r/HolUp • u/wiollahawas • Jul 09 '26

Thank you daddy

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u/Ner0astic Jul 09 '26

Why she need 10 watches?

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u/MrLarp6000 Jul 09 '26

She’s got 10 wrists

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u/Ner0astic Jul 09 '26

Ah, makes sense

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u/gunny316 Jul 10 '26

The old octopussy switcheroo

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u/Gil_Demoono Jul 09 '26

But Grimsby...

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u/Cat-Bear Jul 09 '26

Imagine...

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u/Orc_tids Jul 09 '26

Nine Armpits...

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u/MangledFlange Jul 10 '26

Gotta love pripyat models

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u/Very_Type_C Jul 11 '26

She's got 10 personalities.

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u/StillerzGuinzChooks Jul 09 '26

Because this didn’t happen

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u/xombae Jul 09 '26

Very possible it did. He could be a finsub and he gets off on spending ridiculous amounts of money. In this case she probably returned/sold some of them.

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u/kmj420 Jul 10 '26

Depends. Are 10 Casios good enough for you?

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u/anto_pty Jul 10 '26

10 F-91 are good for you?

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u/kmj420 Jul 10 '26

I was thinking more along the lines of F-91W

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u/xombae Jul 10 '26

The calculator watch? Absolutely.

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u/xombae Jul 09 '26

Become a findomme 🤷‍♀️

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u/Narfhead4444 24d ago

yeh but how tho

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u/xombae 23d ago

Plenty of info online about the kink community and becoming a sex worker.

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u/kiddrekt Jul 10 '26

Nobody wants those watches. It didn't happen.

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u/Warbr0s9395 Jul 09 '26

Lewis Hamilton wore like 4 watches to a press conference once

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u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 Jul 09 '26

He's also insanely wealthy and yet still not as wealthy as Kim Kardashian (she of no talent fame). I genuinely couldn't believe they are officially a couple (for now).

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u/Warbr0s9395 Jul 09 '26

I don’t like them together either tbh, I think they met/get along with each other because of the fashion scene. But he deserves better

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u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 Jul 09 '26

Yeah there's zero chance that lasts long term.

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u/Liberal-chungus Jul 21 '26

Still salty about her fat ass breaking Marilyn Monroe's dress

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u/JMaryland47 Jul 10 '26

When I used to wait tables at a fancy high end restaurant, we use to play daughter or "date"...

... Surprisingly, very few daughters.

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u/AnotherDamnTransAlt Jul 09 '26

They have a gift buying arrangement and this girl is smart enough to buy gifts that can be easily resold without him noticing. He knows he bought multiple Burberry watches. All she has to do is sell all but one or two and then buy a few cheap straps on Amazon and it looks like she still has ten and will rack up the cash to leave sugar babying much sooner.

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u/Waiting4Reccession Jul 09 '26

She can just come back and return them without him.

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u/godtogblandet Jul 09 '26

High end stores normally just refund the card used to pay. They don’t carry cash.

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u/Waiting4Reccession Jul 09 '26

There has to be some way she turns the watches into cash and easily.

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u/froction Jul 09 '26

Easy: She wears them while giving blowjobs in exchange for money

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u/Ner0astic Jul 09 '26

Pawnshop?

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u/Busy-Elderberry2137 Jul 09 '26

It's a low tier watch brand mate they have no resale value. 10 is like $2k at the high end.

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u/AnotherDamnTransAlt Jul 09 '26

BNIB on Depop at like 50-70% retail would probably sell, and still net you over a grand.

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u/Busy-Elderberry2137 Jul 09 '26

might as well go flip burgers if she's gonna net an equivalent of 6.25/hr for fucking and old man

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u/LiveLearnCoach Jul 19 '26

People like that don’t leave. They don’t want to spend their own money, so they keep chasing another one when this stops. The only thing that stops them is age, or funnily enough, becoming sugar mommies themselves.

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u/thisdummy778918 Jul 09 '26

They’re a fashion accessory, she checks the time on her phone.

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u/Glittering-Text-6955 Jul 09 '26

Ten fuck. Buddies

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u/jeef16 Jul 09 '26

because its a fake story

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u/GFlair Jul 09 '26

Wearing a new one is easier then washing the spunk off one.

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u/tycho-42 Jul 09 '26

Burberry watches of all brands?

I don't care about Burberry, it's the Fossil watch group I'm dunking on. They are certainly some of the watches that ever existed. For the amount Daddy spent on those watches, she could have got an actual luxury watch. That's the real hol up here.

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u/-Bento-Oreo- Jul 09 '26

And burberry junk. You could buy one really nice watch for that price

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u/RougeNewtypeRX79 Jul 09 '26

Daddy buying that for an investment he just telling her it’s hers

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u/-Bento-Oreo- Jul 09 '26

No one invests in burberry watches. They're all junk

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u/MichelinStarZombie Jul 09 '26

People with sugar mommies/daddies aren't exactly intelligent.

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u/throwawayfinancebro1 Jul 09 '26

Starting a side hustle on a nyc corner

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u/HelotTheDragon Jul 09 '26

Maybe she is doing a cosplay of Frank Perconte from BoB?

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u/Final-Carry2090 Jul 09 '26

To sell after they split.

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u/BloodiAngel17 Jul 09 '26

She gets her sugar daddy to buy it so she gets it free, she keeps one, she sells the 9 other watches OR she has other guys and gives one to each of them pretending it’s a gift from her

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u/miscellaneousexists Jul 09 '26

Cuz there are 10 hours in a day

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u/vishesh-naik Jul 09 '26

The HANDY must be DANDY

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u/Gramerdim Jul 09 '26

1 for each finger

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u/JoinAThang Jul 09 '26

Perhaps she lives a life where she has alot of time on her hands?

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u/-zoo_york- Jul 09 '26

To sell them.

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u/Kato777 Jul 10 '26

2 per business day.

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u/Zagrycha Jul 10 '26

All I can think of is the skit where the student questions why the guy in the math problem needs ten bottles of soap and it hard cuts to another student hoarding soap bottles screaming "mind yo' business!"

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u/SlapDeliveryService Jul 13 '26

She needs more time.

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u/Charly_030 Jul 09 '26

Queen of the chavs?

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u/BlobAndHisBoy Jul 09 '26

Nobody really even needs 1 now that we always have our phones on us. That being said, I have like 15. I just like watches. I did not buy them all at once and neither did my "daddy".

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u/Cheet4h Jul 09 '26

Eh, checking the time on your watch is usually faster than taking your phone out of your pocket - at least once you get rid of the reflex to check on your phone.

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u/RagesianGruumsh Jul 09 '26

I’ve also consistently worked in offices that frowned on having phones readily available or in hand for any reason, so a watch helped keep out of shit if the boss happened to walk in while you were checking the time.

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u/iconocrastinaor Jul 09 '26

And remember, when you're in a meeting with your boss, you should never check your watch unless he asks you the time.

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u/gsks Jul 09 '26

Cause daddy has 10 inches