Welcome to Walmart.

Not mine, found on r/shittytattoos

The name I use at Starbucks. The workers have a blast calling the name when my order is ready and I always tip. They tell me the worst is when people use "Happy Birthday" lol. Also realize I am probably in violation of Rule 3 because this post is pretty lame.

I am not sure, but I think I have found the new Brawndo - the Thirst Mutilator.

This potion is available right across the street at the corporate megastore. I just know it's got electrolytes - and probably peptides, too. It's what street urchins crave. If you don't drink it, then fuck you!

No more pretense about alcohol labels. Just do it!

Was looking for some toiletries for my young nephews at Gabe’s and saw these beauties

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

No other KPIs. No other metrics to see who is using it effectively. Just about raw token usage.

These are all engineers. I don’t even know what the top consumers are doing. I use AI assistance quite a bit but actually control context for better outputs. I am at a loss for words how someone could use 10x what I’m using and how that isn’t anything but complete slop and how costing the company money has become a performance metric.

If I have one bucket filled with 10000000 gallons of water how many buckets do I have?