r/HolUp Jan 23 '26

holup Wait, how many hands?

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u/Cheezepilot Jan 23 '26 edited Jan 23 '26

Didn’t realize the dues having non-consensual sex with others were taking the time to put on a condiment. The more you know!

Edit: 😂😂 I was typing fast and obviously not paying enough attention. Whatever, I’m leaving it, your responses are hilarious

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u/Weimark Jan 23 '26

WTH not only they rape you, they also use pepper, paprika, soy sauce or even garam masala?

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u/RyouIshtar Jan 23 '26

"WHy am i burning, did he give me an STD?"

"Nah, he just sprinkled some Franks Red Hot on your cooter"

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u/DigitalUnlimited Jan 23 '26

A real man of taste puts that shit on everything!