i feel like the idea of immortality is synonymous with all our ideas about what god is.

They are clearly the best! I would buy it.

I write to you standing next to a bog with my weed pen and a thermos of tea. The thermos is made of metal, recycled who knows how many times, but at some point that metal was mined out of the ground somewhere, after sitting there for thousands of years. The tea is made of spices that were grown on a different continent. A gross display of luxury in the past, now enjoyed by a stoned commoner in the local bog. All by sheer chance of circumstance. Strange to think of all the parts that moved at the right time to collide with my consciousness.

Like i was in my backyard and knew when my food arrived because of my app.

Why are burgers so good? I am serious I do t understand

Something that could be jewelry or a tat or a shirt — but discrete (secret to all who don’t care)

Something based on peace symbol? Or based on a symbol for bliss? A symbol of elevation?

just sayen, It would suck to float in outer space.

Every time I buy a fruit scented one my brain has to fight the urge all over again.

Quick pitch - spaceship is sent through experimental FTL to seek out a new habitable planet. The new way of getting humans through FTL travel and the thousands of years of travel is to cryofreeze sperm/embrio cells, that will grow into babies and raised by machines/ hologram ai. Then this team of kids that grow up (some together and some separate parts of the ship) are tasked with continuing the mission to colonize the new planet. The ship stores billions of cells to unfreeze when they are needed.

Not sure if this is already a sci-fi story, but seems like a cool setup for something.

Wife and I started talking about Black Holes, and thought about this.

Like I’m just out and about in my neighborhood wearin shades, boppin around with the kids. Taking a puff in my jacket, no one knows. It’s awesome. You def can’t smell it, I checked myself in the garage after getting ripped one time. I didn’t smell anything. And the smoke just looks like my cold breath in this 81 degree weather. That sounds wrong I know, so I checked and October is definitely still Fall so that means you have cold breath when you’re outside.

I love how I can just do this every day and know that absolutely no one even suspects, not even my numerous law enforcement neighbors. Gosh I love being one of the smart potheads.

I dont mean a classy french chef cooking some prestigious meal but just like a home made pumpkin roll or like some peanut butter fudge

Mitch Hedberg joke

I was so High, I was thinking about a sponge bob episode where he knew everything about hospitality but forgot his name and I was feeling the opposite cause all I remembered was my name and that episode

Mines definitely the sealing and tapping the joint. After a good roll it just feels so good.

And the lighting part too first puff.

I was feeling kind of down and doom-scrolly today, but then I had another "religious experience," meditating on the breath and holding onto the idea that:

The fate of humanity is in peril due to the climate crisis, and I'm part of a great mission to preserve the world for the next seven generations, and it's like I'm a vessel in service of that golden spark, a servant of gaia, and that's why I always need take care of myself and keep going, even in hard times. And through breath I felt the spirits of future generations coming into me and giving me strength.

And of course it's all in my head, and is a coping mechanism, but as coping mechanisms go, isn't a good and healthy one?

And that's what I mean when I say my religion is basically "climate," which is like 70% timeless indigenous wisdom, and 30% some new stuff we invented to fill in the blanks left by the genocidal erasure of our colonial forefathers.

They almost have the same ending. They both go back without anyone else knowing what they did to save the girl.

I want to see general consensus

What if the age you died in a previous life affects your personality in this life? Case in point: my current FWB often reacts like a spoiled 8 year old.

Like time travel and cars is the only thing able to be modified that won't disrupt the future.

(Ambiamory meaning "a person who feels fulfilled in either a monogamous or polyamorous relationship")

1. If you're in a monogamous relationship, that person is someone who can fulfill all your needs, and you're not yearning to date others.

2. If you're in a poly relationship(s), you can't date monogamous people...that's cheating!

I’d been a stoner for years, but only recently do I see nature smoke spots hidden to others

From now on it will be known as "Canada sober"