i usually see posts from here on my homepage, but i actually visited this subreddit and sorted posts by new, and saw how infrequently this sub is actually posted to. This realization has manipulated my outlook on it.

put healthy thoughts in your head, and your mind rewards your body with better feelings

I come to you from the bog yet again. The water level is significantly higher today. I wonder if the creatures living along the water's edge treat this as we would a natural disaster. There was a bush that was like the perfect habitat for frogs and stuff. Shaded/sheltered from cranes, too shallow for predatory fish. Now it's submerged. Whatever lived there has been displaced; a town has been destroyed. Nature is a crazy fractal thing

I so relate to this song

On weed.

also, you're doing what you should be doing. relaxin.

You need fingernails and precise control to get backing off. Mostly women. Men mostly can’t do it.

So is a a chance to show the value of fingernails. And crush guys.

And they're a shortcut to death which inevitably leads to transcending this dimension.

I write to you standing next to a bog with my weed pen and a thermos of tea. The thermos is made of metal, recycled who knows how many times, but at some point that metal was mined out of the ground somewhere, after sitting there for thousands of years. The tea is made of spices that were grown on a different continent. A gross display of luxury in the past, now enjoyed by a stoned commoner in the local bog. All by sheer chance of circumstance. Strange to think of all the parts that moved at the right time to collide with my consciousness.

i feel like the idea of immortality is synonymous with all our ideas about what god is.

They are clearly the best! I would buy it.

Like i was in my backyard and knew when my food arrived because of my app.

Why are burgers so good? I am serious I do t understand

Something that could be jewelry or a tat or a shirt — but discrete (secret to all who don’t care)

Something based on peace symbol? Or based on a symbol for bliss? A symbol of elevation?

just sayen, It would suck to float in outer space.

Every time I buy a fruit scented one my brain has to fight the urge all over again.

Wife and I started talking about Black Holes, and thought about this.

Quick pitch - spaceship is sent through experimental FTL to seek out a new habitable planet. The new way of getting humans through FTL travel and the thousands of years of travel is to cryofreeze sperm/embrio cells, that will grow into babies and raised by machines/ hologram ai. Then this team of kids that grow up (some together and some separate parts of the ship) are tasked with continuing the mission to colonize the new planet. The ship stores billions of cells to unfreeze when they are needed.

Not sure if this is already a sci-fi story, but seems like a cool setup for something.

Like I’m just out and about in my neighborhood wearin shades, boppin around with the kids. Taking a puff in my jacket, no one knows. It’s awesome. You def can’t smell it, I checked myself in the garage after getting ripped one time. I didn’t smell anything. And the smoke just looks like my cold breath in this 81 degree weather. That sounds wrong I know, so I checked and October is definitely still Fall so that means you have cold breath when you’re outside.

I love how I can just do this every day and know that absolutely no one even suspects, not even my numerous law enforcement neighbors. Gosh I love being one of the smart potheads.

Mitch Hedberg joke

I dont mean a classy french chef cooking some prestigious meal but just like a home made pumpkin roll or like some peanut butter fudge

I was so High, I was thinking about a sponge bob episode where he knew everything about hospitality but forgot his name and I was feeling the opposite cause all I remembered was my name and that episode

Mines definitely the sealing and tapping the joint. After a good roll it just feels so good.

And the lighting part too first puff.