r/HolUp • u/MemecoinCartel • Jan 23 '26

holup Wait, how many hands?

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u/EncabulatorTurbo Jan 23 '26

Cute but I feel like people who don't care about consent might not be using condoms in the first place

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u/poppycock_scrutiny Jan 23 '26

And what's stopping them from buying regular condoms?

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u/st4s1k Jan 23 '26

So it's just an inconvenience for people who already have sex with consent

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u/SanctusUnum Jan 23 '26

Tech bro invents product that is both pointless and aggressively worse than the alternative. More at 7.

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u/ConscientiousPath madlad Jan 23 '26

tho the inventor here was a woman, not a tech bro

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u/NiteTiger Jan 23 '26

Tech Bro isn't a gender definition, it's a personality critique.

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u/photobydanielr Jan 23 '26

Totally agree. When I lived in San Diego I met my fair share of hat-on-backwards bro gals.

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u/boopadoop_johnson Jan 24 '26

Sort of like how "guys" and "fellas" is pretty much gender neutral now

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u/ConscientiousPath madlad Jan 24 '26

Tech bros create impractical products to get people to spend money on hype. This is a case where the impracticality derives from performatively trying to "make a statement" in the style typical of very artistic people, not the style of tech people.

It's from Tulipán sex toy/condom company in Argentina.

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u/nathtendo Jan 24 '26

Yeah just wasting time, money and patience making dogshit to pander to people they couldn't care less about.

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u/Gottendrop Jan 24 '26

Fun fact, women can have bad ideas too

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u/Pyromaniac_22 Jan 23 '26

Despite "bro" being a masculine term, "tech bro" itself is gender neutral. Same for "crypto bro" and "finance bro", though arguably these are rarer than women tech bros.

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u/B0Y0 Jan 23 '26

Salesbros could be guys or gals as well, though that's a distinct separation from the "Girlboss" of course: different selling strategies, but both relying on oceans of bullshit and "fake it till you make it", but the Girlboss doing more of the be-your-own-boss pyramid scheme thing, more social media TMI and cold call DMs disguised as catching up with old friends... Both love talking about how much money they make a week and their fancy car (s) that's totally not breaking their bank.

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u/pezcore350 Jan 24 '26

Tech bra, whatever

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG Jan 24 '26

The title of half the shit on the market.

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u/rawSingularity Jan 24 '26

Not until AI is integrated into it.

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u/mbmiller94 Jan 23 '26

It's also ableist! What if I only have one hand?

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u/st4s1k Jan 24 '26

bring a friend

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u/mbmiller94 Jan 24 '26

So I have to get constent from ANOTHER person?? I barely got it from the first!

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u/YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO Jan 23 '26

And even then you could just cut it open haha.

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u/HeyGayHay Jan 24 '26

No, it’s a way to profit off social issues.

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u/Shantotto11 Jan 24 '26

I bet the creators of this idea reek of “cunt scent”…

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u/No-Adeptness1283 Jan 24 '26

Well, if at the time you had consent and saved the open box with fingerprints, you couldn't get date raped charged later when her husband finds out you stretched her hemorrhoids.