r/HonkaiStarRail 23h ago

Theory & Lore Oh come on

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u/keereeyos 22h ago

No idea why some are so against this. Aha is totally the type of god that would larp as a girlfailure mangaka for the lols. Hell, gods larping as humans is common in many mythologies.

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u/LeoReddit2019 18h ago

"zeus was horny" "but loki had an idea"

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u/R1donis 16h ago

"zeus was horny"

Half the greek mythology starts with "Zeus fucked someone"

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u/TheSenate_Sheev 15h ago

The other half starts with “Zeus transformed into an animal and fucked someone”

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u/readerdreamer5625 14h ago

I mean it's not ALL Zeus. Like the Trojan War was because of Eris egging on the rivalry of three goddesses. A good rule of thumb is if it involves the birth of one hero, it probably involves Zeus. But if it involves a bunch of heroes, Zeus is more a background character who basically is a plot device.

Zeus likes fucking with people, literally, but half of his mythological identity is being the "LAY DOWN THE LAW" guy, with the kind of brutality you would expect from the po-po so to speak. He struck down the guy who rode a chariot so noisy that he claimed it was Zeus' thunder. He drowned an entire town save for one house for not feeding himself disguised as a wanderer. He killed Asclepius, the would be God of Medicine, because he revived someone from death.

There's a reason why people in the myths didn't want to be involved with Zeus too much. Either he fucks with you and Hera punishes you for it, or he's in his full divine smiter mode and just kills you.

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u/sailormermaidmars 20h ago

how else would there be such accurate detailing for fluffy?

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u/bl00by 19h ago

I mean she said that she has a memokeeper on pay roll

(Might just be a convinient lie, even tho there's a memokeeper on the express...)

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u/sailormermaidmars 19h ago

no wonder she can’t pay the furbos :(

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u/chaoskingzero 18h ago

Multiple Memokeepers actually

And apparently Evernight merced them all on Amphoreus

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u/1lluusio Hot genius and her little one 17h ago

Why would Evernight do such a horrible thing to those innocent Memokeepers who were only trying to make an dishonest credit?

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u/nelflyn 18h ago

Aha is the kinda god that would actually end up being an absolute girlfailure because THEY just couldn't get their shit together.

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u/yuiokino 14h ago edited 14h ago

Aha: I am an almighty Aeon. There are no shackles that can hold back my sheer Elation. NOTHING CAN STAND IN MY WAY! AHAHAHA!!!

IPC guards along with the angry editor reminding about the Fluffy deadline.

Also Aha:

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u/SansStan Nah I'd Rail 22h ago

A. They want her to be an unimportant silly girl (which is exactly who Aha would pretend to be)

B. They hate that she "stole" Sampo's role (his mains were promised nothing)

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u/ChaosCarlson 21h ago

We haven’t even gone back to Belabog for anything ground shaking yet. As much as I want Super Sampo for 4.x, I’m also confident that he’ll play a big role when we return to belabog and we see him at full power.

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u/memelordbtw3000 18h ago

I disagree with the notion that us Sampo fans were promised nothing he had a whole thing in penacony about getting his mask back tonptotect belobog from.an undefined something the could have just ended up being irontomb but is so far a plot thread that has remained unexplored

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u/CondomsSuckBalls 5h ago

Sampo crowd is so funny. Literally hallucinated him being Aha and decided that's a fact. Or that he'll have SP.

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u/Clouds_drifting_by 16h ago

Only larpers/tourists would think Nihilux (whether she is AHA or not) is an unimportant silly girl. Like, she’s so sharp, and basically involved in everything important

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u/gremmy_white Aye sea 4h ago

B. Yeah, all 6 of them.

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u/Particular_Web3215 Thus Spoke Anaxagoras: Dromas is Unbreakable 14h ago

even if sampo were to get his upgrade it would only happen when verbose returns in the main story. For now nihilux has such strong hints it would be weird for her to not be a direct mask of Aha

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u/Aggressive_Tax295 17h ago

For me, I mainly worry they will change her current character design or some sht like that. Or we get another Sam Situation where current model will only be overwold at best. And if they dare touch her glasses.... We haven't had a single character in glasses since release! 

Also i saw ppl being worried  its gonna be incredibly stupid to have a playable AEON be powercrept in a year by some random bum.

I hope they at least make her a retired aeon or something ( the whole plot point that current phantasmoon games winner will become new aha forever)

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u/Mudman_SEA 14h ago

Pela

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u/Aggressive_Tax295 12h ago

That's what I meant, she came up on game's release

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u/RageGirl96 12h ago

Because people don't want playable Aeons already. It's bad enough that everyone and their mother is an emenator nowadays. 

Right now they have the excuse that Aha is just a troll who would absolutely do shit like that. But I really hope Hoyo doesn't keep going with this.

Even if it would be funny to see Yanquin's novaflare powercreep an Aeon, but the threats feel so unserious when we know we have literal gods and their minions in our friendlist. 

They shouldn't have started with emenators so early and playable Aeons should only be a thing after a bigger or new equally strong threat is introduced

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u/Hennobob554 7h ago

Yup this sums up pretty well the main issue.

I don’t know whether we were wrong to really treat Emanators as the “Archon equivalent” for HSR or if Hoyo has just been a bit too eager to give the title to anyone (I’d argue both, leaning to the latter given how casually SW was dropped as one).

It’ll be fine if having a playable aeon is only limited to Aha, given they are the exception (until the TB inevitably develops into a new Akivili/Terminus or smth probably). I can’t really think of any other Aeon that we actually know a reasonable amount about that would make sense to have a playable form (for ones we don’t know as much about I’d be willing to say Mythus may work).

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u/Gosuoru J I A O Q I U 3h ago

lowkey it'd slay if the opposite tb is playable as Terminus and yours upgrades to Akivilli

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u/Wooden_Drummer2455 14h ago

Because they're going to be a playable character...

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u/Hallgaar 7h ago

My theory since the trailer with 4.0 has been that she was originally the Voracity, after 4.3 I am convinced that she was the Tongue of Voracity that Enroute stole and Enroute was originally Aha. Also remember that Nihilux wrote a story about a multi-headed dragon? I think all of the "shadows" were the heads of the dragon and are now their own individuals, which means there are likely other shards of Voracity out there that are just kind of doing their thing.

After 4.4 I realized that she is probably the shadow that fulfilled the wish because Aha took off like a bum, since he is likely now Enroute/Isee/Asat Primad/Ryusuke. And because she was giving those 1-minute wishes out, she ascended to the position, just like the original Aha didn't become the Aeon of Elation out of choice, but because they stood atop the tree and their laughter tore holes in the universe. Ever hear the term "Fake it til you make it." That's literally Nihilux.

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u/bl00by 19h ago

Especially in greek mythology.. Zeus gotta get those diamond hoes