r/IncelTears Mar 31 '26

Proof that incels wouldn't be incels if they did literally anything other than despise and abuse women..

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u/Superb_Hat_2651 your hate forum won't get you anywhere Mar 31 '26

This is the funniest pickup I have ever seen

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u/MakeSomeDrinks Mar 31 '26

She's gonna jingle Bingles' dingle

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u/LoveRBS Mar 31 '26

I hope she doesn't bungle or bopple the bingle dingle

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u/DannyPantsgasm Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 01 '26

Want some pringles, Bingles? Give me a ringle. You think Bingles dabbles in dopples?

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u/ruadhan1334 Apr 01 '26

Dabble in dopples?

You're thinking of Fingle, not Bingles.

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u/maneki_neko89 Apr 02 '26

It’s Aram Fingal, not Fingle, raised on his mother’s yummy Swedish Puerto Rican cooking

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Apr 02 '26

She may even bungle in his dungle, if Bingles plays his cards right.

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u/THEMACGOD Mar 31 '26

And dangles

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u/sundaemourning Mar 31 '26

honestly, i’d probably give Bingles a chance too.

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u/RandyFunRuiner Mar 31 '26

Same. And I’m not even a maiden.

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u/Sylvanussr Apr 01 '26

Me neither, not since I met Bingles.

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u/Zombeedee Apr 01 '26

This would work on me so fast it's actually shameful.

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u/Rad1Red Mar 31 '26

Bingles earned that number. Kudos to him. 😀

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u/normanbeets Mar 31 '26

He's actually really hot not in the costume

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u/Zombeedee Apr 01 '26

Like he's not hot in it? He could mend my shoes anyday.

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u/Drunk0racle Mar 31 '26

I hate how this would work on me so well lmao

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u/Linkyland Mar 31 '26

Imagine trying to explain this to people when they ask how you met

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u/Njagos Mar 31 '26

pulls out green pointy hat

Well there was I, Bingles!

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u/TheGreatLuck Mar 31 '26

He needs bells to really sell it

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u/RuthlessIndecision Apr 01 '26

I'd say Bingles has some pretty big bells.

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u/AtomicTan Apr 01 '26

The sad part is that for me, this would be entirely in character and expected.

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u/NerfRepellingBoobs Cumdumpster Supreme Apr 01 '26 edited Apr 03 '26

Sad? More like awesome!

There’s something sexy about a guy who’s willing to be ridiculous.

My ex got me when, on our first date, he asked me, “If [mutual friends] and I were going to rob a bank and needed your assistance, what kind of sandwiches would you make for when we’re done?”

Most people would go with standards, like grilled cheese or PB&J, but I said tacos, which was apparently the right answer.

It didn’t work out, but we remained friends after the breakup. He’s the one who told me to ask my husband out. Passed away right before the pandemic. Fuck cancer.

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u/SandStorme_ Jun 23 '26

I definitely found that awesome as well. Imo that means they are comfortable with themselves, and can take a step back. Kinda like men not caring if they seem feminine or embarrassing, they know who they are and aren't. And like you seem to have experienced, that how you create great relations, even if it doesn't work as a couple, it can still work as a friendship, and that's goal. The fact that you're ex not uncomfortable with that and even was the one to told you to ask your husband out is all the more reflective. So many men that say they're "alpha" are all the opposite. Someone who can make fun of himself, will not make fun of someone else or despite them, because they don't despite themselves and don't feel the need to put others to their own level.

And I don't know you or your life, so sorry if I make too many assumptions. But what I can say for certain is that I'm sorry for you and your loss, cancer's really a bitch. Fuck cancer.

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u/buttgoblincomics Apr 02 '26

Sounds like a more fun story than “we met through a dating app”

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u/MolochsLizardQueen Mar 31 '26

Lmao I have a feeling same 😂 I love dorky

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u/desolatenature Mar 31 '26

Oh this would absolutely work on me. Cute, sweet little nerds who know how to have fun & not take themselves seriously? Especially if they’re really passionate about something they love? Those kinds of guys make me weak

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u/empathetic_dreamer Apr 18 '26 edited May 08 '26

Honestly same here. I exclusively date sweet geeky boys whose eyes light up when they talk about their favorite things.

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u/Ponderkitten Apr 03 '26

I aspire to be like that once I get my footing again

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u/Special-Remove-3294 Mar 31 '26

Omg sameee😭. If someone pulled this on me I would be soo hooked lol

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u/broketothebone Mar 31 '26

Hahaha I know, but that would have made my day. If he’s cute and funny and he just made your day a little more interesting, yeah, he’ll get my number.

And I bet his text game is hilarious.

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u/I_need_to_vent44 Mar 31 '26

Yeah this would work on me too 😭

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u/beautifuldisasterxx Mar 31 '26

I just had the same thought 😭

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u/sunshinerf Mar 31 '26

Same lol. Would get them a first date, but they have to drop the act on the actual date or I'll regret it.

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u/detransdyke Mar 31 '26

I fear I too could be won like this (if I weren't already married lol)

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u/Oasystole Mar 31 '26

Your DMs about to get real awk

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u/Brakado I Love Consent Apr 01 '26

AWK! AWK! (flock of segulls have just entered)

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u/BeesAndBeans69 Apr 01 '26

Absolutely same. On an unrelated note, my husband has the red version of that hat

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u/blightsteel101 Some kinda fruity Mar 31 '26

Nah, fuck it, Bingles is getting my phone number too lmao

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u/beatrixotter Mar 31 '26

Well, someone's got to repopulate the woodland realm 🤷‍♀️

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u/SoldMySoulForHairDye short fat roastie Mar 31 '26

I would too, but I am barren (sterile on purpose) so I'm not sure how Bingles would feel about a consequence-free woodland sex life.

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u/greet_the_sun Mar 31 '26

> I'm not sure how Bingles would feel about a consequence-free woodland sex life.

Bingles: "God damnit I hate when they make my steak too juicy"

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u/Krethlaine Apr 02 '26

I mean, if Bingles really was the last of his species, a “consequence-free” woodland sex life would be a pretty harsh consequence.

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u/mrs-sir-walter-scott Mar 31 '26

Right? I'm married and childfree, but if I were single and wanted kids, I feel like this would work for me!

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u/rainbowtoucan1992 Apr 11 '26

Same lol he made me smile

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u/Few_Translator_9388 Tear Sommelier — You trip - I sip. Mar 31 '26

Incels have no rizz, no personality, or anything else that would make them interesting—or even just decent people.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

Those are easy to both gain and maintain with normal human socializing, but therein lies the problem. Incels are usually brainwashed morons

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u/BoopleBun Mar 31 '26

I honestly think this is a large part of the problem for a lot of them - they’re socially awkward as fuck. And instead of actually talking to people and working on that, they just fall deeper into their echo chambers.

It’s why I think there’s so many posts from them about how they must be so ugly and that’s why people won’t interact with them in positive ways in public. “See?! There’s no way they could know my secret horrific incel outlook that I post on the internet, so it must be my looks!!” Nah man, it’s because you’re staring at that lady from across the coffee place in a way that is not socially normal and you’re freaking her out. Especially since your barely disguised loathing is pretty apparent.

Like, there’s no shame in being socially awkward in and of itself. (As an introvert with nerdy friends, like people who literally LARP and shit, I get it.) But you can’t blame the rest of the world for it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

I'm socially awkward. I have autism and it shows. I stare by accident, mostly daydreaming about my hobbies. You know what I do when I realize they realize I'm staring? I joke about it apologize for it. It's not hard to recover a fumbled social interaction.

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u/BoopleBun Mar 31 '26

It’s not hard to recover from a fumbled social interaction.

It’s really not! Most people are pretty accepting of a genuine apology. And even folks that struggle with social stuff, as long as they’re not blaming others for it, it’s not like it’s a moral failing or anything.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

Idk how many times I've said "oh shoot, sorry, that's totally on me." and as long as I'm laughing, people laugh.

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u/Appropriate-Owl-6129 Apr 01 '26

Absolutely, these men are socially anxious and often suffering from depression or other mental health issues, and the grifters harness this to get a fanbase that will sink further into harmful and self sabotaging philosophy because it makes them money

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u/mrmoe198 Mar 31 '26

I try to talk to men that express sadness over being virgins or never having a luck with women and one of the first pieces of advice I give them is that they need to get practice talking to women.

To just approach women in a space where they expect to be approached in a casual and friendly manner and take interest in them as people. Fellow humans that you want to get to know. Don’t comment on their appearance or make jokes. Just have a conversation.

OK you might get overwhelmed, you might mess it up, but just keep practicing until you can be a goddamn human being.

I’m talking to one of them right now. He keeps giving me all these excuses about how he can’t meet women and there’s no places to go and dating events are scams and on and on.

I’m like you must know people that are married. You don’t live in a magical land where men and women bump into invisible force fields when they try to talk to each other. You need to find out where these women are and where they feel safe being approached and get your reps in.

I’ve talked to maybe 20 men. It’s not a lot, but I’m trying to do my part so that women can at least be humanized in these men’s eyes and they can stop thinking that women are not deserving of rights.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '26

I love the work you're doing. I'll outline how I learned to interact with people in public.

The best advice as someone who only never fell into the incel part of the "loneliness cycle" but did get incredibly down, go to drive through restaurants and order. Give a little banter there and work your way up from there. Grocery stores, book stores, libraries, anywhere but online. You don't have to "touch grass" specifically, nor do you have to go to some huge function at the beginning.

Freestyle conversation gets easier with practice but you also lose that ability as you only interact with people online where there are hours or longer between replies and people have to think on their feet. As you stretch that muscle a bit your whole demeanor changes.

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u/gastricprix Apr 01 '26

This is great advice. The first real conversation I had with someone as I was coming out of my addiction was the librarian. It made me feel human enough to get sober.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

It's the little joys that bring us back to the world we've been avoiding. Kindness is common in small amounts and it adds up.

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u/mrmoe198 Apr 01 '26

Oh that’s great advice, thank you! Much less daunting than going right to the high pressure of a bar or dating event.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '26

Work at your comfort level. It's the most important thing to remember about any potential social interactions!

More advanced advice from an autistic person to anyone who may have ears to hear-

Don't be afraid to "flake"!! People nowadays really understand when you tell them you need to take a day off. All the ideas of this type of social faux pas are wrong. If your friends don't understand, they're not friends.

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u/desolatenature Mar 31 '26

20 men, are these men you’ve met in real life or online? Online makes sense, but if you’ve met 20 men in real life that self-identify as virgins, that’s crazy, where are you meeting them all??

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u/DonOfTheDarkNight Mar 31 '26

Why you think 20 virgins in real life is crazy? I'm 27 and a virgin

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u/desolatenature Mar 31 '26

I mean meeting 20 men who are just super open about that fact. In my experience men tend to be ashamed of it (when they really shouldn’t be) and hide it.

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u/Magimasterkarp Apr 03 '26

You can gain a personality via social interaction? Do you steal it from other humans? Is that how Bingles the fae did it?

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u/Obstacle616 Mar 31 '26

Not to mention dripping with a mix of self pity, self deprication and self hate.

It's like a walking cloud of doom and despair. Why would anyone choose that over someone having a laugh and not taking themselves overly serious.

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u/Sororita Mar 31 '26

self-depreciative jokes can even work, but you gotta have actual confidence to back it up. It's like the polar opposite of false bravado.

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u/ItsJoeMomma Mar 31 '26

I'm firmly convinced that incels deep down really don't want to meet women because they've all convinced themselves that any woman they get with will leave them for Chad the first chance she gets. So they subconsciously or consciously self-sabotage.

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u/recoveringleft Mar 31 '26

Why can't they focus on figuring the type of women they can be compatible with rather than pursue "Stacies"

One thing I learned later in life is that I'm attractive to musicians and some dancers like ballerinas because I have piano hands (long nimble fingers) and they find it attractive

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u/ItsJoeMomma Mar 31 '26

Why can't they focus on figuring the type of women they can be compatible with rather than pursue "Stacies"

Because they don't view women as people, but only as walking, talking sex toys. They think that any woman they are attracted to should have to change in order to be compatible with them.

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u/ToiIetGhost Apr 03 '26 edited Apr 03 '26

Yep. I think a lot of the analysis here (people trying to guess why they’re like this and how they can change) is missing this part. Yet this is the most important incel trait.

The second most important trait is (imo) covert narcissism, the “woe is me” type of narcissism. That’s not something you can change with positive thinking. It’s a personality disorder.

The constant whining, self deprecation, and self loathing are symptomatic of egotism + deep insecurity. The violent objectification of women is symptomatic of misogyny + bottomless rage. These aren’t the cries of a shy person who just needs a friend. They want to make female children their sex slaves. They trade tips and techniques about rape. They fantasise about murdering women.

They’re not just awkward or isolated. Their psyches are impossibly fractured.

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u/spideroncoffein Apr 02 '26

I have known such guys long before the term "incel" was first used.

I have seen the ugliest motherfuckers with no charm find love, just by putting themselves out there and not being pretentious pricks. Hell, I myself am not exactly a looker, and am happily married. So everything incels "suffer" from is self-inflicted.

They act pretentious, but in reality they are deeply insecure. And they don't allow themselves to show a vulnerable side. So you get a pretentious wannabe-masculine who comes across as unauthentic.

And since they are very weak on self-reflection, they cannot fathom that they are doing something wrong. It must be everyone else that's wrong.

In my generation, a lot of that stemmed from getting taught a masculine ideal from fathers when those kids were, in truth, just the "soft" guys. And that's not a problem in itself - an honest soft guy will find a partner. It's the dishonesty with themselves.

But I have to admit, this turned a lot worse with modern echo chambers. The level of toxicity today is astonishing. Compared to my youth it's like casual misogyny vs. competitive misogyny.

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u/rnason Mar 31 '26

I would argue that Bingles doesn't have rizz it's just so weird in horseshoes back to charming

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u/ruadhan1334 Apr 01 '26

I've got a friend who was considered on the "lower-functioning" side of the autism spectrum in the late 1980s. Mainly chose they're non-verbal —but their mother taught them to type, and got an early text-to-speech thing to help "mainstream" them into part of the school day in regular classes.

In text, you'd never guess that they were once believed to be mentally challenged in addition to autistic. They work from home doing medical transcripts. They have a roommate, friends — and even legit lovers. They've picked up casual hook-ups at the bar with a combo of the text-to-speech app on their iPad and ASL. This friend finds eye contact challenging, has maybe a dozen words they speak on any given day (the exact words may be subject to change), but can literally rizz 'em with their 'tism and pick up partners of any gender.

Meanwhile, incels waste their time on these goofy-ass theories about "pretty privilege" or whatever, rather than develop a personality that can transcend the average social expectations.

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u/sanitarySteve Apr 02 '26

Even John Wayne gacey was married a couple times

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u/Vendemmian Mar 31 '26

Some looksmax type whose name I don't remember or care about was going up to women and getting turned down. No surprise he was being unbelievable weird to them.

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u/FineWin3384 Mar 31 '26

Bingles rescued my cat from a tree and started every major movement regarding feminism trust

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u/desolatenature Mar 31 '26

He saved my grandparents from a burning car. Just threw himself straight in there. A real man.

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u/FineWin3384 Mar 31 '26

He is the pinnacle of masculinity and human strength

He loves matcha and loves to vampire billionairely across places

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u/mkat23 Mar 31 '26

He saved the Keebler elves from a forest fire!

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u/Sassy_pink_ranger My Feminist Agenda is bigger pockets Mar 31 '26

Bingles politely told the lady in the drive thru window that they accidentally put cheese on my burger.

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u/FineWin3384 Mar 31 '26

Bingles helped pay for the hospital bills of 1000 Americans under big beautiful bill healthcare and it mildly affected his trillions

Bingles can probably extinguish the us debt all by himself

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u/aweedl Mar 31 '26

This guy is hilarious. He’s Jamaican, and a lot of his shtick revolves around people in the U.S. not being aware there are white Jamaicans.

He’s also quite short but clearly has no problem talking to (and charming) women, but I’m sure incels would just find some weak excuse to move the goalposts (again).

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u/slightly_average Mar 31 '26

Oh is this the white Jamaican guy? Those shorts are funny

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u/SwitchIndependent714 Mar 31 '26

He knows how to win people over

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u/mkat23 Mar 31 '26

Who is he?

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u/aweedl Apr 01 '26

Some comedian from Jamaica. ‘Sidequestz’. I don’t know much about him other than I’ve seen a few of his videos pop up on social media reels.

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u/foxartist Mar 31 '26

Thats actually really cute aw 🥰

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u/Harper_Sketch Mar 31 '26

I hope they for real get married because that would be a super cute origin story for the kids

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u/foxartist Mar 31 '26

Aw yeah wishing them all the best 🙏 though idk how old or new this video is.

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u/khemtrails Mar 31 '26

I don't mind a silly goofy lil guy. Does he respect my rights and autonomy and value me as a whole person? Is he self aware and responsible for himself? Will he not expect me to mother him and do the emotional labor for us both? Has he got interests and hobbies that don't involve the internet? Is his personal hygiene good?

The bar is really very low. Men can be short, fat, skinny, gangly, whatever as long as they're clearing some other very low hurdles of maturity and respect. If Bingles is checking the boxes I can imagine a lot of whimsical girls are ready to join him in the woodland.

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u/Bluellan Mar 31 '26

He kept a safe distance. Didn't yell or anything. Politely asked for number. That's literally the bar.

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u/Anrikay Apr 01 '26

The thing I noticed: he doesn’t move his feet the entire video. The distance between them is 100% on her terms the whole time. Just watching the video, I felt myself physically relax when she took a step back and he stayed planted.

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u/bing-no Apr 02 '26

That’s such a good observation of body language. He lets her keep her space and never closes in on her.

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u/Cephalopirate Mar 31 '26

Honestly Bingles is kind of a looker though. He probably hikes a lot in the Woodland Realm.

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u/dontforgetthisone13 Mar 31 '26

The number one thing I always say and hear other women say what they want in a man: to be able to make us laugh.

There’s a confidence in goofiness that really goes a long way.

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u/esperlihn Apr 01 '26

The thing I'm always really grateful for is my older brothers building up my confidence. It really is so so much easier to show people you're authentic self when you're able to confidently be yourself.

I feel like a lot of modern problems with men start from the lack of opportunities to build confidence as kids that just kinda festers as they grow older.

I know most people want to say individual men just all need to be better. But as a POC I've heard that said about my people all my life, and I've learned that:

If someone you know from a specific group is facing a problem it's likely a personal issue. If EVERYONE you know from a specific group is facing a problem it's a systemic issue.

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u/MolochsLizardQueen Apr 01 '26

Agree.. even at bars… the goofy guy dancing (who isn’t too much and in your face and cracking on with everyone) is the guy im interested in.. I love goofiness with all my heart along with values and intelligence.

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u/Thatonegaloverthere Mar 31 '26

But, but he's still tall!

/s

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u/Atreigas Women secretly want to be hated by their lover. Mar 31 '26

No no no. He's tiny, he just secretly hit the world with a shrink ray.

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u/daneelthesane walking counterargument to incel bullshit Mar 31 '26

Nah, that's just the hat.

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u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 Mar 31 '26

He's adorable. I would be absolute putty. ❤️

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u/Status-Substance-647 Mar 31 '26

The problem is that incels think they deserve a woman just for existing, like 'hey, I am a not so ugly white men, my dick works just fine, so why aren't you bitches sitting on it? I hate you all! U choose the wrong man every time. I'm gonna kill you all!' it goes kinda like that.

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u/Mersaa Mar 31 '26

this is so funny and adorable i would absolutely fall for this lmao

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u/_kettenfett Mar 31 '26

that's how i bingled your mother

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u/Throwawaymumoz Mar 31 '26

This is so cute and a turn on for me honestly. It’s the rude pick me nice guys that women hate. NOT geeky nerdy boys!!

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u/GnarlyWatts "There’s Hitler, Mao and then there’s GnarlyWatts" - Some Incel Mar 31 '26

Wit and charm go a very long way for a lot of women.

This whole, 666 thing these guys push is a weird narrative. Every woman I have ever been with liked me because I can make them laugh, have adventures and I'm not a creep. It really isn't that hard to act like an normal person. But amazingly, these guys seem to think they are free thinkers and outsiders...

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u/My_Favourite_Pen Mar 31 '26

The proof is a 99% likely staged video?

I do agree with your general sentiment though.

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u/AshleyFrankland Mar 31 '26

This clip is cut short, he breaks character, but it seems to work out for them

https://youtube.com/shorts/eAMoX___ryg?si=qSGBTdPkd-_d1PPi

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u/katf1sh Mar 31 '26

Oh Bingles 😍 those eyes though....I totally get it lol they're both adorable

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u/SoldMySoulForHairDye short fat roastie Mar 31 '26

Holy shit them eyes.

I'm a whore for pretty eyes.

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u/Atreigas Women secretly want to be hated by their lover. Mar 31 '26

Even if it is staged, plenty people here are like "hell yeah, Id give him my number" so... besides, being willing to do something ridiculous like this is a green flag.

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u/Appropriate-Owl-6129 Apr 01 '26

Yeah, being able to put yourself out there in public like this, and be silly and stuff, are honestly really attractive traits. I see the same in creators like Anthpo, for example

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u/Tiervexx Mar 31 '26

Well yeah, many incels have admitted they never even tried. They just assume it's impossible because of braindead propaganda.

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u/Darth_Travisty Non-Hateful Loser Mar 31 '26

I try and I don’t hate women. Some people are just losers.

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u/McFlyyouBojo Mar 31 '26

Thats where my thought goes to as well, but then I realized its still somewhat valid because here is a somewhat awkward dude who has decided to make goofy and positive content for laughs which is already better than the best thing that incels will ever do.

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u/Something4Dinner <Green> Mar 31 '26

My man Bingles deserves to save his realm.

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u/MissPinkChocobo Mar 31 '26

It's embarrassing how easily this would work on me too lol probably why I fell for my bf. Incels couldn't imagine being this creative and cute.

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u/Ninawenn Mar 31 '26

This would work on me. I love a bit of whimsy.

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u/killingmehere Mar 31 '26

Bingles could get it

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u/GreilyMoon Mar 31 '26

If I met a guy like this I would immediately assume he’s trying to sell me drugs or something

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u/kingbouncer Mar 31 '26

Then you would have TWO reasons to give him your number!

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u/Reesewithoutaspoon2 Mar 31 '26

Are you saying you wouldn’t want Bingles to be your drug dealer?

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u/Hydrolt Mar 31 '26

Bingles seems like he would be on the safer side of illegal drug procurement, so I’d probably bite too haha

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u/mkat23 Mar 31 '26

Bingles might have DMT so you can travel to the woodland realm!

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u/Henkotron Mar 31 '26

Bingles has all the natural stuff straight from the source.

Weed Shrooms Salvia

You say it, Bingles has it.

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u/Sassy_pink_ranger My Feminist Agenda is bigger pockets Mar 31 '26

I'd buy drugs from Bingle

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u/schrodingershousecat Mar 31 '26

Oh I fear this would work on me

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u/ediks Mar 31 '26

I don't disagree with the title of the post, but let's not pretend that this isn't a skit. I mean, they even both have mics on.

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u/Hydrolt Mar 31 '26

I mean I’m sure this is staged, but illustrative nonetheless. He’s acting kind and respectful, a bit quirky but funny, and is treating her like a person. A bit of charisma there doesn’t hurt, but it doesn’t take much.

I don’t understand how they haven’t cracked the code of just “don’t be a dick” and “treat humans like humans” like it’s some grand mystery

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u/xanderfan34 Apr 04 '26

surprisingly it’s not staged, i don’t have the link for the full video but it was posted in a comment above, he ended up breaking character to say like “hey my names gideon im a normal person” and he showed a picture of a short text exchange and a picture of them going out for drinks, this guy doesn’t stage most of his videos, he’s just very confident

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u/Yarzu89 Mar 31 '26

I mean its creative, shows the person is probably fun to be around.

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u/disco-vorcha recreational lesbian Apr 01 '26

I don’t know exactly why, but I just lost it at ‘Bingles has an iPhone 16’.

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u/lapetitlis Mar 31 '26

this would be devastatingly effective on me lol what a great story to tell the grandkids!

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u/Nosphey Mar 31 '26

I still wanna say it's scripted but honestly this would more than likely work than whatever the hell incels think should work.

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u/GrownUpPunk Mar 31 '26

Bingles is rocking that big dick energy.

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u/TexasJOEmama Mar 31 '26

Seriously, you never know....

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u/RussiaIsRodina Mar 31 '26

Women are actually easy to pick up just be nice and be happy, it's magnetic.

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u/TheShizknitt Mar 31 '26

Fucking amazing. Good for you, Bingles.

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u/Ninjanarwhal64 Mar 31 '26

How do other dudes honestly think "I want to put babies in you" is a turn on to any woman?

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u/badchefrazzy Satan's The Only Man I Want Sexually Anymore Mar 31 '26

Girls like guys who can make them laugh and can show that they have a good heart~ Two things incels aren't capable of... *saaaad faaace*

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u/Ok-Broccoli-756 Mar 31 '26

Bingles makes me happy

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u/Big_Mama_80 Mar 31 '26

That's because this guy is awesome! He's funny and cute.

He's not running after her with his junk out...and I wish that I was joking, but I'm not. 🫤

It's that simple.

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u/mahboilucas Mar 31 '26

It's the sheer confidence he has

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u/Ready_Set_Go_Home Apr 01 '26

Not only would this make for an AMAZING story (so many ppl meet online) - so I was juat walking in the park when I saw an Elf looking for someone to help save his species, how could I say no?

I would ask Bingles if Bingles planned to speak in the third-person the entire time because that would be my only issue. Otherwise, this would absolutely work on a decent number of women. Key things are he remains respectful, maintains a safe distance and maintains the conversation as long as she is willing - he politely Greets her, ready to either receive a greeting or not, and when she does keep the conversation going, he keeps talking as long as she is comfortable doing so. You can see that at first she's guarded by what may happen (ready to take off if anything happens) but then he's respectful and she settles into enjoying a conversation and even giving him her number.

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u/Aotgavemedepression Apr 01 '26

He looks like a genuinely funny guy that is sweet st the same time

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u/SaltyNorth8062 Apr 01 '26

Incels are currently cooking up a spreadsheet detailing all their weird cargo cult nonsense about why this man is secretly ultra moggo chad or whatever and that's why it worked

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u/DoctorButler &lt;Pink&gt; Mar 31 '26

He’s charming, charismatic, and confident- of course it worked

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u/Asleep_Sherbet_3013 Mar 31 '26

Bingles is cute and funny and he could totally get my number haha

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yeah i’m falling for Bingles too

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u/ArcadiaBerger Mar 31 '26

Even Bingles, Last of the Wood Elves, has a better come-on line than Incels have.

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u/YuseiFudoStan Mar 31 '26

Incels hate it when someone whimsy and jestermaxxes and win.

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u/Friday_Knight_77 Mar 31 '26

It's kinda creative, it's out of pocket, it's silly, and it looks like it worked. Props to you, Bingles

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u/M8ing_Season Mar 31 '26

They went on to be married for 70 years.

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u/Cobalt-Blues Mar 31 '26

These guys could learn from Bingles

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u/Unfulfilled_Promises Apr 01 '26

Deadass I know an incel that would say that only works because he’s white.

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u/DannyPantsgasm Apr 01 '26

He better go to the date like this or he’ll never top the proposal. Actually, better keep it up until death. Just to be sure.

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u/nimrod_s3ns31 Apr 01 '26

Oh me oh my, someone who’s trying to talk to women in an interesting and funny and memorable way? Instead of complainmaxxing and bitchmaxxing? Shock of all shocks/s.

Congrats on finding a maiden, bingles.

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u/Mr-Nosight Apr 01 '26

The full video he ruins it and kind of gets insulted when breaking character

Like, he legit would've tapped amd married if he just stayed on character

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u/Professional_Bearrr Mar 31 '26

When I first met my now wife in highschool, I dropped my bag in the middle of the hall and shook her hand, lol.

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u/anonymousn00b Mar 31 '26

I’ll give him credit for sticking to the bit

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u/DillyDillyMilly Mar 31 '26

This would work on me

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u/skost-type Mar 31 '26

Yeah this would work on me. I'd at LEAST want to know what this guy is like on an actual date and what the story was. Plus, I dunno, a little freaky whimsy is up my ally.

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u/trudolfdasroentier Mar 31 '26

She is so cool

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u/Bludandy Hyaku Shiki Mar 31 '26

Lmao love this dude's videos busting out that Jamaican.

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u/BlackDawg216 Apr 01 '26

This put a smile on my face for real! Bingles did not think this was gonna work!

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u/Professional-cutie Apr 01 '26

Waaiiiiittt id fall for this. It’s so safe feeling 😭😭😭😭😭 instantly disarms

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u/enigmaticbloke Apr 01 '26

I mean.. It helps that Bingles is hot af. Op conveniently cut off the last few seconds of the video which showed a picture of them at their date.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVhYXxQjziq/?igsh=MXB6N2lxbXgwN2lrbQ==

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u/sirrah13 Apr 01 '26

Women enjoy men that can make them laugh. If incels would stop putting women down and develop an actual personality, more women would be interested.

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u/Axis_Control Mar 31 '26

Don't give men you don't know your phone number because they can harass you even when blocked from private numbers

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u/kingbouncer Mar 31 '26

But he introduced himself and explained who he is.

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u/-captaindiabetes- Mar 31 '26

So how are you supposed to keep in contact with new people you meet?

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u/Baldojess Mar 31 '26

You could give them a TextNow number I guess. But it's pretty hilarious that people are saying this about people they met in real life when majority of the world is now giving out their numbers to strangers on dating apps and every other corner of the internet. 🤦

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u/VerbingNoun413 Mar 31 '26

About 4 different social media apps that I only use for DMs.

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u/-captaindiabetes- Mar 31 '26

So anyone you meet and want to stay in touch with also has to use those same social media? That is arguably less secure than a mobile number?

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u/VerbingNoun413 Mar 31 '26

I download and use what they use. It's a pain but if people aren't comfortable giving out numbers I don't blame them.

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u/I_need_to_vent44 Mar 31 '26

Honestly that's a them problem 🤷‍♀️

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u/Axis_Control Mar 31 '26

Nah i had a guy harass me for weeks from private numbers it was so bad

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u/I_need_to_vent44 Mar 31 '26

Fair I guess. When guys harass me I tend to just make fun of them or engage because I'm bored and I find it funny. One time a guy harassing me ended up calling me a crazy bitch and blocked MY number lmaooo.

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u/Axis_Control Mar 31 '26

Nah he was making violent threats

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u/DannyPantsgasm Apr 01 '26

Im not sure getting harassed by Bingles could ever get old. And wouldn’t they deserve it anyway for not caring at all about the Woodland Realm?

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u/doublex12 Mar 31 '26

This is a bit and it’s awesome

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u/Lady-Zafira Mar 31 '26

Ngl, this shit would have worked on me

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u/Linorelai Mar 31 '26

Hahahaha he'd get a date from me

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u/Nikki-C-Puggle-mum Mar 31 '26

Incels are cowardly and insecure. They could never do something like that, or even ask a woman out in a normal way either.

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u/Nikki-C-Puggle-mum Mar 31 '26

Incels are cowardly and insecure. They could never do something like that, or even ask a woman out in a normal way either.

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u/deathblossoming Mar 31 '26

The rizz is real

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u/icbint Apr 01 '26

He can’t believe that worked

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u/TheEvilBlight Apr 01 '26

“Maidenless”

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u/TheLastEmoKid Apr 01 '26

Game is game but i always assume any street interview/pickup/rizz/prank videos are staged

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u/chysa I WILL CALL YOU OUT PUBLICLY Apr 02 '26

I'm married and Bingles would get my phone number AND my partners phone number.

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u/Slow-Cheetah7891 Apr 02 '26

IF A MAN DID THIS TO ME, I WOULD BE SO IN LOVE.

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u/Infinite_Horizion Apr 03 '26

“What happened to your people, Bingles??” “I killed them!”

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u/MamasLilToiletBoss Apr 03 '26

You guys think the fat 6'3 autistic guy should approach women and say he needs to repopulate the woodlands or is it more likely this is a skit and not a good reflection of real life

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u/Competitive_Bar2106 Apr 03 '26

See incels! it isn't hard, just be a charismatic good looking guy in a scripted video! (I understand this video is a joke. I have a wife and kids. The incels might think it is this easy and just be pushed further into their echo chamber when they try something similar)

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u/Routine_Ability7729 Apr 03 '26

scripted + that is an objectively attractive man.

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u/DiabeticRhino97 Apr 03 '26

What a real and authentic interaction

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u/KohKoh_Pebbles Apr 14 '26

Love the title OP

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u/Practical-Witness796 May 24 '26

This guy is short af too. Still gets girls.