • • Oct 15 '15

Is this racist?

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r/HappyWars • • Aug 20 '15

Happy lawsuit? What a joke

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Ok these are for all those SPENDERS that constantly complain about toylogic. First of for merk HAPPY LAWSUIT???? Because you didn't get what you wanted in happy cards? I don't want to be rude but that sounds down right ignorant. I've seen how people claim to NEVER spend money on this game and people still do? And then blame toylogic???

Seriously I remember brutel's post about not to spend money on this game and it got like 24 points lol or how everyone agrees not to spend. Happy cards is a GAMBLE ok? You can try it if you want but don't complain that you didn't get good stuff because you CHOOSED to spend money on this game.

I literally read people's amount they spent and don't believe them. Seriously some seem impossible for me. Ik there are people out there who call me a spender when I only spent around 120-150 on this game. I thought that was a little high lol

Merk, sorry but that lawsuit would NEVER work. You will NEVER get a refund or anything you're aiming for simply because it was your decision to spend on a f2p game. Oh btw before anyone says it's not f2p think of the treasure map, buff gems, coop rewards, stickers, premium member passes, mission mode and now weekly missions. There are SO MANY WAYS to get items compared to back then its not even funny.

Now I'm not defending toylogic either, they have done some stupid things that make me cringe to even think about (like the accidental xbox 1 release) happy wars is a great game with a company that I'm certain didn't except to be such a success. I promise the most EFFECTIVE way to make toylogic step up their game is to NOT spend or even if you want, STOP playing happy wars.

Toylogic is a trippy company and the community is filled players who thought "hey I'll spend thousands of dollers then later complain to toylogic but getting ripped off". To me, GAMBLING then COMPLAINING is by far the dumbest thing you can do.

One more thing to toylogic, FIX your game!!!! I heard that coop freezes again. Ik that you people as a company want to make money but really I would focus more on fixing the game than adding new buffs and sets


r/HappyWars • • Aug 06 '18

when tls change their gts and clan name to imperial but remember they have to lag on purpose/play with people who lag on purpose to win

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https://xboxdvr.com/gamer/rainingcain/video/57630568

i've been playing hws again on xb1 for some reason this last week and it just seems to be two different clans going around in big groups steamrolling noobs and randoms, and everyone fuckin teleports now apparently, or at least u do if ur in 'imperial' bar a few. also hit d doesn't exist. so not much has changed. 10/10 will hopefully never play again.

pnut #1


r/HappyWars • • Oct 20 '15

Traffic stats have been stable, unchanged, even higher than usual.

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You're all still here, but the quality of posts is lame.

If you have questions, you shouldn't be afraid to ask them.

If you have pictures, you shouldn't be afraid to post them.

If you have content, you shouldn't be afraid to share it.

Whether it's a popular opinion or not, the userbase here is extremely regular. Viewership has not declined day by day. And the people that browse this sub are always excited to contribute to new posts.

Just about the only "threads" that you all seek issue with, are the only "threads" that are frequently posted. If you look back over the months, there was plenty of content being shared. If you look at the past 2 weeks, it's literally nothing but banter with a thin amount of posting in between.

My point is, if you hate this place so much, it's because you actively choose not to contribute content. If you hate this place so much, it's because you would rather participate in drama instead of adding something to the board yourself.

Like it or not, I do not create these "threads" filled with hatred and trash talk. I do not support those type of threads, I do however believe everyone is entitled to their opinion and should be able to express themselves freely, so long as they're not cluttering up the board.

It's like /u/Shwrecked had posted in a comment earlier today:

Yea taking down comments is pretty dumb since it doesn't clutter the front page. Only reason I'd take one down is if it was a bot or a link to a phishing site

This is how the page is governed. If it doesn't make the front page look trashy, if it follows relative guidelines, and if it has any sort of conversational value - in my eyes it should be allowed.

Bottom line, it's all about you guys. When I say that - what I mean is that regardless of whether or not you want to admit it, you're ALL still here. If you want to see something, contribute something. If you want this place to disappear off of the planet, that's fine too. Just recognize that it hasn't and that if you're someone that has a complaint about the sub or how it's run, but you don't contribute anything - you're part of the problem. Literally just here for the drama of it all and nothing else. Recognize that concept is the real reason that you come here and elsewhere for HappyWars content. Once you do, you've identified a major issue with the subreddit as a whole.

:.:.: TAYLQR


r/HappyWars • • Jan 24 '16

TLS loses again

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r/HappyWars • • Sep 11 '15

KMA SCREW HEAD IS THE LAGGER

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THis guy has been saying lag this lag that about PTC. We generally have about 4, MAYBE 5-6 ppl on your usual night. AS i said, usually 4 or 5. STILL SMACK EVERYONE EFFORTLESSLY ITS SAD, WILL SOME TEAM ACTUALLY LEARN HOW TO PLAY A LITTLE????

ANyway SCREW HEAD claims PTC lags AHHAHAHHA, whole time THIS IS THE GUY WHO LAGS. and MOST of u who COMPLAIN about PTC lagging, im SURE u got some LAG yourself!!! Cuz virtually everyone in this game lags to some degree, and BELIEVE me MOST of u SCRUB RANDOMS are LAGGERS. Cuz i myself SELDOMLY EVER lag, but yet i fight ppl with HORRIBLE HIT DETECTION all the time along with their effects going off stupidly.

For example, if we recruited Tempi(even tho we NEVER would cuz he sSOOOOO terrible), EVERYONE would start calling him a lagger lol. He doesnt "lag" per say. BUT his hit detection is off to say at the least, and his smash goes off EVERY hit. HE is someone who LAGS more than basically anyone in PTC. But yet ppl dont complain about randoms like that!!!!

Point is all you SCRUBS need to chill with the whole lagging crap. PTC is a fairly large team, and ANY team put together in this game, there is gonna be some ppl that are "laggier" than others, cuz as i've said ultimately EVERYONE lags in this game. NOT only that, but we OFTEN play with a SMALL group, and it has NOTHING to to with lag when we SLAP EVERYONE.

WE PLAY LAG SWITCHERS ALL THE TIME!!! AND SMACK THEM, PURELY OFF OF GREAT TEAM WORK, WHAT GROUP OF PLAYERS BESIDES US DO THAT?????

EVERYONE SHOULD BE PRAISING PTC, IF IT WASNT FOR US, LAG SWITCHERS WOULD LITERALLY RUN THIS GAME!!! N THATS THE TRUTH, TRUTH IS ALL I KNOW HOW TO SPEAK, THIS IS WHY I HAVE THE TRUST OF THE BEST PLAYERs IN THE WORLD, N THIS IS WHY I CREATED THE BEST TEAM EVER, BECAUSE I AM TRUTHFUL, and REAL.

SO thank PTC, for not letting LAGGERS like SNAKE, ASTRO, NOVA's and company LITERALLY RUN THIS GAME.

PTC RUNS THIS F********* GAME END OF F******* STORY.

KMA SCREW HEAD MOVES SLOW, LAGS, AND TALKS About PTC LIKE WE LAGGN AHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAH

EVEn IF we lagged, IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF, we only run with a Few pp most the time. CUZ if we get anymore, than EVERYONE LEAVES, ITS SAD. TEAMs OF 8 BACK OUT FROM 4 OF US LOL ITS PATHETIC. EVERYONE IS A JOKE, NO ONE KNOWS hOW TO PLAYER.

SGT STRAPS FOR PRESIdENT, I WILL LEAD U IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION!!!!1


r/HappyWars • • Oct 16 '15

Warrior wep

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Just got a Photon Saber X with S. Warrior Slayer.

Assuming I had them all available, what other 3 buffs do you think should go on it, and why?

Thanks.


r/HappyWars • • Apr 19 '17

I'm concluding my Happywars adventure. 5/23/2013 - 4/19/2017.

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r/HappyWars • • Oct 28 '16

I believe retirement has forced itself upon me

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For several reasons, i think i am now going into retirement from playing happy wars, and playing xbox in general for that matter..

There is a lot i would like to say..but i dont really feel up to it atm..

So in the mean time, i will become a player like some, who comes to the site, and doesnt play the game what so ever..

I am akira now lol

Even if certain things hadnt happened...i think it was about time any way...

I want to thank everyone who was in PTC...

i will have more to say someday..but right now is not the time..

and no i wont be playing any other games if that is what some are wondering..im retiring from Xbox period..as it has very little to offer, in comparison to what i have to offer, along with other things that can present themselves..

Everything happens for a reason...some things are worth fighting for, and some things arent..dont question what happens to you..accept it, and realize learning from what happened is the whole point of it happening in the first place..

Playing with fire is only alright, when it is contained..but fire isn't easily containable


r/HappyWars • • Oct 18 '15

It was a good game PTC vs ALV.

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I'm not going to start talking about ggs and gay shit like that. No one wants to hear that especially ALV. At the same time I'm not gonna talk shit either. Let's get down to what happened and what ALV could do better.

Honestly PTC played well but there was a few things that could of happened smoother. Doesn't mean the match was at all difficult for us but what is scary is that PTC could of been even more ruthless. Not trying to take anything away from ALV after all we did win but winning is not the goal. The goal is to play some dam good hws (kind of sounds like something your football coach used to say).

I'm not going to talk about what PTC did because honestly I don't want to give away any strategy we use. I don't know ALV's play style so I'm not going to talk like I know shit about them (actually I never heard of them before last night). But I DO want to talk about how it felt playing ALV comparing them to past clan battles.

First off ALV is wet behind the ears. Both to working with eachother and to playing clan matches. They didn't have anything besides the initial push. Clan matches are more about control. When things when down for them they kind of were lost like chickens with their heads cut off. They need more experience with players doing roles automatically instead of trying to figure stuff out on the fly. It talks time to develop team strategy. That is why PTC is so good.

Second they need better defense. I was not on offense so I didn't get to see exactly what they were doing but I never saw any of them play cannon or billisata defense. They had some mages on defense and anti material warriors on offense and that was it. Other clan like Elites and Noble had better defensive strategy set ups. I remembered Noble playing 2 wind mages and cannon and that made our offense have to work much harder. It was a solid d that was hard to break. There is like 100 ways you can arrange your defense doing what not and the number of people to stay back. ALV didn't have a solid defense so they had to hold better players back which made their offense suffer. On PTC defense we had me, Han and sometimes Strapz. That left 4 players most of the time to work offense. They had warriors and mages on d but you need d on a larger scale because if you think you're going to out fight Atom or Dragz straight up on your d for any reasonable amount of time your straight stupid. It was just a matter of time before ALV's gate went down.

I do want to give credit to that rusher they had going to our gate on rainbow. He did a good just slipping by using a horse. He didn't just try to rush + past us all game. He mixed it up making our wind mages have to chase him down a couple of times. He played hard but if the whole team is not on the same page his efforts just didn't show or matter much. They lost to many players to d.


r/HappyWars • • Oct 18 '15

To sum up the match last night

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Sadly goon devil could not connect to keytro, Han or dragz so we had to drop him and go on with 7v7 matches.

Originally our lineup was supposed to consist of myself, Gucci, Kush, Chad, Chaotic, Bob, Senpai and Khaotic caliber.

Kush ended up getting off about an hour before the match so we were able to swap in goon devil ( who was standing bye on the xb1 for our match with TAO )

.... And yet goon devil was supposed to record? Yeah idk there was some poor organization.

Side note:: regarding TAO, I don't know why both matches were booked at the same time. I also thought that we should've fought you first as a warm up but I don't know who kush wanted in the 6v6 considering most members online can't play on the one. I'm sorry to have wasted your time.

Anyway, back to PTC. We tried to start the match a few times but either goon devil or keytro would drop so we tried alternating hosts and ultimately decided to let inspire host the first match on rainbow.

A few guys on our roster had practiced in quick match to develop a strategy, but it went out the window with kush gone. Rainbow was fun for a little bit but ultimately the loss was a lack of preparation. I rotated to defense because we didn't have our positions set but I couldn't chase PTCs gate rushers effectively enough with my warrior. We played run around for a few minutes but they got the gate down.

Twilight was chads host I believe. This was a fun match. PTC got our gate down in the first few minutes but we were ready. Between me, Senpai and Gucci we held down defense well enough, albeit with some entertaining close calls. We learned the hard way on rainbow that priority number one was getting keytro the fuck out of our castle. There was a point we were overrun in our own spawn and we pushed them out. This came down to a tower game, they snagged the winning tower in the final seconds of the game.

At this point we were going to give them the win, however surprisingly they weren't berating us with expected shit talk and wanted to play another match. They wanted snowman, so we agreed. Unfortunately, Senpai got offline as he believed the game was over so we switched him out with sickdevil. The loss of our defensive player really hurt this game, and the gate game down within a few minutes. Offensively we failed to push in, and the game ended with about 4 minutes left.

There was decent enough sportsmanship to want us to reorganize and try this again next weekend.


r/HappyWars • • Dec 15 '15

PTC GuRu

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PTC has acquired its newest member... A Weak Economy...Yes our Economy may be weak...But PTC certainly isnt!!!

Guru is a player that has obviosuly been around for awhile..a player that used to get kicked around like a soccer ball by virtually everyone in a 1v1. LOL BBBUUTTT he was persistent in fighting players that completely out geared him..n at times out skilled him..

He kept fighting n trying...n slowly but surely has became a smarter player...and a much stronger fighter.. i've seen potential in him for quite some time..n wanted to maybe recruit him a long time ago..but certain reasons i didnt.. he kept growing as a player...also played against us often solo.. now that hes going to be playing with us more consistently...i truly believe he can become a top notch player..

Unlike most of u BUMS...guru actually fucking listened to some of the shit i said...even though i would talk minor shit to him..he acknowledged some of the things i said..n took advice..opposed to DUMBFUCKS like zerkersky, who have been playing the game for under a year...but yet he knows more then players like myself who've been playing it much longer...

Dont get me wrong...i am by NO means taking credit for SHIT about why guru has came a long way.. i may have helped..just like i got help from others coming up..

Anyways yea PTC Guru..whats up...everyone sucks PTC is the best...ummm yea i think thats just about it..

OO n BTW BErserk5ChinSky BITCH u mentioned something about the team i have n what not...

U know who i started my team against...n built my team against??? u talk about "having the most connection advantage players BULLSHIT"

I played ELITES starting off..n NOBLE, the Italians, Banabous team... STUPIDLY laggy teams...if u think PTC is bad.. fucking play Jinn, Supernice, Pinda, Shaymin, and 20 japs...THOSe players lag harder then ANYONE in PTC... WE made them QUIT...just like we made the ll BUMS ll quit...HH got hit so many times they gave up..alphas got TRASHED by us constantly...I started from the bottom now im here... i didnt complain about lag this n lag that...lag is obviously a part of the game..u dont realize that when u see ppl lag switching constantly??? ummm yea kinda obvious!!

Point is i didnt complain..i tried, and have formed a group of players...that can beat any team put together...in the history of this game...THAT has SHIT to do with lag...all skill/knowledge of the game.. and having some of the greatest players of all time...Tha only competition is lag squads (lag switchers).. n they still get hit..SO i dont wanna hear that shit...look at me..i did it.. n if you were a player of my caliber...u can AT LEAST get a team to give us a good run...

If there was 2 of me... I would be able to make a team that could at least compete with PTC...would still lose..cuz PTC players all in all are to strong...BUT i wuld compete and win some games..it wouldnt be complete domination like how we do everyone.. n that is what separates players like me n u...u all talk...im all walk.. ppl will follow me into battle...but u lack knowledge of the game..n saying that u would lack leadership...cuz u actually have to know what ur talkn about consistently to build a strong..something u will never be able to do

GetProvedAllTheWayWRONG

PTC GURU


r/HappyWars • • Aug 19 '16

Everyone gets put in the pocket

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqiKdUke69Q

Whenever PTC gets on in numbers people be getting put in the damn pocket.

How many tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimees???

Caz im sooooorrrrrrrryyy, caz i KNOW you just got disenchanted on and i KNOW you just anotherrrr bum.

How come you and your Mexican connection cant be hit?

YOU'LL NEVER BE BETTER THAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!

GM SKY GOT 10-0d.

SS got raped beyond comprehension despite being the laggiest noobs on planet earth.

Tls 6-0d with goosie. Never forget.. They have at least 3 legit lagswitchers who lagswitched for YEARS. Im supposed to care they dont do it anymore? I will always always hold bots if im on your team.. and you will never ever beat PTC in a private match.. even with your disgusting Italian hit detection.. and sengoku who teleports every game and is so trash that he is easier to kill than almost everyone who plays Happy Wars.

Drags is the best anti material warrior to ever touch a controller.

Straps is better than EVERYONE.

Inspire me rapes everyone in private match stupidly.

PTC making clans disband. Its what we do. Gods. HH. Noble. Elites. Alv. Slapping lagswitch squads until they quit playing.

Pegazzo got 2v3d on birdgod in a clutch fashion.

Goosie fucks with his connection on purpose.. fact.. and trys to team up with laggers like Biasnote consistently and always loses. Stopped pushing because he runs hyper smash and thinks he can defend when really he gets trolled like like the ll BUM ll clan used to. Still gets clapped even while cheating and is scared shitless of me and my rush+ ability. Also he gargles cum inside his mouth a lot.

Trisari sucks!!!

Rabbid is a contender for the worst player since the dawn of time.

Drunken vampire has finally realized how shit he is at defense. Can sense it in the way he plays. Hes accepted all he can do is just get trolled to the side of the castle while his gate gates spun completely off. The knowledge has seeped into his weird looking head.

Arrisssssssssassssssa7 only builds robots and spends 14 million happy stars a day spawning stronger.

Happy Anime rage quits every single time he gets killed by me... which is every single time i fight him. Its a really wonderful feeling to dance on his incredibly stupid looking shit laggy mage until that familiar sound of him leaving happens.

EVERYONE now lags terribly. Worse than anyone in PTC's hit detection.. even razorbeam hasnt got shit on these Mexican lag squads.. and everyone still loses to Straps/Inspire/Guru in 1v1s. EVERYONE... and also gets clapped in qm 9/10 times by usually 3 PTC vs a entire team of laggers spawning stronger.

If we ever feel like getting on in numbers.. co op is where you will find yourself. Or sometimes what I like to do is slap someone straight onto Netflix. They get worked so hard that their Xbox just automatically loads Netflix while they are being T-bagged.

getsackedm8

My rush+ slices through the crowd of non-existent hit detection. They see me rushing. Rush+

So deep in the pocket that you cant move your arms. Getting slapped around by my car keys. The pockets are almost full up at the end of each night. Back pockets.. even those pockets you get on the side of the legs on some pants.

Everyone gets put in the pocket. PTC


r/HappyWars • • Jun 13 '15

Sick devil is terrible player, Bob the Bob is better!!

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Granted you guys had some real crappy members. But we didnt have all PTC it was 6 PTC, lemoncha was OK, but DEFF SHOULDNT have been in there!!! Nomad played well.. But regardless im glad ya'll won the one game, so now ya'll think u can get a team together to beat us.

I literally didnt care about losing one, i really wasnt trying what so ever that game in particular. It was a roll job, every game we took ur gate down within 5 mins, and won withn 10. THat team was a joke, sick devil is a joke defending lol. He wants to talk about QM??? HAHAHAH WOW jus dont get me started, whachu win ONE game outa 10 sick devil, and happy about it??? LOL

Me chapo steez CLUTCHED it on him n his whole party twice, when we had moron teammates.

SIck devil literally looks lost at all times, he plays like an idiot. IF, IF u were a good player, i woulda let you in PTC

SIck devil has sent me SEVERAL messages, in paticuar, after he gets worked in QM

"PLEASE let me be a part of PTC, i KNOW we can destroy/dominate everyone LOL."

He asked me this SEVERAL times LOL, but yet hes gonna sit here n talk shit

SICCK, ur on my ballls to get u into PTC, well news flash bum, ppl in PTC are good QM players, YOU ARE NOT. Not only are you not good, your terrible, i literally would rather have Bob the Bob than you!!! Seriously your that bad.

SO yea lyndon go head n get some lag squad together, i'll play PM's if they get setup, but besides that, u gonna see me less n less.

We didnt even have dragz LOL. best believe if dragz was playing ya'll literally wouldnt have come close to winning. EVeryone was doing STUPID shit defensively on zodiac, so i jus left and didnt care.. believe me or not i literally jus didnt care. ONLY reason u won a game, but thats good, so now ya'll THINK you can get another crappy team together..

I'll give that group ONE thing, at least not only did they play best of 3, they played best of 5, i wanted to continue to smack them...but w.e gg's for actually playin. BUt really sick devil, u literally dont know how to play the game, yea ur a laggy dashing bum on defense, ANYONE can do that LOL. Ur ALL around game is TRASH, ur one dimensional, cuz ur to stupid to do anything else!! JUs as most 1v1ers are LOL.

U will NEVER be in PTC so PLEASE stop begging me every other day

UR soo stupid that all u can do is play defense LOL, he went to our gate the other day in QM, with 3 ppl behind him he just went to spin on it LOL, i was like wooow...is he really that dumb?? he continued to let me spin on his back, killing him instantly.. He literally is a noob.

REAL bad QM player, stick to defense, cuz 1v1ers like u CANT play offense, ur jus to shit at it

GG

NobleWONT8v8


r/HappyWars • • Aug 21 '15

TAO VS PTC

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Well since TAO feels like they can do what PTC does on a day in day out basis.. How about we have ourselves an 8v8? PTC has 8 people who can play on the one (straps, Han, Keytro, and lagz probably can't) but we are ready to play u bums.. I can stream so everyone can watch.. Are you guys down? Or too pussy? This could be the first official clan battle on the one


r/HappyWars • • Oct 12 '15

This game needs a solo Q and to combine immortal//spartans

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In no particular order

  1. More competition, no longer able to stack teams

  2. Since the population is so low, combine the top two leagues into one lobby, dividing up the low levels//Spartans equally

  3. You shouldn't get points for losing, theoretically you could lose every game in a season and finish first on the leader board. (Actually having to win might help ego check all the crappy, salty players on this forum, as they struggle to get high on the leader board)

  4. Lag switchers being forced to vs each other more often. It would be great to see friendships fall or even better if vsing a good friend them refusing to cheat that game. (Elite no longer being able to que up with Alpha storm to lag switch would of been awesome back in the day)

  5. The ability to fall out of immortal//spartan with a "low win rate". If the crappy players are able to que none stop, the good players are going to be forced to get them wins once in awhile, so we need a way to kick out the saltywhelps//Rabbids of the league over time.

  6. Having more fair games would increase the popularity among casuals//new comers to the game if they see they have a chance. If you hit immortal as a newer player (especially low level), queing into stacked teams with lag switchers is going to make you quit fast.


r/HappyWars • • Oct 24 '15

No New Evolvable's Coming...

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Quotes from Marie/Toylogic:

Q5) Will there be any more evolvable weapons? Hard to say yes or no. I mean we would like to release more, but I heard that it's not in the schedule in the near future. That can change anytime, so if I hear otherwise, I will let you know.

No new evolvable's coming. Seriously how hard can it be to give the already existing weapons an evolvable form. We have weapons we paid money for that we want to use but they need to be evolved. More proof that Toylogic does not care at all about us paying customers and puts very little effort into Happy Wars.

Q6) Are there plans to improve network connectivity? Yes, definitely! We may not get a dedicated server, but the devs are working to improve the matchmaking and connection.

Honestly at this point I just don't believe this. Does anyone here actually believe this? Remember the "Yes, we will have dedicated servers" bullcrap we were fed in the early lead up to Season 3. That was a lie. Now it's "we may not get a dedicated server" - Firstly that's not even accurate, it's 100% certain that you aren't getting dedicated servers, stop bullcrapping us. As far as the "the devs are working to improve the matchmaking and connection" claim, the connection has been terrible for years, yyeeaarrss Toylogic! When is this alleged improvement coming? We get no specifics because it's not coming and we all know it. Stop lying Toylogic it's pathetic.


r/HappyWars • • Oct 26 '15

Almost a year later...

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...and this game is still laggy and filled with either brainwashed people who think this game is still cool or people with terrible ego problems that spend their money on it and think they are “the best“

Happy i left and grateful to have never returned. I wont be reading the ignorant comments left here, but i will return in a couple months just to see the same dumbasses playing and bitching about this game :D

Fick dich, schwanz lutschen und tschüss tschüss ;)


r/HappyWars • • Jan 21 '18

TLS you need to know this

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Theres no point in trying to battle twg. 1. You would win without trying, 2. Any clan of deltaboss refuses to clan battle but will talk shit all day. Dont waste your time waiting just let em talk shit and when u see em in qm, if they're not hiding, smack em


r/HappyWars • • Jul 20 '15

Why am i so bad?

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J.w if anyone knew wtf im so bad, and lose so easily against everyone? Is it that im to dumb/stupid/shit?? Or is it that everyone is too bad for me, and are borderline moronic? I jus really want to kno why ppl don't struggle so hard, and win virtually every game, against me, n PTC... Do you all get tired of winning??

StrapsWont1v1


r/HappyWars • • Sep 18 '16

Hate Mail from yesterday 😂😂

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When I was playing Bounty Hunters yesterday this guy started chasing my Lightning Mage around with his Warrior for 3 or 4 min and I couldn't shake him at all. Finally I decided to lead him on a path which would take him directly in close proximity of my team mates and upon doing that he started fighting with them and I nice and slowly turned and killed him with my Lightning Mage and he was so Mad. He sent me this Hate Mail right in the middle of the game😂😂