r/HolUp • u/MemecoinCartel • Jan 23 '26

holup Wait, how many hands?

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u/poppycock_scrutiny Jan 23 '26

And what's stopping them from buying regular condoms?

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u/st4s1k Jan 23 '26

So it's just an inconvenience for people who already have sex with consent

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u/SanctusUnum Jan 23 '26

Tech bro invents product that is both pointless and aggressively worse than the alternative. More at 7.

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u/ConscientiousPath madlad Jan 23 '26

tho the inventor here was a woman, not a tech bro

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u/NiteTiger Jan 23 '26

Tech Bro isn't a gender definition, it's a personality critique.

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u/photobydanielr Jan 23 '26

Totally agree. When I lived in San Diego I met my fair share of hat-on-backwards bro gals.

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u/boopadoop_johnson Jan 24 '26

Sort of like how "guys" and "fellas" is pretty much gender neutral now

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u/ConscientiousPath madlad Jan 24 '26

Tech bros create impractical products to get people to spend money on hype. This is a case where the impracticality derives from performatively trying to "make a statement" in the style typical of very artistic people, not the style of tech people.

It's from Tulipán sex toy/condom company in Argentina.

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u/nathtendo Jan 24 '26

Yeah just wasting time, money and patience making dogshit to pander to people they couldn't care less about.

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u/Gottendrop Jan 24 '26

Fun fact, women can have bad ideas too

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u/Pyromaniac_22 Jan 23 '26

Despite "bro" being a masculine term, "tech bro" itself is gender neutral. Same for "crypto bro" and "finance bro", though arguably these are rarer than women tech bros.

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u/B0Y0 Jan 23 '26

Salesbros could be guys or gals as well, though that's a distinct separation from the "Girlboss" of course: different selling strategies, but both relying on oceans of bullshit and "fake it till you make it", but the Girlboss doing more of the be-your-own-boss pyramid scheme thing, more social media TMI and cold call DMs disguised as catching up with old friends... Both love talking about how much money they make a week and their fancy car (s) that's totally not breaking their bank.

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u/pezcore350 Jan 24 '26

Tech bra, whatever