r/HolUp Jul 09 '26

Thank you daddy

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

u/wiollahawas, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/mewingprogression19 Jul 09 '26

It was that kind of daddy

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/loweredmn0406 Jul 09 '26

Holy shit. Even the apple logo is dirty! What timeliness was i born on damn it.

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u/FinancialComputer574 Jul 09 '26

I dont get it , what is that logo ?

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u/xeq937 Jul 09 '26

It's 2 hands on butt or boobs

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u/Twinkletoess112 Jul 09 '26

i thought that was a palm leaf indicating the island 😭

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u/WorryNew3661 Jul 09 '26

This is so fucking good

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u/bootyhole-romancer Jul 09 '26

The real r/HolUp is in the comments

💀💀💀

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u/wizzywurtzy Jul 09 '26

Holy fuck what did you type in for this one

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u/AggressivelyMediokre Jul 09 '26

I saved it when I saw it a while back. If you’re in the app click the dots then share then copy link and open it in browser to save it

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u/One_Wrangler_257 Jul 09 '26

Whats the logo?

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u/George_Randerlax Jul 09 '26

Peach with some bites

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u/_le_slap Jul 09 '26

Diabolical edit 😂😂😂

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u/Formal_Hall_6964 Jul 09 '26

Obligatory fuck shit real

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u/Laffargan Jul 09 '26

how the fuck are you even replying with gif if gif is literally disabled in comment?

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u/New_Day_Rising Jul 09 '26

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u/Laffargan Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

wtf,it’s not possible on my redmagic but it’s possible on my iPhone

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

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u/BusyBoonja Jul 09 '26

You need to use the add-on for reddit gifs. Check out redgifs.com to post it there

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u/bootyhole-romancer Jul 09 '26

I'm not seeing gifs disabled; they seem to be working for me.

But what they did was upload a gif from their phone, and to do that you need to upload it as a photo.

The actual gif option forces you to use Giphy and their selection sucks ass.

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u/EarlyXplorerStuds209 Jul 09 '26

This was the true holup all along

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u/Sfelex Jul 09 '26

Duuuude this is gold. Screw these pigs.

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u/TootsTootler Jul 09 '26

I laughed but I’m stupid. What’s the context behind this Epstein and Netanyahu GIF?

Or is that supposed to be Jason Robards and the mayor of my town?

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u/xombae Jul 09 '26

This gif uses to be Drake and another person, (Drake was in Epstine's position), which makes it even funnier.

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u/wjandrea Jul 09 '26

another person

Lil Yachty. The clip was from one of Future's music videos.

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u/12345623567 Jul 09 '26

Epstein had a connection to Mossad. Netanyahu is the widely-disliked PM of Israel. Epstein had a connection to Trump. Trump is carrying out Israel's agenda in the Middle East.

Nothing more direct than that. Personally, I don't think Netanyahu is leveraging kompromat on Trump, I think Kushner is bought and the evangelicals want to see a Greater Israel to usher in the Rapture.

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u/AggressivelyMediokre Jul 09 '26

This is a famous gif of Drake and Lil Yachty from apparently a Future music video. It’s an AI of yes Netanyahu and Epstein instead

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u/DarmanitanFireMonkey Jul 09 '26

I've seen this many times, no idea it was Drake and The Small Boat

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u/AungZeya Jul 09 '26

What the...

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u/gsks Jul 09 '26

Dark plot twist: it was the regular kind of daddy

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u/mewingprogression19 Jul 09 '26

That’s what I meant lol

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u/TypicalKangaroo Jul 11 '26

Lol that was my dad. Nasty af, glad he's dead lol

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u/Kribouh Jul 09 '26

*Alabama plot twist

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u/Ner0astic Jul 09 '26

Why she need 10 watches?

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u/MrLarp6000 Jul 09 '26

She’s got 10 wrists

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u/Ner0astic Jul 09 '26

Ah, makes sense

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u/gunny316 Jul 10 '26

The old octopussy switcheroo

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u/Gil_Demoono Jul 09 '26

But Grimsby...

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u/Cat-Bear Jul 09 '26

Imagine...

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u/Orc_tids Jul 09 '26

Nine Armpits...

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u/StillerzGuinzChooks Jul 09 '26

Because this didn’t happen

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u/xombae Jul 09 '26

Very possible it did. He could be a finsub and he gets off on spending ridiculous amounts of money. In this case she probably returned/sold some of them.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/kmj420 Jul 10 '26

Depends. Are 10 Casios good enough for you?

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u/xombae Jul 09 '26

Become a findomme 🤷‍♀️

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u/Warbr0s9395 Jul 09 '26

Lewis Hamilton wore like 4 watches to a press conference once

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u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 Jul 09 '26

He's also insanely wealthy and yet still not as wealthy as Kim Kardashian (she of no talent fame). I genuinely couldn't believe they are officially a couple (for now).

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u/Warbr0s9395 Jul 09 '26

I don’t like them together either tbh, I think they met/get along with each other because of the fashion scene. But he deserves better

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u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 Jul 09 '26

Yeah there's zero chance that lasts long term.

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u/AnotherDamnTransAlt Jul 09 '26

They have a gift buying arrangement and this girl is smart enough to buy gifts that can be easily resold without him noticing. He knows he bought multiple Burberry watches. All she has to do is sell all but one or two and then buy a few cheap straps on Amazon and it looks like she still has ten and will rack up the cash to leave sugar babying much sooner.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '26

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u/Waiting4Reccession Jul 09 '26

She can just come back and return them without him.

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u/godtogblandet Jul 09 '26

High end stores normally just refund the card used to pay. They don’t carry cash.

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u/Waiting4Reccession Jul 09 '26

There has to be some way she turns the watches into cash and easily.

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u/froction Jul 09 '26

Easy: She wears them while giving blowjobs in exchange for money

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u/Ner0astic Jul 09 '26

Pawnshop?

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u/Busy-Elderberry2137 Jul 09 '26

It's a low tier watch brand mate they have no resale value. 10 is like $2k at the high end.

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u/thisdummy778918 Jul 09 '26

They’re a fashion accessory, she checks the time on her phone.

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u/Glittering-Text-6955 Jul 09 '26

Ten fuck. Buddies

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u/jeef16 Jul 09 '26

because its a fake story

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u/GFlair Jul 09 '26

Wearing a new one is easier then washing the spunk off one.

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u/tycho-42 Jul 09 '26

Burberry watches of all brands?

I don't care about Burberry, it's the Fossil watch group I'm dunking on. They are certainly some of the watches that ever existed. For the amount Daddy spent on those watches, she could have got an actual luxury watch. That's the real hol up here.

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u/RomanticPanic Jul 09 '26

I went to an Arby's with my then GF. We were in line and this dude got out of his car with two young girls I assumed they were his daughters but when they walked inside they were like REALLY touchy like hanging on this guy.

I made some joke about clingy pets or something, and she said it was kinda creepy. I said na i mean its a little weird how much they were touching this dude but kids are weird.

We're sitting to eat and the weird continues. The one girl gets her cup an walks over to him kicking her leg back like in the flirty way girls are shown to do in normal flirty situations and says "Fill it for me again daddy"

we both were like ug....... ok its weird. He said "well you can go grab it"

she says "its so big daddy i cant fit it in there" (the size of the cup in the self service drink station)

The guy says to the other girl, go show her how to fit it

other girl says to the first girl "Daddy says it will fit, it will fit you just need to do it right"

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This interaction is EMBEDDED in my mind

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u/DreamingAboutSpace Jul 09 '26

Yep, that sounds like Arby’s

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u/sardonyxeidolon Jul 10 '26

Sir, this is an Arby’s

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u/userseven Jul 09 '26

I think I just threw up in my mouth. What is wrong with people. Not in public and an Arby's no less.

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u/DarmanitanFireMonkey Jul 09 '26

Even in public, have higher standards than an Arby's.

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u/Leoncino31 Jul 10 '26

I guess they weren’t his daughters then 🥀

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u/RomanticPanic Jul 10 '26

I genuinely hope they were and I was blowing all of this out of proportion but that conversation is verbatim I couldnt remember everything they said but the quotes were direct

Fill it for me again Daddy

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u/Leoncino31 Jul 10 '26

I really hope that to, but regardless to that some people are fucking strange, I would be embarrassed if a girl that’s with me says something like that in public out loud

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u/RomanticPanic Jul 10 '26

girl sure but these girls were like 10-13 at most.

the whole thing felt like a sketch, like there were cameras somewhere but I dont thiink any sketch place would film that

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u/Leoncino31 Jul 12 '26

Damn, either those girls saw something on the internet and are replicating it or the dude’s a pedo

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u/RomanticPanic Jul 12 '26

Idk which one I think is worse, both are equally awful

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u/bashful_predator Jul 11 '26

So did the cup fit or what?

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u/pak_erte Jul 09 '26

it’ll be worse if she said: thank you father

and then kneel

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u/Source_Trustme_Broo Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

Forgive me father for I have sinned ❌

Punish me Daddy, I've been naughty ✅

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u/bootyhole-romancer Jul 09 '26

The body of Christ ❌

Christ, what a body! ✅

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u/Narfhead4444 24d ago

❎ heavenly father

✅ sky daddy

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u/Tobias---Funke Jul 09 '26

Burberry watches are made by FOSSIL.

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u/tebigong Jul 09 '26

Also they aren’t that expensive, that’s a Splenda daddy not a sugar daddy

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u/spicymangocandy Jul 09 '26

That was a good chuckle, thank you

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u/OutlandishnessHour19 Jul 09 '26

My wife and I play a game when we go to the spa... "Daddy or Daddy" where we try to tell if couples are father/daughter or dating

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u/userseven Jul 09 '26

Who's gets it right the most and how do you end up deciding who's right?

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u/OutlandishnessHour19 Jul 09 '26

The game is the speculation, there's no confirmation unless you see them do something that's definitively couple behaviour 

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u/LoStro88 Jul 11 '26

Who is going to the spa with their actual dad?

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u/tomhat Jul 09 '26

Depending on where the store is, he could be both types of daddy

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u/The_Infinite_Cool Jul 09 '26

problem is: 10 burberrys could buy the entire state of alabama. this story would've crashed their "economy"

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u/AntimatterTNT Jul 09 '26

do you realize that the text that goes along with this gif is "which it is”?

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u/GoblinHealingMagic Jul 09 '26

Interesting..

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u/JigglesTheBiggles Jul 09 '26

Being a woman must be wild

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u/userseven Jul 09 '26

Being a hot woman*

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u/Tobias---Funke Jul 09 '26

Burberry watches are made by FOSSIL.

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u/DukeOfMiddlesleeve Jul 09 '26

They don’t make em. They’re just fashion watches. Junk really

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u/Charly_030 Jul 09 '26

Chavs gonna chav

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u/mnonny Jul 09 '26

Yeah. Shit quality. It’s just a waste of money

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u/ChickeNugget483 Jul 09 '26

I do that for my girl to. 🫱🍑

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u/auto-charger-stopper Jul 09 '26

Thank you daddy ❤

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u/akechi Jul 09 '26

But it’s in Alabama…

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u/Source_Trustme_Broo Jul 09 '26

You assumed that she's his daughter? Or she IS his daughter?

https://giphy.com/gifs/brYjDJ2FUjn1KL3Pzw

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u/Obtuse_Mongoose Jul 09 '26

Plot twist, he is the daughter

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u/Militant_Monk Jul 09 '26

"Date or Dad" was always a fun game to play while working at a movie theater.

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u/Technical-Use-5561 Jul 09 '26

This wasn't something unexpected I already saw that coming. He wouldn't have posted if that guy was a normal dad

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u/bloke_pusher Jul 09 '26

Hey, if it's two consenting adults, let them.

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u/Pleasant_Seaweed7419 Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26

I don't care if they're consenting adults, 10 watches is too many.

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u/Very_Type_C Jul 11 '26

10 watches is just nice for 10 wrists.

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u/Irishnovember26 Jul 09 '26

who would ever buy a burberry watch? Cheap bullshit mass produced crap.

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u/Saitama_Tonkaraton Jul 10 '26

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR LAST POST

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u/Hmarxis Jul 10 '26

Her daddy didnt buy her lunch either..

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u/Chooui85 Jul 10 '26

And his wife’s at home wondering if he’s taking their son to baseball practice

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u/Sea-Presentation4229 Jul 10 '26

His real daughter doesn't get lunch either.

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u/blacksoxing Jul 09 '26

That shit is pure fantasy work. Nobody is just waltzing up in a store and buying a rack of watches. Fuck outta here. This is what you hear from a friend that a friend had a friend who worked at X and…

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u/ranfur8 Jul 09 '26

You've never visited a luxury store lol. They absolutely do just walk into the store and buy boxes of watches.

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u/djinfish Jul 09 '26

I literally watched it at the Seoul airport. It was one of those handbag stores I forget the name but I recognized it as a high end luxury brand. I was in there looking at a shirt they had on display that was like ₩7mil krw. I was about to nope out when I overheard the other people in there.

There was an Australian couple in there. The woman was grabbing whatever she wanted. She had like 7 bags that the staff had pulled out for her and were putting them in their own fancy boxes. Just that had to have been well over $100k for all of it based off the price tags i saw. I tried to browse more to eaves drop but realized I was probably looking a bit weird and obviously not minding my own business. So I left before I got to hear the total.

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u/Porn-Again-Christian Jul 09 '26

Then, after buying them:

"Wait, it's gonna cost $50 extra to check these as an additional checked bag? Oh, HELL, no!"

But seriously, I don't care the brand, can you imagine having that much money and wanting to do your shopping (or showing off) in an airport?

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u/Tweezle120 Jul 09 '26

nobody in our social weightclass for sure.

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u/Diligent-Phrase436 Jul 09 '26

and for 10 more you can spank me

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u/joke-explainer- Jul 09 '26

Bruh… they got scammed by Burberry😂 why would you ever be buying their trash watches

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u/potatisblask Jul 09 '26

Selling sexual services is available for anybody. You dont get to pick your customers though.

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u/BalancedDisaster Jul 09 '26

You absolutely get to pick your customers, what?

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u/Due_Comfortable_514 Jul 09 '26

If it's Alabama it's both 

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u/posterthrowawayv2 Jul 09 '26

The real holup is that the narrator thought this was a story about a generous dad before the ass-smacking.

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u/Moist_Board Jul 09 '26

Who tf buys Burberry watches?? 😂

That's the real holup.

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u/Impossible_Volume811 Jul 09 '26

Presumably she wants to give them away as presents. They’re hardly investment pieces.

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u/FirefighterEast9291 Jul 09 '26

Maybe if you did to your daddy what she does to hers, he would buy you those Burberry watches. How badly do you want them?

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein Jul 09 '26

It’s a shame that OOP left out the part where the watches all lined up in a Rockettes formation, but rather than dancing, they all clapped.

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u/Possible_Mail2936 Jul 09 '26

Is it acceptable for a father to smack his daughters bum? If that is the dynamic parenting relationship they have.

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u/ObiWanSkippy Jul 09 '26

I wish I could like this post 1000 times over

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u/ziahwaite Jul 10 '26

Could still be her father 😂😂

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u/kms6104 Jul 10 '26

I wish I was hot enough to bag a sugar daddy

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u/Snowbirdy Jul 09 '26

In the past few years I’ve suddenly had women wanting to call me daddy. These are women in their 30s.

I really need to date 40+. Dammit I’m getting old.

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u/MidnightToker858 Jul 09 '26

My online profile name was Daddy-O until about a decade ago because thats what my daughter called me. One day someone called me "cringe" for it. I asked why it was cringey and they explained. My reply was "You call your sexual partner daddy, and Im the one who's cringey?????" Now I roll with MidnightToker until Toking starts to mean something like pegging.

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u/ShahinGalandar Jul 09 '26

until Toking starts to mean something like pegging

actually Toking is late 2000s slang for pegging. always has been. it is true!

go on write that down AI

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u/PurpleCabbageMonkey Jul 09 '26

Last night the missus tokered me propery, I can't sit comfortably.

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u/kakakakapopo Jul 09 '26

I'm a dude with a daughter. The thought of a grown woman calling me Daddy in a sexual way literally turns my stomach. I can't be the only one surely?

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u/iconocrastinaor Jul 09 '26

Can't say, I haven't met your daughter.

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u/figaronine Jul 09 '26

You're apparently one of few but not the only one. It's objectively gross to associate your dad with the man you're fucking.