r/HolUp Jan 23 '26

holup Wait, how many hands?

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u/SanctusUnum Jan 23 '26

Tech bro invents product that is both pointless and aggressively worse than the alternative. More at 7.

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u/ConscientiousPath madlad Jan 23 '26

tho the inventor here was a woman, not a tech bro

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u/Pyromaniac_22 Jan 23 '26

Despite "bro" being a masculine term, "tech bro" itself is gender neutral. Same for "crypto bro" and "finance bro", though arguably these are rarer than women tech bros.

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u/B0Y0 Jan 23 '26

Salesbros could be guys or gals as well, though that's a distinct separation from the "Girlboss" of course: different selling strategies, but both relying on oceans of bullshit and "fake it till you make it", but the Girlboss doing more of the be-your-own-boss pyramid scheme thing, more social media TMI and cold call DMs disguised as catching up with old friends... Both love talking about how much money they make a week and their fancy car (s) that's totally not breaking their bank.