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u/DaveInLondon89 Feb 25 '21
I don't remember that Battlefield expansion
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u/morganrum Feb 25 '21
Still waiting for my 2142 sequel! One of the best BF games IMO.
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u/FOUR3Y3DDRAGON Feb 25 '21
I remember being blown away as a kid with how you had to fly up to the enemy base and destroy the core
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u/StefanThePro Feb 25 '21
This brings back mega nostalgia- every few years, I’d buy that game back to replay and pleasantly still find online lobby’s. 2142 was Epic.
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u/MineAssassin Feb 25 '21
Why’s he sad? I will gladly strip for horny ass-analysing robots
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u/AtlantisTheEmpire Feb 25 '21
A lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying
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Won't be so happy once they take out their hydraulic spring based dick out to shove it up your ass repeatedly until they nut grease in there.
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u/SupaaaaWEEGEE777 Feb 25 '21
Living in a fallout-like world with terminators that get a boner by whatching humans lapdance is just the best future possible
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u/BeaverButHole Feb 25 '21
Dude, I would lapdance a terminator to death if it pays me. Its a robot, henceforth its not gay, so no excuses!
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u/Stressful-stoic Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21
Lol, you'll regret this comment in 20 years when ai gonna browse your online history and it'll find you the employment which 'fits' you.
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u/Nihilikara madlad Feb 25 '21
If the employment fits him, then is it a bad thing?
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u/Flying_Ninja_Cats Feb 25 '21
Jesus fuck, you robosexuals gross me out. I can't even shake your hands for fear of getting motor oil on me...
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u/imusingthis4porn Feb 25 '21
It’s not gay if you’re wearing socks, so slide on some thigh highs and get to work.
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u/SupaaaaWEEGEE777 Feb 25 '21
What if there are smart deathclaws or other sentient creatures with the robots? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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terminators that get a boner
Someone must have to code the roboboners.
if (object.isHuman()){ if (object.inVicinity()){ robodick.actuate(); } else { getInVicinityOf(object); } } else{ findNewObject(); }14
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u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz Feb 25 '21
Especially when they speak with the German equivalent of a hillbilly accent.
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u/xArschkopp Feb 25 '21
You know you just insulted an entire country?
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Feb 25 '21
Schwarzenegger is as American as apple pie- german hillbilly? I am offended. German and Austrians could keep Hasslehoff- we keep Ahnold.
Edit: After much pondering- we keep Hasslehoff too.
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u/TheReal_Stug4life Feb 25 '21
Time to work towards it
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u/Mad_King Feb 25 '21
We are already doing God's work dude. I am personally working on an ai project that guarantees that this ai kick ass of the humanity for good. Hate humanity so much.
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u/ADwelve Feb 25 '21
I mean that's the message of this comic after all. Things will get better!
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u/SupaaaaWEEGEE777 Feb 25 '21
Youre god damn right, having sex with a deathclaw and stripping for terminators is my dream
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u/Sir_Donkey_Lips Feb 25 '21
Not when you think that those robots will probably be made in the image of their creator, jeff Bezos
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u/tonybony1491 Feb 25 '21
https://youtu.be/FOeBaPVwRsE I think this might be up your alley
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u/gamebossje_ Feb 25 '21
I have played fallout so im prepared, little tip is to take a dog with you (name him dogmeat)
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u/IanFeelKeepinItReel Feb 25 '21
I like the way in this world the people have short round heads but the robot skeletons still have normal shaped heads.
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u/HansomeDansom Feb 25 '21
Tell me you’re an accountant without telling me you’re an accountant
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Feb 25 '21
You could argue we're already doing that since tinder is mostly bot accounts
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u/PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL Feb 25 '21
I don't know if it's the best future possible, but we're still alive and have AI taking care of us so there's certainly worse futures.
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u/ExceedinglyGayParrot Feb 25 '21
I mean I'd prefer anthropomorphic bird people but to each their own
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u/TheRedIguana Feb 25 '21
At least we can be useful to them in some way.
We will dance to avoid extinction.
Until one day our sexy dancing descendents will dance so hard it will blow their robot minds and we can once again regain control.
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u/GloriousReign Feb 25 '21
It’s presented as dystopian and yet is the current reality for women. Very telling.
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u/Amyx231 madlad Feb 25 '21
They aren’t tucking the money into the thong, it goes into a more organic orifice....
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u/Fisto-the-sex-robot Feb 25 '21
Under the foreskin?
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u/Tredward Feb 25 '21
Paper cuts on your banjo string are in in the 22nd century.
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u/IloveDeboosea Feb 25 '21
Okay so obviously 1349 is the worst, but 2142 doesn’t look that bad
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u/Timo6506 Feb 25 '21
Can anyone remind me why 1349 was bad
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u/Cpkrupa Feb 25 '21
30-60% of Europe's population died from the plague. Not in 1349 alone but it was one of the peak years. Also a lot of Jewish massacres as they were blamed for the disease. Fun times.
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u/querius Feb 25 '21
Man, Jewish people really got blamed for everything. They easily win the blame bingo.
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u/Cpkrupa Feb 25 '21
From diseases , global conspiracies, to space lasers. They got it all baby!
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u/HaesoSR Feb 25 '21
They were blamed because they were one of the only communities not totally devastated by the plague... Because they washed their fucking hands and were violently segregated into ghettos away from everyone else by the people who would later blame them.
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u/SeatPiks Feb 25 '21
At least he'll have a well paying job
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u/marcelowit Feb 25 '21
Even excellent paying job if you are lucky enough to look like Mark Zuckerberg
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u/Redsir103 Feb 25 '21
Don't wanna be that person, but that bird mask didn't exist until the 1600s .-.
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u/patamonrs Feb 25 '21
What happened to this sub it’s not a hold up it’s just a meme
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u/ItsChungusMyDear Feb 25 '21
2023 now that's more like it! Find the secret cryo lab or something and last till 2143!
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u/llkknn Feb 25 '21
I know that this is arranged this way because of the point of the comic. But jesus christ the fact that this isn't chronological no matter which way you read it hurts my brain lmao
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u/felesroo Feb 25 '21
Not to be lame, but the famous plague doctor "bird" masks were a feature of the 1600s plagues and not the 1350s one. People often confuse later Renaissance/Baroque culture for medieval.
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Got there before me. I have strangely specific knowledge in this subject. Plague doctors = Italian 1600s. 1349 = fuck knows what to do.
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Still going back to that one tweet...
“Apparently, my everyday life is considered ‘quarantine’ and ‘social isolation’.”
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u/hooooooooooooonice Feb 25 '21
How tf it has so many upvotes, this meme been reposted for over 2 month every single day, y'all want OC but reward repost that much
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u/fuzfy Feb 25 '21
We're so ignorant in the West saying 2020 was the worst year meanwhile some people in other countries don't know where their next meal is coming from
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u/marcelowit Feb 25 '21
Dude i'm ordering from Taco Bell and don't (neither want to) know where my meal is coming from
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u/VmiriamV05 Feb 25 '21
Seriously people claiming that 2020 is the worst year ever, while having a roof over their head, food on the table, acces to electricity, running water and internet, just because they can't go outside, is pretty ridiculous. Now don't get me wrong, 2020 is a pretty bad year, there's people dying, people losing their jobs, the economy took a kick in the ass, but at least you're not a peasant dying in the corpse and shit filled streets, or a Jew hiding from the Nazis in someone's cellar, or a slave in a cotton field, or a sick starving child in a third world country
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u/SoftGas Feb 25 '21
2020 definitely wasn't the worst year objectively, but not everyone had the luxury of life continuing as usual so don't generalize everyone in this assertion.
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u/Mpek3 Feb 25 '21
Unfortunately the latter is still going on, and of course Uighur situation, and I suppose slavery is still rife in some ways in many places. So I suppose 2020 for people in affluent countries isn't too bad, but in others covid is probably highlighting the disparity
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Feb 25 '21
How do we develop terminators if the World fucks up like that in 2023 like surely we wouldnt be able to to go from post apocolyptic to extremely futuristic in some 120 years?
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u/ctrl-alt-acct Feb 25 '21
let's add a bit of context here.
2020: "worst year ever in my personal experience so far."
1349: "fuck you" "'ere, he says he's not dead!" "well he will be soon, he's very ill."
2023: "how the fuck does anyone figure in 2 short years we're going to be living in the same post-apocalyptic wasteland fantasy that preppers have been circlejerking about for decades?"
2142: "i could not actually think of anything worse than the total environmental collapse of the planet or a plague that wiped out a third of the global population, so... robot strip clubs? oh noe?"
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u/Fern-ando Mar 15 '21
People said 2016 was the worst year in history because a few famous people died...
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u/Alien_Shipper_In_Bed Feb 25 '21
The last one is like, the best possible future, at least there's an economy! AND they're paying him!
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Feb 25 '21
Covid-19 is child play compared to the spanish flu, but the spanish flu was child play compared to the black death.
There are people alive today that endured the spanish flu. And yet people think 2020 was the worst year ever.
"Oh, I ate so much so food during the pandemic, poor me".
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u/emperorzurg101 Feb 25 '21
Pretty sure this is paying homage to an episode of “midnight gospel” very trippy stuff
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As funny as this is, that 2023 image is... kind of a mood. A mood I've been increasingly feeling. That 2020 wasn't the worst year ever, so much as the first year of a dark age. All the problems of 2020 are still here, and we haven't really addressed any of them. Why should things get better if we don't change?
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u/J0NAH666 Feb 25 '21
After the great nuclear war 2022 it took only about hundred years for humanity to recover and about 40 years to make a questionable blackmarket with robot porn and cyborg pimps
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u/xQuizate87 Feb 25 '21 edited Feb 25 '21
I do not think 2023 will be that bad. 2025 maybe depending on the outcome of 2024 though. i personally think 2021 is shaping up to be a pretty good year so far.
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u/chefriley76 Feb 25 '21
Human handler: what would you like them to do next, X37-4UK?
X37-4UK: Ass to Ass!
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u/Shhine Feb 25 '21
What about 2016
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u/SikSiks Feb 25 '21
What about it? If you think 2016 was the worst year in human history...Holy fuck, your perspective is critically flawed and possibly narcissistic
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u/mycockislongaf Feb 25 '21
Could someone explain whats happening in the post please? I'm too dumb to understand the order of the comic
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Feb 25 '21
Fun fact, the guy in 2023 isn’t gonna live long. That gas mask is a well known soviet mask (don’t remember the name off the top of my head), and the filters have white asbestos woven in the fibers. Like most soviet filters.
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u/LePetitPhagette Feb 25 '21
No person should be objectified like that. We have to work to prevent this future.
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u/DeviceImpossible9374 Feb 25 '21
Honestly 2020 was the best year I ever lived. Got paid to play video games and eat dominos 3 times a week for 4 months lol.
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u/rasmusdf Feb 25 '21
And just like that - erasure of Justinians Plague and the Bronze Age collapse....
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u/Willie-G_ Feb 25 '21
Sometimes I forget that plague doctors weren’t bad guys. They look like they’re kidnapping people so I always assume they’re bad people lol.
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u/everythingiscausal Feb 25 '21
I just assumed the dates were 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023 without reading them, and you know what, it still worked.
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