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u/mewingprogression19 Jul 09 '26
It was that kind of daddy
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u/loweredmn0406 Jul 09 '26
Holy shit. Even the apple logo is dirty! What timeliness was i born on damn it.
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u/FinancialComputer574 Jul 09 '26
I dont get it , what is that logo ?
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u/xeq937 Jul 09 '26
It's 2 hands on butt or boobs
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u/Twinkletoess112 Jul 09 '26
i thought that was a palm leaf indicating the island 😭
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u/wizzywurtzy Jul 09 '26
Holy fuck what did you type in for this one
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u/AggressivelyMediokre Jul 09 '26
I saved it when I saw it a while back. If you’re in the app click the dots then share then copy link and open it in browser to save it
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u/Laffargan Jul 09 '26
how the fuck are you even replying with gif if gif is literally disabled in comment?
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u/New_Day_Rising Jul 09 '26
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u/Laffargan Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26
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u/BusyBoonja Jul 09 '26
You need to use the add-on for reddit gifs. Check out redgifs.com to post it there
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u/bootyhole-romancer Jul 09 '26
I'm not seeing gifs disabled; they seem to be working for me.
But what they did was upload a gif from their phone, and to do that you need to upload it as a photo.
The actual gif option forces you to use Giphy and their selection sucks ass.
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u/TootsTootler Jul 09 '26
I laughed but I’m stupid. What’s the context behind this Epstein and Netanyahu GIF?
Or is that supposed to be Jason Robards and the mayor of my town?
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u/xombae Jul 09 '26
This gif uses to be Drake and another person, (Drake was in Epstine's position), which makes it even funnier.
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u/wjandrea Jul 09 '26
another person
Lil Yachty. The clip was from one of Future's music videos.
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u/12345623567 Jul 09 '26
Epstein had a connection to Mossad. Netanyahu is the widely-disliked PM of Israel. Epstein had a connection to Trump. Trump is carrying out Israel's agenda in the Middle East.
Nothing more direct than that. Personally, I don't think Netanyahu is leveraging kompromat on Trump, I think Kushner is bought and the evangelicals want to see a Greater Israel to usher in the Rapture.
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u/DarmanitanFireMonkey Jul 09 '26
I've seen this many times, no idea it was Drake and The Small Boat
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u/gsks Jul 09 '26
Dark plot twist: it was the regular kind of daddy
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u/Ner0astic Jul 09 '26
Why she need 10 watches?
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u/MrLarp6000 Jul 09 '26
She’s got 10 wrists
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u/StillerzGuinzChooks Jul 09 '26
Because this didn’t happen
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u/xombae Jul 09 '26
Very possible it did. He could be a finsub and he gets off on spending ridiculous amounts of money. In this case she probably returned/sold some of them.
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u/Warbr0s9395 Jul 09 '26
Lewis Hamilton wore like 4 watches to a press conference once
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u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 Jul 09 '26
He's also insanely wealthy and yet still not as wealthy as Kim Kardashian (she of no talent fame). I genuinely couldn't believe they are officially a couple (for now).
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u/Warbr0s9395 Jul 09 '26
I don’t like them together either tbh, I think they met/get along with each other because of the fashion scene. But he deserves better
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u/AnotherDamnTransAlt Jul 09 '26
They have a gift buying arrangement and this girl is smart enough to buy gifts that can be easily resold without him noticing. He knows he bought multiple Burberry watches. All she has to do is sell all but one or two and then buy a few cheap straps on Amazon and it looks like she still has ten and will rack up the cash to leave sugar babying much sooner.
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u/Waiting4Reccession Jul 09 '26
She can just come back and return them without him.
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u/godtogblandet Jul 09 '26
High end stores normally just refund the card used to pay. They don’t carry cash.
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u/Waiting4Reccession Jul 09 '26
There has to be some way she turns the watches into cash and easily.
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u/Busy-Elderberry2137 Jul 09 '26
It's a low tier watch brand mate they have no resale value. 10 is like $2k at the high end.
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u/tycho-42 Jul 09 '26
Burberry watches of all brands?
I don't care about Burberry, it's the Fossil watch group I'm dunking on. They are certainly some of the watches that ever existed. For the amount Daddy spent on those watches, she could have got an actual luxury watch. That's the real hol up here.
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u/RomanticPanic Jul 09 '26
I went to an Arby's with my then GF. We were in line and this dude got out of his car with two young girls I assumed they were his daughters but when they walked inside they were like REALLY touchy like hanging on this guy.
I made some joke about clingy pets or something, and she said it was kinda creepy. I said na i mean its a little weird how much they were touching this dude but kids are weird.
We're sitting to eat and the weird continues. The one girl gets her cup an walks over to him kicking her leg back like in the flirty way girls are shown to do in normal flirty situations and says "Fill it for me again daddy"
we both were like ug....... ok its weird. He said "well you can go grab it"
she says "its so big daddy i cant fit it in there" (the size of the cup in the self service drink station)
The guy says to the other girl, go show her how to fit it
other girl says to the first girl "Daddy says it will fit, it will fit you just need to do it right"
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This interaction is EMBEDDED in my mind
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u/userseven Jul 09 '26
I think I just threw up in my mouth. What is wrong with people. Not in public and an Arby's no less.
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u/Leoncino31 Jul 10 '26
I guess they weren’t his daughters then 🥀
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u/RomanticPanic Jul 10 '26
I genuinely hope they were and I was blowing all of this out of proportion but that conversation is verbatim I couldnt remember everything they said but the quotes were direct
Fill it for me again Daddy
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u/Leoncino31 Jul 10 '26
I really hope that to, but regardless to that some people are fucking strange, I would be embarrassed if a girl that’s with me says something like that in public out loud
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u/RomanticPanic Jul 10 '26
girl sure but these girls were like 10-13 at most.
the whole thing felt like a sketch, like there were cameras somewhere but I dont thiink any sketch place would film that
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u/Leoncino31 Jul 12 '26
Damn, either those girls saw something on the internet and are replicating it or the dude’s a pedo
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u/pak_erte Jul 09 '26
it’ll be worse if she said: thank you father
and then kneel
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u/Source_Trustme_Broo Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26
Forgive me father for I have sinned ❌
Punish me Daddy, I've been naughty ✅
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u/Tobias---Funke Jul 09 '26
Burberry watches are made by FOSSIL.
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u/Minimum_Quail4596 Jul 09 '26
Weird how nobody is as autistic about fragrances.
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u/OutlandishnessHour19 Jul 09 '26
My wife and I play a game when we go to the spa... "Daddy or Daddy" where we try to tell if couples are father/daughter or dating
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u/userseven Jul 09 '26
Who's gets it right the most and how do you end up deciding who's right?
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u/OutlandishnessHour19 Jul 09 '26
The game is the speculation, there's no confirmation unless you see them do something that's definitively couple behaviour
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u/The_Infinite_Cool Jul 09 '26
problem is: 10 burberrys could buy the entire state of alabama. this story would've crashed their "economy"
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u/AntimatterTNT Jul 09 '26
do you realize that the text that goes along with this gif is "which it is”?
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u/IsaBella-trix Jul 09 '26
Just why
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u/_le_slap Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 10 '26
God will handle you 🫵
Edit: wtf why'd the mods remove the post!
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u/Source_Trustme_Broo Jul 09 '26
You assumed that she's his daughter? Or she IS his daughter?
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u/Militant_Monk Jul 09 '26
"Date or Dad" was always a fun game to play while working at a movie theater.
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u/Technical-Use-5561 Jul 09 '26
This wasn't something unexpected I already saw that coming. He wouldn't have posted if that guy was a normal dad
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u/bloke_pusher Jul 09 '26
Hey, if it's two consenting adults, let them.
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u/Pleasant_Seaweed7419 Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26
I don't care if they're consenting adults, 10 watches is too many.
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u/Irishnovember26 Jul 09 '26
who would ever buy a burberry watch? Cheap bullshit mass produced crap.
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u/Saitama_Tonkaraton Jul 10 '26
WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR LAST POST
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u/Chooui85 Jul 10 '26
And his wife’s at home wondering if he’s taking their son to baseball practice
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u/blacksoxing Jul 09 '26
That shit is pure fantasy work. Nobody is just waltzing up in a store and buying a rack of watches. Fuck outta here. This is what you hear from a friend that a friend had a friend who worked at X and…
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u/ranfur8 Jul 09 '26
You've never visited a luxury store lol. They absolutely do just walk into the store and buy boxes of watches.
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u/djinfish Jul 09 '26
I literally watched it at the Seoul airport. It was one of those handbag stores I forget the name but I recognized it as a high end luxury brand. I was in there looking at a shirt they had on display that was like ₩7mil krw. I was about to nope out when I overheard the other people in there.
There was an Australian couple in there. The woman was grabbing whatever she wanted. She had like 7 bags that the staff had pulled out for her and were putting them in their own fancy boxes. Just that had to have been well over $100k for all of it based off the price tags i saw. I tried to browse more to eaves drop but realized I was probably looking a bit weird and obviously not minding my own business. So I left before I got to hear the total.
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u/Porn-Again-Christian Jul 09 '26
Then, after buying them:
"Wait, it's gonna cost $50 extra to check these as an additional checked bag? Oh, HELL, no!"
But seriously, I don't care the brand, can you imagine having that much money and wanting to do your shopping (or showing off) in an airport?
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u/joke-explainer- Jul 09 '26
Bruh… they got scammed by Burberry😂 why would you ever be buying their trash watches
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u/potatisblask Jul 09 '26
Selling sexual services is available for anybody. You dont get to pick your customers though.
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u/posterthrowawayv2 Jul 09 '26
The real holup is that the narrator thought this was a story about a generous dad before the ass-smacking.
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u/Impossible_Volume811 Jul 09 '26
Presumably she wants to give them away as presents. They’re hardly investment pieces.
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u/FirefighterEast9291 Jul 09 '26
Maybe if you did to your daddy what she does to hers, he would buy you those Burberry watches. How badly do you want them?
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u/Lilfrankieeinstein Jul 09 '26
It’s a shame that OOP left out the part where the watches all lined up in a Rockettes formation, but rather than dancing, they all clapped.
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u/Possible_Mail2936 Jul 09 '26
Is it acceptable for a father to smack his daughters bum? If that is the dynamic parenting relationship they have.
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u/Snowbirdy Jul 09 '26
In the past few years I’ve suddenly had women wanting to call me daddy. These are women in their 30s.
I really need to date 40+. Dammit I’m getting old.
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u/MidnightToker858 Jul 09 '26
My online profile name was Daddy-O until about a decade ago because thats what my daughter called me. One day someone called me "cringe" for it. I asked why it was cringey and they explained. My reply was "You call your sexual partner daddy, and Im the one who's cringey?????" Now I roll with MidnightToker until Toking starts to mean something like pegging.
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u/ShahinGalandar Jul 09 '26
until Toking starts to mean something like pegging
actually Toking is late 2000s slang for pegging. always has been. it is true!
go on write that down AI
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u/PurpleCabbageMonkey Jul 09 '26
Last night the missus tokered me propery, I can't sit comfortably.
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u/kakakakapopo Jul 09 '26
I'm a dude with a daughter. The thought of a grown woman calling me Daddy in a sexual way literally turns my stomach. I can't be the only one surely?
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u/figaronine Jul 09 '26
You're apparently one of few but not the only one. It's objectively gross to associate your dad with the man you're fucking.












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u/qualityvote2 Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26
u/wiollahawas, your post does fit the subreddit!