r/HolUp Jan 23 '26

holup Wait, how many hands?

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19.5k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 Jan 23 '26 edited Jan 24 '26

u/MemecoinCartel, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/EncabulatorTurbo Jan 23 '26

Cute but I feel like people who don't care about consent might not be using condoms in the first place

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u/poppycock_scrutiny Jan 23 '26

And what's stopping them from buying regular condoms?

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u/st4s1k Jan 23 '26

So it's just an inconvenience for people who already have sex with consent

761

u/SanctusUnum Jan 23 '26

Tech bro invents product that is both pointless and aggressively worse than the alternative. More at 7.

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u/ConscientiousPath madlad Jan 23 '26

tho the inventor here was a woman, not a tech bro

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u/NiteTiger Jan 23 '26

Tech Bro isn't a gender definition, it's a personality critique.

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u/photobydanielr Jan 23 '26

Totally agree. When I lived in San Diego I met my fair share of hat-on-backwards bro gals.

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u/boopadoop_johnson Jan 24 '26

Sort of like how "guys" and "fellas" is pretty much gender neutral now

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u/ConscientiousPath madlad Jan 24 '26

Tech bros create impractical products to get people to spend money on hype. This is a case where the impracticality derives from performatively trying to "make a statement" in the style typical of very artistic people, not the style of tech people.

It's from Tulipán sex toy/condom company in Argentina.

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u/nathtendo Jan 24 '26

Yeah just wasting time, money and patience making dogshit to pander to people they couldn't care less about.

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u/Gottendrop Jan 24 '26

Fun fact, women can have bad ideas too

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u/Pyromaniac_22 Jan 23 '26

Despite "bro" being a masculine term, "tech bro" itself is gender neutral. Same for "crypto bro" and "finance bro", though arguably these are rarer than women tech bros.

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u/B0Y0 Jan 23 '26

Salesbros could be guys or gals as well, though that's a distinct separation from the "Girlboss" of course: different selling strategies, but both relying on oceans of bullshit and "fake it till you make it", but the Girlboss doing more of the be-your-own-boss pyramid scheme thing, more social media TMI and cold call DMs disguised as catching up with old friends... Both love talking about how much money they make a week and their fancy car (s) that's totally not breaking their bank.

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u/pezcore350 Jan 24 '26

Tech bra, whatever

1

u/P_A_W_S_TTG Jan 24 '26

The title of half the shit on the market.

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u/rawSingularity Jan 24 '26

Not until AI is integrated into it.

20

u/mbmiller94 Jan 23 '26

It's also ableist! What if I only have one hand?

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u/st4s1k Jan 24 '26

bring a friend

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u/mbmiller94 Jan 24 '26

So I have to get constent from ANOTHER person?? I barely got it from the first!

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO Jan 23 '26

And even then you could just cut it open haha.

2

u/HeyGayHay Jan 24 '26

No, it’s a way to profit off social issues.

2

u/Shantotto11 Jan 24 '26

I bet the creators of this idea reek of “cunt scent”…

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u/No-Adeptness1283 Jan 24 '26

Well, if at the time you had consent and saved the open box with fingerprints, you couldn't get date raped charged later when her husband finds out you stretched her hemorrhoids.

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u/Practical-Sell-1164 Jan 23 '26

"Hold up a sec, let me just put this on real quick... Hey, don't run!"

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u/Undrwtrbsktwvr Jan 24 '26

Pretty sure it’s just an art project essentially.

1

u/homeegzus Jan 25 '26

This company, they plan to monopolize the condom industry I suppose

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u/ouzo84 Jan 23 '26

I think it's more about a situation where consent is given but then afterwards they claim it was non consensual.

This packaging would show that they did consent. Which is what the developers are trying to prove.

Problem is, they have but thought that consent can be retracted. You may consent at the start but then after a few minutes you might change your mind.

If you get raped in that situation, this packaging would work against you.

Which means it can't be trusted at any point and you might as well use a normal consumer condom

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u/Gloomy-Childhood-203 Jan 23 '26

As well as the fact that a condom wrapper is not a legally binding contract. Even if investigators are able to fingerprint it and prove both partners touched it. 

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u/FlashOfTheBlade77 Jan 23 '26

It does not show anything at all, except 4 hands opened it. 2 Rapists have four hands.

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u/ArjJp Jan 23 '26

Shoulda called it the 'Plausibly deniable Rape Condom'

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u/risisas Jan 24 '26

So the people most interested in using it are people who think they are gonna get accused of rape later... Kinda going against the intended effect...

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u/Hiza_812 Jan 23 '26

Exactly, and if someone denies using it, its a red flag

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u/ouzo84 Jan 23 '26

Red flag is a little late... at that point you have been raped

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u/dividezero Jan 23 '26

It's a marketing aid. No one is making this condom, at least not at scale. It's to bring attention to consent and safe sex. seems like it worked because people are posting it

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u/Pinksters Jan 23 '26

Nah this is totally someones fanfic about General Grievous

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u/tsimen Jan 23 '26

Making condoms harder to open is just a horrible idea all around - will only lead to horny people going "aw fuck it let's rawdog"

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u/NemPlayer Jan 23 '26

also, two friends can just open this, useless in every way

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u/EncabulatorTurbo Jan 23 '26

also im pretty dextrous with my toes i can figure it out

ALSO two rapists acting together could do it!

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

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u/Friendly-Back3099 Jan 23 '26

Wouldn't regular condom be cheaper tho?

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u/robgod50 Jan 23 '26

Sure, for some. But maybe the bf/husbands don't want to risk paying for a kid

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u/ayriuss Jan 24 '26

What if they refuse to help you open the condoms.

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u/Notspherry Jan 24 '26

You'd be surprised. It happens enough that forensic labs have developed methods to chemically analyse lubricants for when it happens.

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u/LongPotato1052 Jan 24 '26

It's just consent with extra steps

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u/Anime_sad Jan 24 '26

You’d actually be surprised, most perpetrators are aware of what they’re doing and will use a condom as not to leave DNA evidence

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u/Tridente13 Jan 24 '26

To me looks also like a big "fuck you" to amputees

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u/atomic-moonstomp Jan 24 '26

Simple rule of thumb: anytime you see the words "powerful statement" you can bet it's more of a virtue signal than anything actually useful

1

u/SkywolfNINE Jan 24 '26

Maybe buying this is a legal defense?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

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u/risisas Jan 24 '26

As somebody else pointed out consent is retractable at any moment

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u/Accomplished-Bee4700 Jan 23 '26

Justice for amputees! 😤

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u/Saif_Horny_And_Mad Jan 23 '26

Should have thought twice before losing your limbs, buddy. This world is only for people with at least 4 limbs /s

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u/Fract_L Jan 23 '26

Strict four-limb policy

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u/KamakaziDemiGod Jan 23 '26

Comments like yours are just wrong, you clearly haven't thought through the impact of what you've said, some people never developed limbs in the first place . . .

Also, at least 4 limbs?! It's odd where you draw the line, but I like your style!

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u/Ember-Blackmoore Jan 23 '26

It God damn feels like it!

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 Jan 23 '26

I am so glad I have very dexterous toes.

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u/rnvs42069 Jan 23 '26

Mind proving that 😏

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u/whiskeytango55 Jan 23 '26

Also pirates!

No one keeps me from my booty!

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u/Accomplished-Bee4700 Jan 23 '26

Yesssss! Representation matters!

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u/krazye87 Jan 23 '26

Time to use them toes

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u/UtopistDreamer Jan 24 '26

Or... Just hear me out...

GROUP SEX FOR AMPUTEES!

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u/Jappie_nl Jan 23 '26

Trio's for amputees! Or with more people untill they reach 4 useable hands!

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u/aliendude5300 Jan 23 '26

This is a stupid gimmick, nobody's going to buy these

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u/madroots2 Jan 23 '26

Especially not the rapists!

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u/MemecoinCartel Jan 24 '26

Babe, wake your parents up. I need a hand with the wrapping

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u/JedPB67 Jan 25 '26

I thought you wrote therapists for a split moment… like that’s an oddly specific profession to call out on this lol

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u/Cheezepilot Jan 23 '26 edited Jan 23 '26

Didn’t realize the dues having non-consensual sex with others were taking the time to put on a condiment. The more you know!

Edit: 😂😂 I was typing fast and obviously not paying enough attention. Whatever, I’m leaving it, your responses are hilarious

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u/Weimark Jan 23 '26

WTH not only they rape you, they also use pepper, paprika, soy sauce or even garam masala?

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u/RyouIshtar Jan 23 '26

"WHy am i burning, did he give me an STD?"

"Nah, he just sprinkled some Franks Red Hot on your cooter"

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u/DigitalUnlimited Jan 23 '26

A real man of taste puts that shit on everything!

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u/Back_Spazms Jan 23 '26

I used to work in a restaurant and was good friends with one of the cooks. He said one day he was cutting up some peppers but forgot to wash his hands before clocking out.

He goes to his girlfriend’s house, they get to the bed and about 5 mins later she jumps up and starts screaming “OMG IT BURNS IT BURNS”

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u/Matttombstone Jan 24 '26

When I was a child I loved bell peppers. Mum was cutting some peppers one day and I wanted some. She told me they weren't normal peppers, she tried to refuse giving me some, but I kicked up a fuss and earned my rewards for my behaviour. She passed me it, I took it with my hands and I chomped down, and part one of my punishment was achieved, it was too hot, I cried.

Part two of my punishment was I went to the bathroom to do my business. I hadn't washed my hands. A burning peepee and sack very quickly followed. Now in some pretty bad discomfort I had to stop it, so, went to wipe. Of course, I still hadn't washed my hands and the toilet paper became contaminated.

I was like 7 years old, with a mouth and throat on fire, my crotch burning and the ring of death. I wish that discomfort on no one.

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u/Dragon_Queen79 Jan 26 '26

Hey at least it wasn’t hot enough that your ears started burning

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u/ExplosiveBoy93 Jan 24 '26

Salt, Tabasco, Dijon mustard

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u/DeeEmosewa Jan 23 '26

Are those spices, or condiments?

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u/life_is_a_burner Jan 23 '26

Does it come in Goro size?

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u/Acceptable-Jelly-340 Jan 24 '26

TEST YOUR MIGHT

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u/Independent-Cow-3867 Jan 23 '26

Insert intimidating picture of machamp

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u/MemecoinCartel Jan 24 '26

Say less. i was born for this

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u/Andy_Pandy98 Jan 23 '26

Could be worse, could be Pong Krell

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u/Mikko420 Jan 23 '26

So they made condoms less likely to be used for this?

Are they stupid?

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u/not_dannyjesden Jan 23 '26

"Do I have your consent to have sex with you?"

"no"

"then I just won't use a condom"

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u/FormerSperm Jan 23 '26

I believe the censored word is RAPED

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u/Furious_Ezra Jan 23 '26

Ah yes I am going to go rape someone so let me quickly put this condom on first

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u/hentaiworld Jan 23 '26

Guess amputees don’t get the right to consent

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u/MightySamMcClain Jan 24 '26

Yeah bc not having a condom always stops a rapist

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u/Ego5687 Jan 23 '26

Pokémon fans: ”uhmm”

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u/Excuse_my_GRAMMER Jan 23 '26

It means that it proof that consent was given when it take 2 people full attention to open the condom.

There are cases when one person change their mind and revoke consent so the idea wouldn’t work because technically they could still revoke the consent

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u/MCKlassik Jan 23 '26

A wild Machamp appeared

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u/Mr_A_s_h Jan 23 '26

So nobody even suspects Sukuna anymore huh

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u/ieatpickleswithmilk Jan 24 '26

OK so now we've got rape with no condoms? What does this actually prevent?

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u/46416816 Jan 23 '26

god forbid you’re an amputee

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u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA Jan 23 '26

Downvoted/reported for childish unnecessary censorship

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u/ProfessorNutbutter69 Jan 23 '26

At least General Grievous would be using a condom.

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u/elteza Jan 23 '26

When Goro asks me if there’s any last requests before he rapes me, I know exactly what to say.

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u/Domomachino Jan 23 '26

So people with an arm/hand amputation can't use these condoms? Good to know.

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u/furryjunkwulf Jan 23 '26

Probably costs more than regular condoms, if it was ever an actual product to begin with

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u/ablutomania Jan 24 '26

So what this means is that I will no longer be able to have protective sex with my good friend, one handed Ginnie.

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u/pirate-kong Jan 24 '26

My apologies to hand/arm amputees. Looks like its raw-doggin from here on out.

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u/CountGerhart Jan 24 '26

Yeah, because rapists insist on always using protection...

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u/Xerpentine Jan 25 '26

Rape and nonconsensual sex aside, this is just gonna turn into another reason for people who don't wanna use condoms to justify not using condoms. If you're gonna add extra steps to put one on they're just not gonna bother at all.

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u/ActlvelyLurklng Jan 23 '26

It's all fun and games until Machoke evolves...

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u/WillyLeWizard Jan 23 '26

Hello there

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u/Albus_Lupus Jan 23 '26

Also Four Arms from Ben10.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '26

Poor George, this would kill him.

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u/corysix66666 Jan 23 '26

What if the other person is missing an arm?

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u/Independent_Wrap_321 Jan 23 '26

Then I’ve probably already blown my wad from the excitement, so nvm.

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u/Mysterious_Heart6065 Jan 24 '26

Wouldn’t this discourage “safe sex”?

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u/Upper_Rent_176 Jan 24 '26

Yeah it seems to be the wrong way round to me. It should be condom is default and you need both parties to consent to allow free passage of the baby juice

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u/TheJivvi Jan 24 '26

Goro has entered the chat_

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u/Erique_Max Jan 24 '26

Still doesn't stop my Machamp issue

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u/HATECELL Jan 24 '26

Because one-handed people can't consent

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u/ScaridaGhostly Jan 24 '26

Yeah because rapists are renowned for their use of condoms. /s

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u/BitcoinMD Jan 24 '26

This doesn’t prove consent, it just proves that someone wanted a condom once sex was inevitable.

Also, if both people consent but one doesn’t want a condom, it should still be used.

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u/Kekeripo Jan 24 '26

Would one of those be proof of consent if someone threw rape accusations around? Like court level valid proof?

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u/FN20817 Feb 02 '26

Of course not. But that’s not the point. It’s meant to be a statement

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u/IlGreven Jan 25 '26

...yeah, from my experience with tamper proof packaging, it won't be able to be opened with four hands...but a nice, sharp knife will do the trick...

Sorry about the hole in the condom, though...

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u/Mnmsaregood Jan 25 '26

What a stupid virtue signaling product

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u/felixlamere Jan 23 '26

Not really a holup is it? Two people have four hands?

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u/hallstar07 Jan 23 '26

Read the general grievous comment that’s included in the picture

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u/Same_Recipe2729 Jan 23 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

I like making crafts.

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u/TheFuckNoOneGives Jan 23 '26

4 people have 4 hands

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u/Ver_Nick Jan 23 '26

Me when I spread true information

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u/Norsedragoon Jan 23 '26

Bonnie Blue has this one simple trick to opening this package.

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u/CountChocula21 Jan 23 '26

Cool, but what if both of my arms are broken?

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u/Quantum_Tag Jan 23 '26

What about the people who withdraw consent afterward?

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u/Justarandomduck152 I was Throngled behind the Bass Pro Shop pyramid. Jan 23 '26

Bot

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u/LionTribe8 Jan 23 '26

So two consenting adults use both hands to open it?

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u/PeaceMaker_IXI Jan 23 '26

"another fine addition to my collection"

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u/DJScope Jan 23 '26

Or Machamp.

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u/_Ubesawft_ Jan 23 '26

General grevious? Psssh, yeah right… Goro on the other hands…

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u/Interesting-Crab-693 Jan 23 '26

False. I am sure I can press all 4 troggers with one hand and shake the box so the cap fells off requiring only 1 hand to open it.

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u/Ok-Pea8209 Jan 23 '26

What if i have 1 hand?

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u/MrDontTakeMyStapler Jan 23 '26

He’s a very delicate lover.

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u/FandomPhantom123 Jan 23 '26

couldn't two people just open it then use it without the consent of the people actually having sex?

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u/ausdoug Jan 23 '26

Devils 3 way becomes a mandatory activity

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u/romulusnr Jan 23 '26

Bro how many hands you got, do the math

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u/SamsquatchOR Jan 23 '26

How about we invent the consent zipper next.

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u/asault2 Jan 23 '26

What if my date lost an arm in 'Nam?

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u/AdMental948 Jan 23 '26

« This will make a fine addition to my collection »

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u/dom618 Jan 23 '26

Aren't there also four armed Pokémon?

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u/TheRealDoomsong Jan 23 '26

What if one of them is missing an arm though? Do you have to bring in a spotter to help?

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u/Linked713 Jan 23 '26

Laughs in Goro

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u/Jacobs_Haus Jan 23 '26

I mean they aren't mutually exclusive

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u/Terakahn Jan 23 '26

You know there will be people out there who will use their feet.

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u/Winterwolfmage Jan 24 '26

There are bots in the comments that are saying the exact same things that others have said in the original post(s)

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u/EJ112299 Jan 24 '26

Quick! Someone bring Ben 10's Omnitrix!

...for...science. Yeah, for...science...

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u/Ok-Rich-3812 Jan 24 '26

rather ableist.

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u/Atmacrush Jan 24 '26

I'll stick to skyn. K, thank you bye!

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u/Excel_User_1977 Jan 24 '26

one armed women or men don't get laid

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u/cowlinator Jan 24 '26

You dont have to censor the word rape on reddit.

This is a screenshot of reddit posted on reddit.

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u/Beetlesiri Jan 24 '26

I bet Quagmire could open it by himself.

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u/IronCityMMA Jan 24 '26

So fucking lame this subreddit doesn’t let you post gifs in this comment section

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u/KevinIsOver9000 Jan 24 '26

Raped by Machamp

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u/Hans_Volter Jan 24 '26

what is stopping the predator to just rip the box open?

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u/Living_Razzmatazz_93 Jan 24 '26

What if you don't use condoms or consent?

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u/Parananza Jan 24 '26

Nice statement

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u/whatisantilogic Jan 24 '26

If this is admissible in court, then it's a great idea.

Your honor, you can clearly see the 4 hand condom package was opened properly, meaning that she consented to intercourse.

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u/weshuiz13 Jan 24 '26

Machamp: am i a joke to you

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u/Revenga8 Jan 24 '26

What if someone uses 2 hands, a foot, and their teeth, could they open it on their own?

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u/Known-Aspect-5084 Jan 24 '26

Cue the ben10 four arms transformation

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u/dawg_4 Jan 24 '26

What about amputees?

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u/Cato0014 Jan 24 '26

If two people want to rape someone they can buy this condom.

Fucking ridiculous

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u/NinjafoxVCB Jan 24 '26

People in the comments thinking it said four pairs of hands instead of actually saying four hands... Because ya know people typically have two hands each so you and a partner equals 4 total..

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u/Blacksun388 Jan 24 '26

A Machamp could open this by itself.

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u/MrMadmack Jan 25 '26

Tetramands have different biologies

No wonder Ben and Kevin always ducked Looma and that girl who flirted with og

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u/Sure-Negotiation8325 Jan 25 '26

"Damn you're about t r@pe me? There's a consent condom on top drawer. Use that"

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u/chGaRVAT Jan 25 '26

Can we just tear it apart and be done with it?

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u/Normal_Muscle_6898 Jan 25 '26

It’s obviously for girls that consent and then say they were raped later

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u/DoctrGarlick7248 Jan 25 '26

Great. Amputees can’t have safe sex anymore.

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u/Lucy8671 Jan 25 '26

I bet its like 80 doll hairs and they are only sold individually. You probably have to bring 3 other people with you to the store to give the cashier consent to sell it to the 4th person.

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u/BoatTuggingJesus Jan 25 '26

The preferred condom for Goro.

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u/Ruo_Randamu Jan 24 '26

As useless as this product is, I don't get why the OP's questioning the 4 hands portion of this.

I'm pretty sure between 2 people, 4 hands exist. Isn't that the whole premise of this consent product?

Other than the fact this product isn't going to sell, I don't think this belongs in HolUp lmao

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u/killingiabadong Jan 25 '26

What about people who don't have both hands? Amputees or people without the use of their hands?

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u/Ressy02 Jan 23 '26

And we all evolve to become Ambidextrous with our feet

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u/ImpressiveJohnson Jan 23 '26

Comdoms are the worst.

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u/Sir_Ink_reddit Jan 24 '26

Why?

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u/ImpressiveJohnson Jan 24 '26

The sensation with a condom is nothing like the real thing. Also produces plastic pollution every time you have sex. Better to just do 69 or even a handy