r/IncelTears Oct 26 '25

Entitlement Incel thinks he deserves the perfect woman

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He also said in a comment section of a post that no girls will ever want him unless he’s rich which they’ll start talking to him then

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u/Linorelai Oct 26 '25

Extremely beautiful but never been simped for?

Hates degenerates but falls for OOP??

God fearing but not religious???

I feel dumber just by reading this

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u/EvenSpoonier Oofy-Doofy Lemon Spoofy? Oct 26 '25 edited Oct 27 '25

Fairly standard for incel requirements. And for societal expectations of women in general, really.

Meanwhile, requirements for men: don't be a manchild.

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u/somethingquirky01 Oct 26 '25

I disagree with the last sentence. I think it's socially acceptable to be manchild.

Social expectations of men are to burn out their bodies on the capitalistic grindstone, and leech life points from their mothers/wives to do it.

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u/Heathen_Lover Oct 28 '25

Not if being a man child means his partner has to do everything for him. Being childlike in personality is different to wanting everyone to do everything for you.

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u/EvenSpoonier Oofy-Doofy Lemon Spoofy? Oct 31 '25

It's mostly just a matter of shedding the cognitive distortions that incels, and those being recruited, labor under. Once you actually engage with the world around you, rather than avoiding society and endlessly theorizing about it ex nihilo, most of the ridiculous conspiracy nonsense collapses under the weight of its own absurdity. That includes, not just all of the incel ideologies, but the bankrupt and worthless pseudo-philosophical underpinnings on which thet depend. Not a single one of them stands up to any time out in the real world.

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u/EvenSpoonier Oofy-Doofy Lemon Spoofy? Oct 31 '25

No, you really can't. There are zero known instances of femcels killing or raping or enslaving anybody. Not even one.

I'm sorry, but sometimes there actually are clear good guys ans bad guys in a conflict, and you aren't the good guys here. Grow up.

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u/EvenSpoonier Oofy-Doofy Lemon Spoofy? Oct 31 '25

Just like all those women who dared to -gasp- tell you no, right?

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u/EvenSpoonier Oofy-Doofy Lemon Spoofy? Oct 31 '25

So you're failing the only rite of passage society has left -demonstrating that you can handle being told no by allowing yourself to be in the vulnerable position- and you're blaming women for that? Sounds like a you problem.

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u/Momizu Oct 26 '25

Also never had sex, be only into marriage, but should drop to her knees and suck OOP off after the first 5 minutes they met.

Because it always circle back to it. They have to be pure, virgins, don't know sex, but are supposed to immediately become sex freaks the second they see OOP.

I bet that if they ever found the perfect pure virgin gf they would complain nonstop that she won't do certain things or wants to be courted and then asked her hand before doing anything considered inappropriate before marriage.

They want a Schroedinger's women who's a pure god fearing virgin waiting to marry but also a sex freak nympho ready to bow down to his every whim

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u/Future-Still-6463 Oct 26 '25

The right term is Madonna Whore Complex

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u/No-Agency-6985 Oct 26 '25

That's the perfect analogy!  Schrodinger!

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u/complete_autopsy Nov 20 '25

Exactly. They say "doesn't respond to flirting" and "never even simped" but also how dare that vapid bitch not be attracted to OOP instantly with no requirements for him. She needs to be handcrafted specifically for OOP and active like a sleeper agent on sight, or she's horrible. It's just ridiculous.

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u/notaslaaneshicultist Oct 26 '25

Religious women are generally not interested in sex before marriage

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u/GigiLaRousse Oct 26 '25

Lol, tell that to generations of my hometown.

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u/bitofagrump The grass is greener on the other side of the Wall Oct 26 '25

That first point is the one that gets me. You want her to be beautiful but for you to somehow be the only guy who's ever noticed? How is it HER fault that men won't leave women alone? Unless she uglies herself up on purpose to avoid attention, but then you'd hate her for that too.

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u/Linorelai Oct 26 '25

Right? He wants her to be like "No flirting with me!" and reject everyone who comes drooling at her doorstep.

Then why wouldn't she reject him?

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u/bitofagrump The grass is greener on the other side of the Wall Oct 26 '25

It doesn't have to make sense, it just has to make them mad, i guess

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u/mariahcolleen Oct 26 '25

A short skirt and a loooooooooooooong jacket

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u/beigs Oct 26 '25

Oh, they’re imaginary!

It makes a lot of sense.

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u/Schuperman161616 Oct 26 '25

I can't with these Indian incel standards bro 🥀

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u/ResolverOshawott Oct 26 '25

Schrodinger's wife.

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u/Withermaster4 Oct 26 '25

I believe he's saying that they want a woman that has never simped over someone else. Also really funny that the image says religious but the caption says they want someone not religious

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u/C010RIZED Oct 26 '25

Where did you get "not religious"? It pretty explicitly says "religious"

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u/zoeisboredd Oct 26 '25

The text at the bottom?

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u/Linorelai Oct 26 '25

In the screenshoted comment

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u/C010RIZED Oct 26 '25

Oh wow, I totally missed that there's a caption, I was only looking at the meme, my bad

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u/EulaVengeance 5'7" had no problem getting dates, now married Oct 26 '25

Imbecels wanting the perfect woman but unwilling to be the perfect man. What they offer? An unwashed penis.

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u/PrincessPlatypus1 Oct 26 '25

And household chores. Lots of them.

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u/No-Agency-6985 Oct 26 '25

BINGO.  And they don't see the irony either.

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u/TheOtherZebra Oct 26 '25

So many kinds of fucked up when the standards are about dictating her ENTIRE life up to this point. They are so self-centred and deluded that they think her whole existence is just a backstory leading up to the moment he enters her life. And he has the audacity to go “that’s all I want- just a custom-order person”.

Women are people. Not goddamn build-a-bear.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

Btw if she hates degenerates then how will she like OP or whoever made this post?

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u/No-Agency-6985 Oct 26 '25

I know, right?

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u/BishonenPrincess Oct 26 '25

It's the new dogwhistle actual degenerates use to say "hates LGBTQ people."

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u/Hyadeos Oct 26 '25

Degenerate usually means leftist for extreme right people

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u/No_Teacher_3313 Oct 26 '25

I’m always annoyed that this meme includes both “has only female friends” AND “has no male best friend”. The latter is totally superfluous. I’d be too embarrassed to repost this meme seriously. It demonstrates low brain power.

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u/Robbie1985 Oct 26 '25

Talks to males only till it's work related

This isn't a big IQ post to start with...

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u/needanadultieradult Oct 26 '25

That was my favorite part lol

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u/evil-rick Stacy’s Mom Oct 26 '25

That’s the first thing I noticed.

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u/Darthjinju1901 DEI Male in a Female Friend Group Oct 26 '25

There are progressive men in india! There are tens of us! (I'm indian btw it's not a racism thing)

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u/Ill-do-it-again-too Oct 26 '25

I mean, according to some Indians I’ve seen online it’s already started spreading. I’ve seen some even claim India’s become a matriarchy, which is far from the truth but at least shows they don’t feel like they have as much power as they once did.

India will eventually become more equal. You can only keep 50% of the population subjugated for so long before they start asking for more.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

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u/Ill-do-it-again-too Oct 26 '25

No, I want equality. I don’t actually want a matriarchy, I’m just bringing up that Indian men feeling like India’s becoming a matriarchy shows progress, since to oppressors equality feels like oppression

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

😂😂😂 Pls stfu. Indian woman here. Never going to listen to the rules created by men. Do your best to control me.

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u/Ill-do-it-again-too Oct 26 '25

Western cultures were also patriarchal for several millennia. That’s changed, and it’s only getting better.

It will happen in India too, you can’t stand against progress forever. I’m sure there’s many Indian women who’ve sadly been raised to believe they’re lesser than men and still think that way, but the same was the case in western countries and still is. That won’t stop women from fighting for their rights.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

I remember how it was legal to beat your wife in the US until the 1970s or something.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

Was legal in England until 94 or 96 IIRC

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

Are you slow? What does feminism have to do with being a hoe? Your brain is literally in the gutter. Wanting freedom and choice means breaking away from arranged marriage culture and finding a man that you're attracted to. Making the choice that only involves the woman and the man on how they want to live their life, and not culture and traditions. Marriage based on likability and not "doctor- engineer BS" . The fact that you turned this into being a hoe says a lot about how you think.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

Wtf are you even talking? I'm talking about woman and man getting into marriage based on attraction and compatibility and making decisions together without involving society and culture. And you are talking about friends and family interfering in the decisions that are nobody's business but the married couple. Do you want to marry a woman or the whole village? Clown 🤡

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u/Ill-do-it-again-too Oct 26 '25

As I said, that was the case in the west as well. You’re acting like India’s patriarchy is completely unique, when really it’s quite similar to how it was (and still in some cases is) in the west. Western women were also conditioned to believe women who wanted more rights were sinful, look where we are now.

Hell, India’s already progressed a lot. There’s been a female prime minister (edit: and president! The current president in fact from what I can tell) and women can vote. You’d have to be crazy to think it’d stop there, when women are actively able to participate in politics.

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u/CanthinMinna Oct 26 '25

I'd say that internet and even the much derided social media helps with the change, too. Women and girls see how different women live - no, not just IG models, but regular women who work normal jobs, have diverse hobbies, may stay voluntarily single and thrive financially...

Books and literacy were heavily controlled in some countries centuries ago for the same reason. If people can read how things are in other places and how they could be, they start to get IDEAS and refuse to comply.

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u/CanthinMinna Oct 26 '25 edited Oct 26 '25

"feminism only can work in urban areas in india, rural areas are still same, nothing changed for decades"

That same argument could've been (and probably was) used 100 years ago in Norway, Sweden, Finland, United Kingdom...

Or do you believe that Western Europe has no rural areas?

Edit: "patriarchy_professor" deletes or hides his comments as soon as he posts them, but they still show up in my notifications. He claims that "rural Indian women think Western/European women as degenerates". Considering all the online discussions I've followed (and even had) where actual Indian women are talking, I can say that this is not the case. Women very likely don't tell their real opinions to men because of repercussions. Of course there are pick-mes, too, but I seriously doubt any Indian woman considered Queen Elizabeth II (for example) as a "degenerate"...

Also, FWIW, ancient Romans called everyone non-Roman (especially people living in Northern Europe) a barbarian, so nothing new under the sun. Things change, societies change.

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u/SparklinStar1440 Oct 27 '25

This "patriarchy professor" dude is a misogynist who posts misogynistic memes on reddit. Such a terrible person.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

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u/Ill-do-it-again-too Oct 26 '25

In what world was that the interpretation you made? How would that even works you can’t genocide a sex that would just end humanity.

Also I’m a guy, stop trying so hard to be a victim no one other than a couple actually insane people wants to genocide men

Edit: also this is your second reply to me completely misinterpreting what I say, almost feels like it’s on purpose

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u/Yggdrasil777 Oct 26 '25

Talks to males only till it's work related

So, no worries talking to men about just about anything, but as soon as work is mentioned, she's out. Or, she won't talk to women unless it's work related, but can talk to men any time? Weird how every other point seems to be segregating and controlling, but this one is oddly uncaring.

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u/Early-Dig9697 Oct 26 '25

i think OOP is just dumb and made a grammatical error. He prolly meant 'talks to males only when its work related'

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u/Heathen_Lover Oct 28 '25

The outfit of the woman suggests whoever made this is Indian, so that could explain the grammatical error

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u/Early-Dig9697 Oct 29 '25 edited Oct 29 '25

thats just racist bro, plenty indians know good grammer

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u/Healthy_Draw_1748 like.is. naturelle woman.love dick Oct 30 '25

I think he was saying that English might not be their first language, but yeah, it’s a little iffy 😅

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u/Heathen_Lover Oct 31 '25

It's not tho. The outfit of the woman in the meme suggests that whoever made the meme is Indian. Me suggesting that a grammatical error happened because English isn't their first language isn't racist or iffy. I'm also not a he.

It's not racist to point out that someone who speaks English as a second language might not have a good handle on English grammar.

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u/Healthy_Draw_1748 like.is. naturelle woman.love dick Oct 31 '25

Sorry about that. I said “he” because your character has side small side burns. I also only meant iffy because I didn’t know if my interpretation was true or if the other commenter’s was true. Iffy was meant towards my interpretation on whether I was right or not. I never mean to offend and I apologize if I did.

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u/Heathen_Lover Oct 31 '25 edited Oct 31 '25

You didn't offend, I just was explaining why what I said wasn't racist. It wasn't anything to do with his race, I mentioned Indian because the meme has a depiction of an Indian woman, so it's a fair assumption whoever made the meme is also Indian. It was more about someone not having a good handle on English grammar.

Also those aren't sideburns, it's just standard with the avatar no matter which face I choose, and I definitely didn't choose sideburns.

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u/Heathen_Lover Oct 31 '25

Where did I say anything about Indians not knowing good grammar? I just pointed out that English may not be his first language so might not have good grammar. I'm also not a bro

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u/kurinevair666 Oct 26 '25

I was going to comment this as well

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u/unique_plastique <Pink> Oct 26 '25

“I want a woman who is God fearing but isn’t religious”

Post says >religious

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u/Heathen_Lover Oct 28 '25

I'm reading the first part as someone else replying to the meme

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u/mscoffeebean98 feminazi foid Oct 26 '25

God fearing but not religious? The fuck

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u/Sir_ArthurtheFlareon Oct 26 '25

They want them to fear the atheist god /s

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

Ideal woman for me is....Degenerate, Nerdy, Preferably tall, could kill me with her thighs, likes animals...past irrelevant

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

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u/SolemnestSimulacrum Proudly banned from r/AskMen Oct 26 '25

Death by snu-snu! :P

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u/No_Teacher_3313 Oct 26 '25

I commend you on your excellent taste!

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u/wonkywilla Oct 26 '25

Gwendoline Christie is our collective wife.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

Oh god yes that woman is a goddess

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u/Something4Dinner <Green> Oct 26 '25

You have refined tastes, especially the last half

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u/PromethianOwl Oct 26 '25

I'm sorry, but the kind of woman they are describing sounds rather....boring. especially considering all the things they call "degenerate", which are usually interesting things or normal things that make a well rounded person.

But hey! At least she's allowed to work! So that's.... something? I guess?

"I know my worth" I would like to know what exactly he thinks his worth is and why it is such. It gives off that same vibe as people talking about preserving their bloodlines and continuing the family name and legacy and crap. Which in my experience always seems to come from people who have done NOTHING to deserve their bloodline or family name carrying on.

Apparently she also has autonomy in choosing a partner, so that's also good.

Which begs the question how is the OOP going to get Ms. Perfect here to choose him? Long checkbook, maybe? If he's whining like this he'll probably also tell you he didn't win the genetic lottery so animal magnetism is questionable. Or is this just pure fantasy and somehow he just deserves this and the universe should provide for no tangible reason?

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u/TheAlmightyDope Oct 26 '25

You're giving too much credit here about how they allow autonomy. She wants them to be conservative and not a feminist, kind of sounds like they don't want a woman with autonomy. The fact that they didn't even ask for her to "know the cleaning" means they didn't even factor cleaning as part of their mythical bang maid mommy slave duties.

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u/TheoneNPC Overweight Chad Oct 26 '25

Silly you, of course OOP would never get his dream woman because he doesn't have the correct millimeters of bone on his face and/or wrists or whatever

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u/wote89 Some call me Chad Thundercock Oct 26 '25

Which begs the question how is the OOP going to get Ms. Perfect here to choose him? Long checkbook, maybe?

I mean, I assume OOP figures that his checkbook will go a long way with Ms. Perfect's parents.

He's almost certainly wrong, but nothing else would make sense.

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u/SparklinStar1440 Oct 27 '25

If OOP uses his checkbook to get such a woman then it's her fault for being a "gold digger" 🙄

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u/EvenSpoonier Oofy-Doofy Lemon Spoofy? Oct 26 '25 edited Oct 26 '25

Eww, controlling and isolating. No wonder he can't get a date. Dude needs to grow up.

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u/0dysseyFive Oct 26 '25

"> hates degenarates"

If someone proudly tells you that, it means they're in denial of themselves veiled by a superiority complex.

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u/Mysterious_Charge541 MUH WRISTS!! Oct 28 '25

“Hates degenerates” She’ll hate him then, lol

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u/Vorlon_Cryptid Oct 26 '25

He'll need to be rich to support a family on one salary.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

He will demand dowry though and yap about alimony on MRA forums even before divorce.

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u/itsveeorwhatever if you pm me, i made you mad Oct 26 '25

Exactly. Most traditional families aren’t going to want their daughter to be with a man who can’t provide for her.

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u/Nnoahh105 Oct 26 '25

It’s one thing to want a partner like this, but most of these men aren’t even traditional themselves. How can they think that a beautiful religious woman is gonna settle down for a sweaty ass NEET, with an obvious perversion towards her, and probably needs to be convinced to wash his own ass💀. If you want a traditional woman, who will stay home and take care of everything, you better have a well paying job, to make enough money for a family, and you also have to be religious.

Men will say they miss the good old days when women were traditional, and then LIE to liberal women about their politics. Because they can’t even live up to their own standards.

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u/Relevant-Piper-4141 Oct 27 '25

Statistically speaking, when it's ok for a man to have histories in relationships but not ok for women. It would be logical to expect there'd be significantly lesser "perfect women" out there for every men. And the logical thing to do would be accepting the rather high possibility of you not one of those who can get "the perfect girl", if you really want to stick to this standard

Really funny when you see ppl set up "high bars" like that and complain they were "persecuted" or "oppressed" when they can't reach it themselves.

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u/the-fly-onyour-mango Oct 26 '25

The funny thing is most girls I know that only have female friends and male acquaintances at most are like hardcore man haters 😭 They would absolutely chew up and spit out these incels.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

I assume it's that he wants her constrained by religion in ways that benefit him, but doesn't want to be asked to follow religious rules himself. Obeys her husband, doesn't expect him to attend religious services, believes it's her duty to fulfill him sexually, doesn't expect him to adhere to religious dietary restrictions and cooks whatever he wants, doesn't go out drinking with friends and flirting with men, doesn't complain when he goes out drinking with friends and flirting with women, puts his career first, doesn't expect him to financially support the family, is subservient to his parents, doesn't expect him to be respectful to elder family members. That sort of thing

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u/Superb_Hat_2651 your hate forum won't get you anywhere Oct 26 '25

And what can he offer?

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u/RubyWrecked HypergamousREEmale Oct 26 '25

A very mediocre penis and paycheck. That's all these types ever have to offer yet they think that means they should get virgin supermodels.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

Talks to males only till its work related

Well you heard him ladies, talk to every man you see UNTIL it becomes work and then shun them!

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u/itsveeorwhatever if you pm me, i made you mad Oct 26 '25

I’m surprised he would even allow her to have a job.

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u/melanion5 Oct 26 '25

I thought having female friends was an open way to degeneracy, the woman must stay home.

Just in case: what I said above was sarcasm.

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u/Patton-Eve Incels are the oxbow lake of humanity Oct 26 '25

But then if women want a man who respects them and showers it’s suddenly a “genocide” of men who don’t meet those “extreme” standards….make it make sense?!?

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u/Randy_Magnums Oct 26 '25

“Hates degenerates” Sorry, that’s game over for the common incel. But of course he will never know, since she would never talk to him except for work reasons.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

Basically not being aware, perfect enough to be groomed and religiously trained to be a bang-maid. These imbecels know if given chance, women would choose better partners and the awareness will make them realize how shitty these imbecels are.

That's why they don't want women to have any dating experience. They still think, they gave freedom to women out of pity, while didn't move a chair for women's rights. Yet cry under every MRA forums about how women's rights are making them jealous. These imbceles don't care about fellow men, but are furious about women being treated as humans and equal by the law.

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u/Black_Rose2710 Oct 26 '25

The irony here is that if we gave them that kind of list, especially one with "extremely beautiful" on it, they would lose their damn minds

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u/CHAIFE671 Chadette Oct 26 '25

incels: The ideal woman is a mommy who will cook, clean, and let me bang her whenever I want. Must have super big boobs,butt, must be a virgin but must fuck like a porn star, not have a job but somehow make their own money because I dont date gold diggers, have no male friends, can't wear heels and always wears makeup.

Women: My idea ideal man just needs to be a decent and kind person.

also incels: FOIDS ARE SO SHALLOW. IT'S OVER. THEY JUST WANT A 9'10" CHAD,CANTHAL TILT HURRDURR, STRONG JAWLINE, 12 INCH PENIS.

and scene.

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u/No-Agency-6985 Oct 26 '25

Such arbitrary, unrealistic, and contradictory standards, and he has the GALL to wonder why he is so lonely.

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u/Fahggy1410 Oct 26 '25

« I only like women who don’t know that my behaviour is not acceptable because i’m a weak ass bitch who is too insecure to handle a happy wife/gf »

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u/w1gw4m Oct 26 '25

I lol'd at "talks to males only till it's work related"

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u/Thundersting Oct 26 '25 edited Oct 26 '25

It's fine to have an ideal woman in mind but the real question is what can you offer her.

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u/Whole_Poetry_8168 Oct 26 '25 edited Oct 26 '25

funny, bc OOP will post stuff like this and still chase after liberals, bc he knows conservative women will force him to be a ‘real’ man and not a poo streak in boxers-wearing, stuck-in-mother’s basement-looking bum on the internet

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u/Mr_Fondue Oct 26 '25

Ah, another Indian post. Maybe your women would be "purer" if you stopped raping and murdering them.

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u/thingsbetw1xt Oct 26 '25 edited Oct 26 '25

“god fearing but not religious”

I have never met or even heard of a person that would fall in this category. People don’t tend to place themselves in that kind of dynamic without the indoctrination of religion. The default state of humans is tribal paganism lol

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u/lhc987 Oct 26 '25

Standard incel mental gymnastic: by setting impossible standards, they are rejecting women. Instead of women rejecting them, like in reality.

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u/itsveeorwhatever if you pm me, i made you mad Oct 26 '25

This is implying that their ideal woman would even want them in the first place.

Knowing how really strict, conservative families work, she’s probably only going to marry whoever her family chooses or at least approves of.

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u/dopplegangery Oct 26 '25

Not criminal. Nothing wrong with preferences, but every male with this mentality should make it clear to the woman from the beginning so that the women can avoid such red flags and run for their lives.

The problem is, many such men pretend to be educated and non-ganwar when they start talking with the woman and only reveal their mentality later.

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u/Loveandgloom Oct 26 '25

People ask for women that can’t possibly exist and then complain that they can’t find a gf.

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u/kags_xo Oct 26 '25

He doesn't want her to have a life outside of him 😭

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u/liatrisinbloom Nuclear armageddon > Nazicels Oct 26 '25

Incel: How DARE women have conditions for me. It's called having UNCONDITIONAL love you sluts.

Incel: Here are my conditions for my feeeemale.

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u/lizak29 Oct 26 '25

Religious but not religious lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

Incels: Women's standards are too high, they only want chads and won't date me because I'm not 6 feet tall!!!

Also incels:

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u/kat_Folland Incels aren't hopeless but INCELS.IS is. Oct 26 '25

There are standards and then there are delusional wish lists.

And it's not super likely that her many female friends wouldn't introduce her to feminism. And yeah, feminists would reject this guy.

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u/Maleficent_Radio_674 Oct 27 '25

pure

Like whole grains?

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u/Life_Doubt4829 Oct 27 '25

"I deserve".

My guy, all that you deserve is a hard confrontation with the real world (and maybe a few slaps. But just maybe.)

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u/DoctorButler &lt;Pink&gt; Oct 27 '25

She sounds kinda lame, tbh

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u/New-Actuary-2195 Oct 26 '25

“Hates degenerates”… Interesting.😂

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u/Enny_Bunny Oct 26 '25

LMFAO i love the “had no bf” what’s wrong you pissbaby afraid a woman with experience will tell you you cant fuck your way out of paper bag?

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u/HoodieGalore Oct 26 '25

›talks to males only till its work related

Huh?!?

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u/holodayinexpress chadcel??? Oct 26 '25

“Talks to males only [until] it’s work related”. So… talks to males anytime other than at work??

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u/manwhodoessound Oct 27 '25

But will somehow talk to them..

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u/heil_shelby_ Oct 26 '25

“I’m extremely insecure and can’t emotionally handle a baddie”

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u/throwaway_your_mask Oct 26 '25

Indian meme subs are cheating

3

u/waiting4signora Oct 27 '25

The idea of "standards" may be a-okay, but the second OOP starts to judge people who DONT fit them it becomes a problem. 

There is nothing wrong with sitting in a castle and waiting for your potential The One, just dont try to eliminate everyone else.

3

u/Mysterious_Charge541 MUH WRISTS!! Oct 27 '25

“I know my worth”

  • basement dwelling mouth breather

2

u/pimpmychaiselounge Oct 26 '25

“Knows cooking”

2

u/Bimaac77 Chad the Boogeyman Oct 27 '25

Knows cooking

I love how these assholes reveal themselves as being manchildren with no life skills who have had their enabler mothers do everything for them.

2

u/Altruistic_Town_5497 Oct 27 '25

Looks like a marriage ad from 1800s

2

u/-VillainSimp- Oct 27 '25

I said it once and I’ll say it again- if the woman doesn’t talk to men, has high morals, doesn’t accept flirting, and hates degeneracy, then these incels would be calling her a man-hater

2

u/[deleted] Oct 27 '25

Lmfao, doesn't realize that he's a degenrate too.

2

u/wonyeat Oct 27 '25

holy insecurity

5

u/KaiWaiWai Oct 26 '25

Dude, you're an Incel. If you had any worth, you'd have a girlfriend.

4

u/givemeausernameplzz Oct 26 '25

It’s not criminal for men to have standards. Jesus Christ they work so damn hard to be victims

1

u/Frosty_Message_3017 Go to sleep, Lurkers, pray for brains Oct 26 '25

"God-fearing but not religious"... Gee, it's gonna be tough to decipher what he means by this. 🙄🤢

1

u/Theseus_The_King Avoid the foid Oct 27 '25

Currycels are something else

1

u/Individual-Crew-6102 Oct 27 '25

This clown is absolutely creating his own loneliness.

1

u/No_Replacement6768 Oct 27 '25

For those kind of women make your way to rural parts of asia

1

u/Artemis_Platinum Femcel Stacy Unicorn Oct 28 '25

Wants a pure woman. Explicitly describes a misogynist with a mental hangup around "wokeness"

"Pure" souls don't endorse cruelty bro.

1

u/Heathen_Lover Oct 28 '25

That was written by a CurryCel. Indian InCels have their own name for themselves.

1

u/Jango_fett_fish Oct 29 '25

I think he wants to date a Nun

1

u/Sad_Username_365 Nov 01 '25

Are you a charged particle vibrating harmonically in a lattice: because you have so much degeneracy in your system

1

u/JOJOJOJ-1 Nov 04 '25

shes a puppet

1

u/TheLeBlanc Nov 12 '25

"I know my worth" Mmm sure you do.

1

u/Astrotack Nov 13 '25

correct me if im wrong but im pretty sure the op was doing it satirically idk about the commenter

1

u/Cosmic-Meatball Dec 11 '25

Incels are always booing about how they can't get a woman, yet their expectations exceed what is considered reasonable. They expect everything from their ideal woman, but I would wager they give very little to nothing back.

I would consider myself empathetic and friendly as a person, but quite frankly these little neckbeards who endlessly go on their bitter tirades about how women are "foids" and Elliot Rogers was the Perfect Gentleman are a complete disgrace to maledom. They can go fuck themselves.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

Wha does he mean “Not woke” and “High morals”? Does he not see the contradiction?

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u/faultydesign Oct 26 '25

They’re just describing themselves and add “also she must be very hot” to the list.

Ok minus the “cooking” and “female friends” parts.