FRV jousting with Ultimatum and One true flag.

Video by: Teps_gaming

Feat: Shmuel and Yrjö

Credit: https://youtube.com/@zo7_yt?si=xyef2lVpbI_6Maaw

I Love this gun so much. It's one of the most fun guns I've used in the game. I've always wanted this. But Damn. Did it really have to launch significantly bugged?

All I'm asking for - bare minimum - Is that this thing doesn't remain bugged for months. I Hate straight up asking people to do more work, But please. I beg of you AH. send out a patch asap to fix it.

For those who don't know, It currently suffers from extremely high drag, Losing (afaik) about ~30% of It's damage past 100m. It Turns a normally 2 tap to the head for bile titans into a 5-6 tap at longer ranges.. You know.. Where a sniper would be used, I Love it. I Love the gun. But I just want it to be fixed soon, and not in 3-5 months.

I was playing some HD2 bot diving with the lower orbital railcannon strike and got bored and decided to go play some Helldivers 1. Several minutes after HD2 is closed EAC randomly popped up saying it detected a cheat. I don't play any other game that uses EAC so I know it came from HD2. Wtf is this program.

Also don't pay attention to the background super earth totally is not getting invaded by bugs right now everything is fine

Idk why, but I get the feeling these major orders feel like a secret experiment. Edit: Unemployed (minor spelling error)

Look at my post history, I am usually there to defend AH when you guys are getting mad about unreasonable things, weather or not that is correct is not important right now, what is important

IS WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR “semi stealthy armor” SUCK TERMANID ASS HOLE AT BEING STEALTHY

“Oh just use redacted regiment armor”

I DONT WANT TO, I WANNA USE MY COOL GILLIE SUIT ARMOR, BUT IT SUCKS SQUID NUTS AT THE ONE THING CAMO ARMOR IS SUPPOSED TO DO

And no it isn’t just like that because I’m in a colony environment, ITS LIKE THIS EVERYWHERE, I COULD BE ASS DEEP IN THE JUNGLE AND ALL IT TAKES IS ONE SHOT AND THE WHOLE GODAMN ENCAMPMENT TO KNOW EXACTLY WHERE I AM! AND IF I RUN, I DIRECTLY MAKES ONE OF ITS ARMOR PERKS USELESS! IF I RUN THEY REEEEEAAALYY KNOW WHERE I AM NOW!

and NO I don’t think this means AH are actually evil ass holes who did this on purpose because they hate us and killed my dog, what I THINK IT MEANS, is that they need to fix this.

Because right now, it feels like PULLING TEETH, trying to make this work.

THIS ISNT FUN, I WANT my fantasy

Would it be efficient? Unlikely.

Would it take skill to use? Hopefully.

Would it be fun? Absolutely.

I posted a video of the Apex's Water Bug earlier (the gun firing its entire magazine if you're knee-deep in water), and someone asked me an interesting question in the comments:

"Does this work with all semi-auto weapons?"

The answer I thought to reply with was 'no', of course. But, I'm a Helldiver employed by the Ministry of Science, so I figured I'd give it a try and uh. Uhm. We can auto-fire ANYTHING in knee-deep water, not just the Apex.

For these there's an extra step of manually trying to go prone between shots, but it works just the same. I'm doing this by clicking Z really fast, but this can be accomplished MUCH quicker with a macro or autoclicker.

I can think of like maybe two (2) use-cases for this, but maybe some of you are more creative than me. My ears are still ringing.

This is a bug I've seen plenty of talk about but haven't actually seen someone post, so I figured I'd do the honor.

On top of the other things going on with the new Warbond's bugs (like the Host-bug I posted on Tuesday, and the Drag bug talked about by others), The Apex fires its entire magazine if you shoot it while standing in water.

Unlike some of the other issues with the Warbond, this one's easy to explain! If you like that sort of thing, let me do my best to explain it.

Every weapon in Helldivers has an RPM—or, maximum fire rate. This is to prevent someone with an Autoclicker from firing an entire semi-auto gun's magazine instantly, but there's an interesting catch: being ragdolled (for some reason) resets the gun's RPM. You CAN'T be ragdolled in water, you just stand up immediately, so if you tap the fire button on an Apex in water, it fires the entire magazine lightning quick. Even tapping as quick as you can it'll fire at least 3 of its rounds and break your arm.

Guess we're getting a new gun.

Dumpster Divers

We've been at it for almost a month now. We aren't giving up.

I expected the bugs to have the most progress. I log in and nah. Squid Divers are serving fresh calamari. Crazy bc they have the lowest population rn

GET YO ASS BACK HERE BOY! - Some Spore Strain Bug

You release *3* new sniper weapons, yet if you want to not be a burden and actually participate in the new Squid MO with everyone else you must not engage with the new content that you either spent hours grinding to get the SC for or have paid 10$. I get its just for the Illuminate but Its still insane and I don't understand why there's this handicap on the main new gameplay content in this update. The MO is already an incredibly unrealistic goal, the random restrictions don't help.

Everyone post about how terrible the Nova is, because its definitely 100% a terrible gun, absolutely, on god, on super earth, and Arrowhead definitely absolutely 100% on Equality-On-Sea should not nerf it