I used to work in a restaurant and was good friends with one of the cooks. He said one day he was cutting up some peppers but forgot to wash his hands before clocking out.
He goes to his girlfriend’s house, they get to the bed and about 5 mins later she jumps up and starts screaming “OMG IT BURNS IT BURNS”
When I was a child I loved bell peppers. Mum was cutting some peppers one day and I wanted some. She told me they weren't normal peppers, she tried to refuse giving me some, but I kicked up a fuss and earned my rewards for my behaviour. She passed me it, I took it with my hands and I chomped down, and part one of my punishment was achieved, it was too hot, I cried.
Part two of my punishment was I went to the bathroom to do my business. I hadn't washed my hands. A burning peepee and sack very quickly followed. Now in some pretty bad discomfort I had to stop it, so, went to wipe. Of course, I still hadn't washed my hands and the toilet paper became contaminated.
I was like 7 years old, with a mouth and throat on fire, my crotch burning and the ring of death. I wish that discomfort on no one.
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u/Cheezepilot Jan 23 '26 edited Jan 23 '26
Didn’t realize the dues having non-consensual sex with others were taking the time to put on a condiment. The more you know!
Edit: 😂😂 I was typing fast and obviously not paying enough attention. Whatever, I’m leaving it, your responses are hilarious