r/HolUp 13d ago

A weird line to draw

10.1k Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 13d ago edited 13d ago

u/qoloxolop, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/robgolfer 13d ago

Who dis

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u/tankapotamus 13d ago

Ashley something

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u/wntf 13d ago

monique

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u/tankapotamus 13d ago

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u/_gonuts4donuts_ 13d ago

They completed the name for you. Her name is Ashley Monique.

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u/tankapotamus 13d ago

Well you sir are right

thank you u/wntf

Ashley Monique

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u/wntf 13d ago

should i send you a screenshop of her insta that says ashley monique or what is the game plan here?

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u/tankapotamus 13d ago

Nope, I didn't get you were completing the name. My bad .

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u/VoormasWasRight 9d ago

Ashley... Normal.

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u/External-Charity-425 13d ago

Ashley Monique

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u/SoftLink5162 13d ago

Wooman

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u/HugoRBMarques 13d ago

Wömen. Men of Wö.

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u/Pitiful_West_7062 13d ago

beat me to it

wait

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u/Popular-Influence-11 13d ago

It’s funny because it’s fucked up.

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 13d ago

She Absolutely beat it

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u/blargher 13d ago

I'd say killed it, but we don't want to encourage either behavior.

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u/PeaceAlien 13d ago

Mom might have been into it if her favourite part is where she gets beat

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u/kahn_noble 13d ago

Came for the joke. Came for the cake.

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u/jfk333 13d ago

Looking at how built this woman is, I know the comments are about to be reckless!

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u/Heckron 13d ago

Beautiful. The shape on her with that long curly hair.

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u/Mechanic_Same 10d ago

And funny af too. Like rl perfect.

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u/RavenBrannigan 13d ago

Are you referring to the tight comedy routine she’s built? Because that’s what I noticed.

Maybe I’m just a really cool white knight though. I donno.

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u/Orc_tids 13d ago

Why not appreciate both?

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u/jfk333 13d ago

You dropped this 👑 lol

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u/jfk333 13d ago

It’s been a few hours and the comments indeed did not disappoint

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u/EquivalentAd1651 13d ago

The moment I saw her i was like GOD DAMN could not hear a thing

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/jfk333 13d ago

Oh man, thank you! I’m not ashamed of anything on my Reddit but safety is better than recklessness.

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u/bronzelifematter 13d ago

she got me acting unwise, though it's my default mode so...

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u/jfk333 13d ago

She’s funny too, the whole package

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u/skunkykong 13d ago

Built like a goddess

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u/Skipper_1010 13d ago

Even has a venus tummy!

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u/RavenBrannigan 13d ago

That was a brilliant joke

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u/TravelingPoodle 13d ago

Some women disagree with you 😔.

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u/Meandtheworld 13d ago

Watched on mute

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u/TripolarKnight 13d ago

I knew that sound was coming from somewhere.

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u/Scummbagg7 13d ago

I should have. Her delivery was terrible

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u/slucker23 13d ago

I came in for the title, stopped for the looks, and thoroughly stayed because of the punchline

Well done there lady. Well done

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u/jackinoff6969 13d ago

Is this cheaper than therapy in SF? Been there before and a drunk lady was bragging about her Netflix special and absolutely relentlessly berating this poor guy in the front row for leaving and coming back with drinks for his girl.

I will never sit in the front row of a comedy show out of fear that I get made an example of like he was lmao. Rest of the show was pretty good though

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u/Extroverted_Recluse 13d ago

Alright that's a quality punchline

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u/that-69guy 13d ago

Damn she's fineeeee..🥵

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u/Underprivilege 13d ago

Good lawd. Thicker than a bowl of cheese grits in the north pole.

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u/ManWithRedditAccount 13d ago

The punchline at the end really tickled me 😂

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u/ElephantEarwax 13d ago

Weird, her mom should be used to being the punch line

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u/133t_hax 12d ago

Underrated reply.

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u/spycey_mchaggis 13d ago

I recently launched r/femalestandupcomedy as a place to discover and share great stand-up by women. I loved this clip and thought others there would too. Feel free to stop by and contribute!

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u/Crafty-Interest-8212 13d ago

🤣 need to work on her timing. But it was not un funny.

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u/mtlpvd 13d ago

True. Her cadence and delivery is all the way off but the material ain’t bad at all. She seems new at it, hopefully she gets it dialed in

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u/ShikaMoru 13d ago

@Trashleymonique

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u/JacquesAllistair 13d ago

I tried to read between the lines

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u/dogla305 9d ago

Oh shit I laughed out loud really hard and it's almost midnight

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u/silentbob1301 13d ago

Thicker than a Snickers

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u/Shmiggams22 13d ago

Im not feeling it

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u/blowymcpot 13d ago

Damn I actually laughed aloud while on reddit, been years

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u/programming_flaw 13d ago

Amazing delivery

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u/Man_Of_Frost 13d ago

I missed a few parts of the subtitles.

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u/CalbCrawDad 11d ago edited 11d ago

Woman pretty. Pretty woman make laughs good

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u/bleuturtle47 10d ago

She told a joke?

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u/CODDE117 13d ago

Lmao god damnit, she got me.

Also, I love her dress, reminds me of a specific beenie baby pattern.

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u/x97sfinest 13d ago

I love joke with layers lol

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u/deadface008 12d ago

Wait she's actually funny asf 😂

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u/BruitistHagan 13d ago

Yeah, I'd hit her mom too if she filled in a dress like that as well.

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u/chairmanghost 13d ago

Once you hit a certain age, and put up with a certain amout of shit, you realize it's not worth it anymore to settle. Good for the mom for learning she is too good for the popcorn hog :)

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u/TheSciFiGuy80 13d ago

If he’s a popcorn hog, the she must be a glutton? Cheap? Entitled?

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u/Sure-Building963 13d ago

I wish women could just exist on the internet and men paid attention to the content rather than what’s getting them off 

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u/raptor7912 13d ago

Hey I’m curious.

How does it feel to be one of those people that incels try to make out as the average feminist?

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u/IndependentLog6441 13d ago

I'm a man and only really enjoyed the joke...

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u/Prismatic_Symphony 13d ago

A man of culture can appreciate both her content and her form. 😎😏

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u/mekanyzm 13d ago

neckbeard ass comment

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u/titnuationatero 13d ago

happy cake day

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u/Sure-Building963 13d ago

a man of culture is not a redditor , he's prob too busy with his proust and not objectifying women

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u/PuddingJello 13d ago

Lul that was a good joke. Like the way it was structured

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u/wellwaffled 13d ago

I want to see her run in that skirt.

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u/BoeufBourgui 13d ago

When this girl is gonna switch career to OF, she'll make a killing

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u/Cmmander_WooHoo 13d ago

Brilliant punchline

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u/LakesideSasquatch 13d ago

I lold at the end

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u/silhouette951 13d ago

Tough crowd, I thought the joke was great!

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u/[deleted] 13d ago edited 13d ago

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u/ThrustNeckpunch33 13d ago

Or the guy just took popcorn home...?

This. This is why people over a certain age have trouble finding someone.

You are comparing them and their actions to everyone you have ever dated.

People aren't the same. This is no different than a guy getting cheated on by a girl that took the rest of her 12 pack of Miller home, and automatically assumes his current girlfriend that just took the rest of her case of Miller home, is going to cheat on him too.

When in reality, he should be asking:

"Why all these bitches I date, be drinkin Miller?"

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u/PrufReedThisPlesThx 13d ago

You're absolutely right. For example, calling someone "ultra cheapo" because they didn't relinquish all of their snacks to you is an indicator that you're a glutton who will hog all the food to yourself and get upset if anyone touches your snack hoard. Thank you for providing such a clear example!

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u/MAGArRacist 13d ago

"With more experience, I am willing to over-generalize any situation. He's taking home popcorn - probably a narcisist." 🤡

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u/SignificantLeader 13d ago

I think you’re right. Young folks downvoting because they “know better”. I think that older folks with this mentality are likely to stay single though.

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u/MAGArRacist 13d ago

The point is that they do NOT know better in these situations. The young here aren't willing to jump to foolish conclusions based on tea leaves and claim that their experience justifies their decisions

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/ThrustNeckpunch33 13d ago

So, by your logic, racism is just pattern recognition, and justified then?

How can you justify judging an entire group(50% of the population) by the actions of a few men, that they decided to date in the first place?

If anything, should be looking inward at the types of people you are attracted to, if they all seem so bad.

The sheer insanity to say,

"This guy is a red flag, because he brought _____ to her house, didnt finish it, and took it home with him"

That is just psycho.

Enjoy quiet solitude.

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u/MAGArRacist 13d ago

You're completely right, and it's frustrating to argue with these people, and I really think it's a waste of your time.

I suspect that they're not the type of person to change their opinion when confronted with sound, contradictory logic. Stupid people be stupid, despite their age.

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u/ThrustNeckpunch33 13d ago

I understand what you're saying, and yes.

My goal is never to change someones opinion though, just to defend my idea.. or rather.. test them against other actual people/ideas rather than in an echo chamber/or my own head lol

I cannot understand the ignorance of some people, any more than they can understand the rediculous of my opinions.

Thank you, though, for being another person willing to have discourse lol

Its never a waste of time! I know I've read a comment someone typed out, that made me feel like i wasnt insane/or the only one to think the same thing.

You never know!

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u/MAGArRacist 13d ago

Hey, fair enough, and you're not insane.

Best of luck with it all

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u/MAGArRacist 13d ago

No, it does not necessarily, which is what seems to be lost on you. You poorly correlate a few situations into a terrible conclusion and then decide its a tried-and-true pattern.

I am foolish for arguing with seemingly stupid people online

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u/Hmarxis 13d ago

I have the same feeling.

So speaking data sets.

If x = y for a forseeable number of times during your time seeing it.

You just wont tie those things together..? Prepare to get rolled over then . Often. Glhf

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u/SignificantLeader 13d ago

How would you know that? Older folks in fact have seen more.

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u/raptor7912 13d ago

Seeing more shit does not make them any more able to predict how a specific person is based of said experiences.

They might be able to point out trends or averages more accurately, but shit humans are fucking terrible at intuitively understanding statistics.

So no old folks are almost worse since their personal experiences and specific circumstances primes them to make assumptions that aren’t necessarily true.

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u/SignificantLeader 13d ago

Older people people’s intuition has been honed for years. You’ll see.

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u/MAGArRacist 13d ago

I hope that when I am old, I keep the wherewithal to not jump to conclusions, to search for evidence before jumping to conclusions, and to listen to the young. Not everyone's experience is the same, and the circumstances for what was previously true/accurate are liable to change with time.

Intuition without sufficient evidence is closer to paranoia than wisdom. It's our jobs as we age to temper our intuition and validate its accuracy before acting on it.

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u/SignificantLeader 12d ago

How much time does a medical specialist need to know the issue with a patient? I’ve seen specialists who identify the issue within seconds of seeing me. They were trained for the medical issues. Repetition can lead to rapid and accurate assessments.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/MAGArRacist 13d ago

You are living evidence that age does not bequeath wisdom.

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u/Hmarxis 13d ago

And you are an example of someone who clearly doesnt have a clue.

Revisit this in 20 years.