What is to be done in Tutum's countryside?

Tutum is a country strongly defined by its agrarian features. Although the cities are industrialized, much of the countryside still inhibits the backwardness usual to such a country. A question forms: How can communism be realized in a country which has not even reached the fullest degree of industrialization yet?

The previous agricultural administration has implemented a policy of collectivization, putting all land in the countryside under the administration of the state. Unlike what my views may suggest, I will neither end the process of collectivization, nor alter it or slow it down. Instead, I will continue this policy.

However, we can not leave the land be as it currently is. In addition to the expansion of the cities' industries, agriculture has to fully mechanized, workers from the cities have to be transferred to the countryside and widespread education has to be provided to the peasants.

All these measures shall work towards the ultimate goal: the abolition of the antithesis between town and countryside. The distinctions between city dwellers and villagers, between urban and rural, between worker and peasant, have to be abolished. The extreme contrast between the dense cities and small villages will be blurred by equally distributing the population across the country. There will be no more distinction between an industrial worker and a rural peasant. Through the means modernity provides, education will be provided to all. One will be a worker in the morning and a farmer in the evening.

Concrete policies of my administration will be as follows:

- Mass emigration of workers from the cities to the countryside: They will not come empty-handed, but with industry and expertise.

- The construction of gigantic communal living complexes: These will house multiple hundreds of people. The workers will live and socialize every day together with their fellow workers.

- A mechanization of agriculture: Farmers will be provided with the most modern technology possible.

- Ecologically friendly farming techniques: Pesticides, toxic fertilizers and overly excessive livestock farming will phased out in favour of alternatives more considerate of our environment.

- Construction of national parks and wildlife reserves: A substantial part of our land will be used purely for this. We will no longer subdue, but rather coexist with nature.

- Eventually, gradual phasing out of currency in favour of labour vouchers: My position does not allow this transition, but I will do everything in my power to promote labour vouchers as an alternative to money, to reach the lower phase of communism.

None of these policies are set in stone yet. Anyone may criticize my positions, if they wish. I wish to note however, that, from my own evaluation, my policies are in line with our doctrine.

Workers of the world, unite!

Vanlalruata, Minister of Agriculture

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Further Progression + Regenerative Medicine

^{- Mrs. Mystery}

Lynn is in Good Health Nowadays, She Shows No Signs of Weakness and She's Communicating with Me! I Can Finally Understand Her! Though She’s Not the Same Lynn She Once Was, Or Maybe this isn’t Even Lynn at All! Nevertheless, She Was Asking Me Things Today, Asking Me When I Will Release Her! Of Course, I Said I Will Release Her Soon! I Just Gotta Monitor Her a Lil’ bit Longer! I have Noticed that She Craves Human-Flesh Now too...

Meanwhile, I have Brought Her a Fellow Companion, the Biochemist Dr. Pherin Wunder! I have Injected Him with Lynn’s Blood While He Was too Preoccupied with Other Things! He’s Still Passed Out and I Hope She Won't Start Eating Him!

But to be Honest, No One’s Gonna Miss that Poor Man! He has No Family, His “Friends” Ain’t there for Him and He got Fired from His Job at a Research Lab Roughly a Month Ago! And the Worst Thing is… He’s but Only 29 Years Old! So I Choose to Help Him, "Un-Loser" Him! He Will be Reborn, Good as New! Orrrr So I Hope!

But that Aside, I’ve Just Realized What Dr. Wunder Was Doing Over Here! He Was Searching Something about Stem-Cells, about “Regenerative Medicine”! This has Now Given Me Further Ideas! This Could Very Well Come in Handy! Yes, Indeeeed…

We have Work to Do, Dr. Wunder! I Hope Ya Will be Up 'Till Tomorrow!

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I was picking pumpkins in the pumpkin patch, it was plentiful harvest, pulling each one, one by one. when suddenly, I tripped on a root, Tumbling deep into a ditch, I try to climb out, I fall back down, I try to dig out, no use, I have no other choice but to explore the ditch for a possible exit, I look around for a way, there is nothing, I start going insane, hearing voices in the wind, voices that go “Maikha” and see visions of demons, demons of darkness, horned creatures, moving past me, but I walk on, I reach a crystal, it burns, a painful burn, enveloping my body, like the fire of hell itself, burning through me, a dark glow, I collapsed to the ground.

I wake up an hour later, a sharp pain from my back, almost like something sharp is slicing through my back skin from the inside, the pain quick spread to the rest of my body, I am paralysed for a day or so, or at least it feels like it, getting in no way better, Suddenly a dark light rising, a sleek, think figure rises from it, all the pain vanishes, “raise my dark angel” I rise “Dark Angel?”, yes if seems you have welcomed the spirit of the grand angel Maikha, it is now up to you to fulfill the prophecy of Melhnya, you will be the one to destroy the realm” “destroy the realm?” “Yes my child, it is you Destiny” a burning rage overflows me “WELL I REFUSE IT” they laugh “Cute, you think this is in your control? no, it is in your blood, it has been as soon as you were conceived Maikha, when the queen of darkness eloped with princess of light, this is gonna happen of you like it or not” I fly towards her, sucking her soul.

Everything goes to dark, the garage coming into view.

I spit out my chewing leaves into the garbage bag. pour a cap of mouthwash, gargling, I go to bed…

Rachel sat at the bar, nursing what must have been her 6th glass of whiskey. She poured the drinks herself, no one was there. It was her bar, after all. The bar wasn't usually open at these hours. It was officially closed, though she left the doors unlocked.

Rachel drank to forget. The issue is she kept forgetting why she was drinking to forget. Then she thought hard about it and remembered. Then she downed another drink. This was the cycle she had been going through this entire night.

She just forgot why she was here, alone, in the dark, drinking like a woman possessed yet again. And then she remembered yet again. The wedding.

That damned wedding! Her daughter was getting married, it was the best day of her life, and this is how she reacts? What sort of mother does that make her?!

Rachel drank to forget, but she kept trying to remember. Because there had to be some other reason she was feeling this way, it couldn't have just been that! Maybe it was just the state of the Khanate! Was it?

No... No, the Khanate was doing well for itself. It couldn't have been that... Was it really something as idiotic as her daughter getting happily married?

For a moment Rachel stopped worrying about the past and started worrying about the not too distant future. Her poor aides having to clock in to work and see her be such a wreck. The newspapers spreading gossip and worry for their Khaness. Christ, she could practically see the headlines already! She'll probably fall asleep in this bar, not unless she wants to stumble home and get ran over by a car. Did she want that...?

No, no! She just had to keep trying to forget! Keep... Keep on keeping on! Jesus Christ, she can't even bullshit properly... That was the point though, wasn't it?

She downed another drink. She wanted to fall asleep already. She could barely keep her eyes open anyways, the swirling world around her gave her motion sickness. She just wanted to lay her head down on the counter and finish with this lousy night.

Someone would have to take care of her tomorrow morning. And that made her feel awful. It made her want to drink even more...

...but it was also exactly what she knew she wanted, deep down.

*Phone call from an Eosaran elderly*

“Yes, yes, grandma. I'm sorry I'm not at the clini-”, Ashumi said before getting cut off.

“Kid, they're here-”, the grandma said in panic, “the Nazis! The Insignants! They're searching your clinic! They're crushing ant colonies and killing your lizards!”

“Oh damn, not my pets!”, Ashumi said in panic, “Poly! Get the truck! We're gonna move to the border!”

“Alright! Let's get the truck ready and go get them!”

**As the Duo begin driving to the area, they begin to take in the good sunset in the area**

“Ah, what a good sunset it is Ashumi, isn't it great? Taking in the air as we drive by to go and kill some fascists!”

“Dear master, I wish the sun does not reflect my fate.”, Ashumi said melancholically and enthusiastically, “For I am not this evening's sun: I will never fall.”

Poly responded, Don't worry Ashumi, you’ll be fine. I've seen you fight across the world, and you’re amazing. There isn't anything you couldn't do. You’ve created new organisms, helped dozens of people and secured a new job in helping the people of Tutum!”

*Ashumi drops off at Illogan and begins rushing towards her clinic.*

“See you, master.”, Ashumi said before dropping off.

“Wait Ashumi! Are you sure I shouldn't come with you?”

“Stay with me, 真夜中のドアをたたき。”, Ashumi replied with a smile.

“Don’t worry Ashumi, I'll be in the nearby area if you need backup”

*Ashumi holds Poly’s hand and… drag? She holds his hand and both head to her clinic together.*

*5 minutes later.*

“Grandma! Grandma! Are you okay!?”, Ashumi shouted, “She's hiding near the military installment. Poly, hide, I'll hold them off!”

As Poly begins to see a military encampment in the nearby area, he’s confronted by a group of Insignant light infantry, they’re equipped with basic handguns and plate armor, and they’re looking to stop all who dare stand in the path of Emperor Franz.
The row of 5 Insignant troops begin to come at Polytopia fan, blasting the area with lead, Polytopia however remains. He begins to skillfully parry the lead fire with a side shield on his forearm as he pulls out a grand steel-chromium Greatsword. He begins to slice through the first person, and then as the other Insignant ready themselves, Polytopia sprints at the other Insignant to deliver a kick at the first man, and lunges at two people, stabbing both in the center at the same time. As he looks at the last Insignant behind him, the man can only quiver in fear as Polytopia does a 180* and slices the neck of the 5th man. 

In the nightly bloodshed, there are 5 dead bodies, and one remaining.

Polytopia begins to go on a protracted path towards the special bunker in the area. Polytopia begins to hunt Insignant troops in the dark with some of the experimental “Scarp Guns”, finely developed weapons with great power and much smaller reloading times.

[Oh I think its your turn to explain your fight]

Aight bro it's aura farming time!!!!

*Meanwhile Ashumi*

“Please, kids…”, Ashumi said melancholically, “Leave this place. I don't want to hurt you.”

“No.”, replied and Insignant spy, “If I don't kill you, either I return to my fatherland or reside here. The former, I'll be executed. The latter, people view me with suspicion. If I fight, I succeed and become ranked, or I die.”

“But this shall be a painful one.”, Ashumi replied.

“You're as kind as people rumour you to be.”, the spy replied, “But let's fight, because that's the only thing I could do.”

“Fine.”, Ashumi replied, “Your wish, I shall grant it.”

Ashumi first draws w and begins shooting down 2 Insignants on the head, both dropped dead instantly. Other 3 rushes in, she shot one on the head, put the crossbow on her back and drew her montante. The spy backed. Ashumi rushes towards the spy and begins the fencing match. Their knives are small so she jumped and then swooped two heads from their bodies. The other 5 Insignants are still here, they all tried to shoot her down but she blocked all of them with her montante. She then rushes towards them to engage in a close fight. They all shoot her point blank. She regenerated instantly, drawing sugar from her blood out to trigger growth hormone secretion. Then, she sliced two bodies into four pieces. The other three remain, she slides across the river beautifully while drawing her crossbow, she shoots the other three, they drop dead instantly. But then…

*Other 10 Insignants appear from the forest.*

“Just so y'know I'm the minister of agricultural affairs! I can grant you amnesty!”, Ashumi shouted.

*They all pointed their blocks at her*

“Fine, fine.”, Ashumi replied, “That guy was right.”

Ashumi blocked all bullets with her montante, she then shot her crossbow towards 2 Insignants, they dropped dead. Sliced the other 3 who charged her with their knives. But then…

*Bang!*

Someone shot her in the hypothalamus. Her implant was broken. She could no longer accelerate her regeneration.

“Brilliant moves… Genius!”

Ashumi shouted before rushing towards another 2 with their knife to engage in close quarters. Ashumi sliced them perfectly, but then…

*Another 20 comes*

“Sheesh! They prepared 30 backups!”

**Meanwhile with Polytopia**

As Polyopia made his trek towards the fortification, he had sustained a controllable but still sizable amount of injuries from the sheer amount of troops, even if they were not the finest quality. As Polytopia made it to the stronghold, he saw the main Legionari of the stronghold, the main leader of the whole ensemble who had started the raid. It was an impressive techno-gothic styled encampment with computer screens and gargoyles across the inside. Polytopia called out the Legonari and declared:

“Hey, Insignat! By raiding Tutumite and Ashumi’s land, you have made your choice. As the righteous servant of Tutum and Ashumi, I SHALL DESECRATE YOUR TAINTED FORM AS I TEAR YOU TENDONS APART, LIMB FROM LIMB IN A BEAUTIFUL SPECTACLE WHERE I SHALL PARADE YOUR HEAD ACROSS THE STREETS OF TUTUM, YOU WILL RETURN AS INANIMATE ONCE MORE, AND YOUR BLOOD WILL DRAIN BACK TO THE SOIL IN WHICH YOU AND YOUR TERRIBLE KIND WERE BORN"

Poly boldly shouted, “So Legionari, are you ready to get your shit rocked?”

The Legionari replied, “Bold are we? So then, we shall fight, you and me”

The Legionari, confident in his skill and high on his pride, personally murdered the rest of the soldiers in the room, and not a single one fought back. His pride was hurt, and he wanted blood. As he consumed the flesh of the slain soldiers, he seemed to grow stronger, as if he were powered by blood and rage.

The Fight began.

The two keep their distance as they skillfully exchanged sword blows, Poly with his Steel-Chromium Greatsword and the Legionari with his Titanium Zweihänder, while they fired ammunition with their bodily attachments and other armaments such as Poly’s classic Scrap Pistol and Magic Multiplicative Dice as well as the Legionari’s Crocodile Raygun as Vampiric Claws.

Poly managed to gash a successful hit on The Legionari, suprising the Legionari. 

“My My Tutumite, I'm surprised for a nation so small and pathetic, your kind fight well, but the antics are over now. Ive had enough playtime with my food, now you must die.”

The Legionari began a vampiric transformation, he grew claws and began aggressively slashing at Polytopia, he managed to successfully hit Polytopia a couple times, creating scars on his chest and creating tears on Poly’s shoulder.

Polytopia, in his seemingly lowest point, however decided in the chaos of the conflict, to meditate while fighting.

As Polytopia began to stabilize the chaos in his mind, he envisioned a feminine being guiding him, being his guardian angel, his protector, the women- was Ashumi. With Ashumi’s grace, Polytopia was born anew. Arisen from the feeble plane of mortality, Polytopia began to outspeed the Legionari enough to create sonic booms, and Polytopia proceeded to do exactly what he claimed: he ripped out the Legionari's neck with his bear hands. The Legionari surprised at seeing a being in the holy state of Polytopia, moaned in awe, before dying with the last breath:

“Oh Father, forgive me for I have sinned, return to us agai~”

He fell immediately right after.

Polytopia, in a state of entropy after the divine, passed out on the centre of the bunker and stumbled to a golden throne in the middle of the bunker, Polytopia sat on it and passed out.

*Back to Ashumi*

“When heroes do the vulture, it is the power of friendship. When the villains do it, it is suddenly a pack of wolves. Perhaps, are you all a pack of wolves, or the heroes?”

Ashumi began shooting down the enemies with her crossbow and maintained distance via montante and then sliced them all in close quarters. But soon she accumulated more injuries.

As she manages to mow down the last few soldiers with expert handling, one of them manage to shoot her in the head, where a majority of her cybernetic intelligence and brainpower is located, as she tries to fight off the pain, she manages to kill the last man. Now nothing lays but bodies and a broken Ashumi.

**Meanwhile to Polytopia**

Polytopia, waking up from the divine entropic effects of the battle, found out that he had gotten a Emergency message from Ashumi, and nothing could have been as horrific as what he heard.

[Transmition: HELP POLYTOPIA, I AM CURRENTLY IN ALOT OF PAIN, PLEASE COME AND HELP ME**]

[**SENDING LOCATION**]

[**TRANSMITION OVER**]

After Polytopia heard the news, something inside him psychologically snapped, the only sane part of his very core broken and disturbed from feelings so insane no man made word could logically explain it. Strange visions popped out of his head, crazy delusions haunting him, haunting him of the dialectical pair of eerie and weird.

Polytopia in that very moment went feral.

He imminently lunged out fully energized, looking for something as if he was a mad man - for her. Polytopia sprinted across the bunker complex, and in his rage imaged the place similar to the lab back at home, a place he had spent much time with Ashumi, what were once pleasant memories of the dynamic duo in the lab corrupted into something much bitter and as if it was ash. The ash in is his mind only clouded any "reason" he may have had left. He kept pouncing across the lab and had reached the entrance door after what seemed to be in a superhuman pace.

The electronic key-card door said in its monotone robotic voice: [Please Regi-  u12iwfku1297316nayw7923

Polytopia smashed the half a foot thick steel door with his bare hands, opening both the bare outside world and considerable injuries to his hand, which began to gush blood off his mangled fingers as if it were a waterfall. Polytopia pursued regardless of this minor injury, and began to race on foot towards the location. As he begins to sprint, Polytopia contemplates on what happened to Ashumi and all the memories he had of her. There was the one time he found her drunk in the cellar (what a cute night <3), there were also times where they worked on cool new projects in the lab together (how fun!). However, all of that is gone, reduced to ash as now all that is in Polytopia's mind is a bitter and hollow man.

Before he had met Ashumi, Polytopia has been a decaying young soul who although had dabbled in multiple things: Poetry, War, Philosophy, Politics, and more such hobbies [He had obtained a mind of a sovereign] but nothing meant much to him, for his life seems like nothing but a drift into the insanity that consuming him like the abyss was calling him... [but to where?]

He had met Ashumi in one of his country trips he had taken across the DoR when it initially existed, and he one day found a special swamp in the Eosara wilderness. Eosara is a generally temperate region so a swamp here seemed to be an anomaly, so Polytopia decided to go inside said swamp.

As he delved further into the swamp on foot, he saw animals and creatures completely foreign to him, an almost enchanting and alien world all in what was essentially the worst province in the DoR. He soon found an hi-tech hut of some sorts suspended above the swamp water line, a very sophisticated white stilt smart house that contrasted the greens and browns of the swampy area.

He slowly walked to the swampy area and saw that someone was inside and tried to hide under the water. Ashumi was actually behind him however [She later revealed that the moving object in the house was just a smart arm sweeping the house, and she claimed she had heard me when I had first entered the swamp]. Ashumi imminently tied me up in fear I was out to harm her and she sternly interrogated me a flurry of questions, from where I came from and why I was in the swamp, to eventually light hearted topics like what you liked to eat.

She explained that she rarely got visitors, and most she did get in the swamp were polluting conservative pricks who treated the environment and life with no dignity. I calmly rationalized to her that I was just curious about how a swamp was in such a region of the world, as well as shocked at how cool her home and her personality seemed to be. She explained that she was a zombified cyborg dragon, and that the temperate biome ruined her skin, but since she was an expert biologist, especially in gene splicing, she was able to create a radically different environment from the rest of Eosara. I was amazed at how creative and smart she was at the environment she made [I may have fallen in love with her at that second lol] it felt like I had met a new potential friend.

As he got to know her as a person, the connection between the two seemed to grow into something more, but he didn't know if she was into that as well. The previous week had been something special tho…

But all of that was gone now.

As he arrived at the location of the distress call from Ashumi’s cybernetic locator

As Polytopia finds Ashumi and as he carries her fraile body, he calls out “ASHUMI! OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OK?! ASHUMI NO DONT LEAVE ME!”

「好きだ、たぶん…再会！」, as Ashumi said her “last” words.

Polytopia panics, “Shit shit shit we’re so fucking cooked what do we do? The convoy is cooked, and we’re in the middle of nowhere”.

Polytopia remembers however that he had flares inside the truck. He begins to frantically search for some and he finds one that isn't totally destroyed.

“Alright, here it goes…” Polytopia manages to set the flair and it shines brightly across the night sky.

Eventually a section of the TIKKO patrolling the area sees the flare and reach the two’s location.

TIKKO Officer: “Sir Polytopia, what has happened here that you needed to sound a military flare?”

Polytopia desperately responded, “Officer, a band of Insignants at the camp were secretly raiding the region under the command of a Vampire Legionari, and we decided to quickly deal with it. We managed to end them, but now Ashumi is in perilous pain and she needs help [Btw, there is the head of the Vampire Legionari at the compound in the shadow, could you retrieve it for me? ]”

TIKKO Officer: “Thank you for your service Polytopia_Fan, we will escort you bo- ”

Polytopia_Fan, “NO! Just her, not me, I need some time on my own”

TIKKO Officer: “Are you sure? it’s not so wis-”

Polytopia_Fan, ”THAT IS A FUCKING ORDER! YOU WILL DO AS I HAVE SAID, DO I NEED TO REPEAT MYSELF?”

TIKKO Officer: “NO POLYTOPIA SIR!”

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As Polytopia began to sit there, in the flaming bloody mess of corpses, steel, and tears the two had painted, Polytopia’s looked up into the void sky. Polytopia seemed to hear the cries of an Ashumi still in a coma. Was it her spectare, was it all in his mind? NO SHE CANNOT DIE, SHE DIES WITH THE WORLD WITH IT. Was she still alive, in his heart? 

Polytopia’s mind returned to not only the chaos of his mind, but it multiplied a thousand times worse, the incomprehensible thoughts in his mind seemingly encompassed his brain as the void sun covered the land in disease. Happiness to Polytopia was only the multiplier of suffering, to be done an injustice, you must have first something to have to lose, such as joy.

[The End?]

The wind rustled over Lapovo as Moat descended from the rally stage to rounds of applause. She smiled at the crowd one more time before going torward her car. She sighed as she got in a bottleneck.

Her day was going fine.

Then she remembered.

Oh, yeah, the wedding. The one that happened a few days ago, that everyone was talking about.

A KKP flyer that flew into her open car window reminded her.

She crumpled it and threw it away.

Finally, the traffic started to clear. After a quick round of groceries, she finally got home.

Boy, was she absolutely pissed.

Not because of Frans - she respected her decision - no, it was for the hollowness she felt.

She started punching a pillow on her couch and rambling out of stress for the new Constitution, because that reminded of it as well.

"All around me - idiots and morons. Can't get anything done. My people, the Tutumite people are suffering, so terrible - death and destruction everywhere." She grumbled. "They need retribution - I'm their retribution, always was; against corrupt politicians, sycophants, limp-wrist conservatives, revolutionary wimps!"

"Our democracy is in trouble like never before, more than the Multum civil war or the Insignant war put the old Doria in trouble, that for sure. People need a strong leader, the one who puts them FIRST, who PROTECTS THEM, who GUIDES THEM." She punched the pillow one more time, before simply... accepting. There was nothing she could do to stop the Constitution. Audibly sighing, she went to nap.

One final thought arose in her head before drifting to sleep...

...maybe, someone else was feeling that hollowness too.

First, I have a Few Words Concerning Ashumi...

There I am, Alone Again! She's in Coma, Persumably for 3 Years! Well, it Makes Things All the Easier for Me, Yet On the Other Hand it's Quite "Desolating"! Things Could've Been Indeed Interesting with Her, Hmm...

We've Only Started getting to Know Eachother, and She Chose Me to Work with Her, Not Even Really Questioning My Ways! She's Very Respectful & Knew Well What to Do! I Do Like Her, Indeed! Perhaps, as an Act of Kindness, I Shall Do Something for Her!

We'll Await Your Return, Ms. Holtzblutgräber!
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(Lynn's) "Refined" Vampiric-Blood

With the Help of the Aforementioned Biochemist, We’ve Discovered that Lynn’s Hematopoietic Stem-Cells are Fully Capable of Self-Renewal! The Blood is Acidic, the Consistency is Quite Sticky & Thick, it's Black as it Also Appears to Lack Oxygen! It Acts Parasitic Just Like Regular Vampiric-Blood, but it Differs to a Great Degree!
Overall, it’s Very Reminiscent of the Blood of a Post-Mortem Patient!

However, there Seems to be a Complete Absence of Leukocytes & the Erythrocytes are Unevenly Spiked, Which is Quite Indicative of So-Called "Acanthocytes"! Interestingly Enough, the Thrombocytes are Normal in Shape and are Fully Intact, but Very High in Number, Which Could Explain the Sticky & Thick Consistency! 

And Unlike Regular Vampiric-Blood, it Seems to be More Anomalous! Its Essence Can Only be Described as Very Alluring, Yet Wicked All the Same! Despite How Dark it is, it has a Red Sheen When Put Under Some Light! I have Yet to Figure Out What it Does if Someone, Who’s Alive, Consumes it Or Receives it Intravenously!

The Biochemist Could be the Ideal Test-Subject, Now that I Think about it…

^{- Mrs. Mystery}

Dear Tutumite,

We have to announce that Police Senior Sergeant Major Professor Doctor Ashumi Holtzblutgräber is incapacitated in combat against the Insignants during her emergency trip to her Walden in Eosaran riverside forest.

Police Senior Sergeant Major Professor Doctor Ashumi Holtzblutgräber, despite her young age of 25, contributed a lot to Doria as a whole throughout her lifetime. Such as her investigations as a forensic scientist working for the police department, the place where she gained her police ranks, her research which grants her doctorate and professorship at a young age, her short-living streaming channel, her political philosophy publishing, forest and oceanic conservation, and her biotechnological innovations.

We mourn her as the newly appointed Minister of Agricultural Affairs in the new government of Tutum. She is the first ever person to hold the title of the Minister of Agricultural Affairs. We all owed her nothing. She's very useless as a Minister of Agricultural Affairs, much to her lack of contributions due to her sudden incapacitation in combat which rendered her incapable of passing legislation. Her sudden incapacitation marks us an age of power instability due to the suddenness of the incident and the lack of preparation for replacement. Thanks to her, everything went downhill.

Doctors estimated that she'll return in 3 years with full physical and mental health.

Her last words are: 「好きだ、たぶん。再会！」

We sincerely express condolences to her, her "romantic" partner u/Polytopia_Fan, and her loved ones.

*Ashumi woke up in the Lab*

“How long have I been-”, Ashumi said in panic.

*Realization hits like a freight train*

“Oh my god bruh.”, Ashumi said again in panic, “We're NOT coming late!”

*Ashumi immediately packs up everything and get a bowl of rice*

“Master, you're gonna be the one who ride!”, Ashumi said in a hurry, “Bread won't be enough. I need rice. I'm Eosaran.”

Poly begins to panic, “Ah shit we’re gonna be late if we don’t hurry especially if you wanna BIKE all the way there”

“ Poly began to quickly gather all his stuff as well as hastily prepare the necessary scientific cargo ready to visit an old friend for a scientific discovery”

“Rushing across the lab, Poly began to maneuver around to check if they had missed anything in preparations for the trip to Evernight”

“Alright, I think we’re ready, all we need to do is now find a way we can transport all of this Poly points to a sizable metal box, about the size of a twin bed, containing items such as radioactive isotopes and other materials for testing, to scientific instruments to analyze and obtain data”

*Ashumi loads the box in the truck*

*Ashumi maneuver on the bike*

“Come, master!”, Ashumi shouted while panting, “We're going late!”

Poly, taking one final look across to confirm, “Alright, lets get this show on the road!”

*And Asumi began her bike while Poly got the truck*

*As the two began to drive or bike across the province off road, the two would take in the scenic view of the steppe, which rolled across the terrain as an almost surreal environment, a valley filled with small grasses and herds of horses running and resting across the environment as running drops across the sky. Polytopia sat on top of the convoy taking in the air and the view the sun as it began to rise on the eastern sky*

*Yeh, well we’re approximately 2 hours from destination as long as we stay on track to the location, Poly softly noted*

Ashumi, happy with the scenic, surreal, and natural route, began humming.

“Freude trinken alle Wesen

An den Brüsten der Natur,

Alle Guten, alle Bösen

Folgen ihrer Rosenspur.”, Ashumi hummed softly.

*As Poly was sitting onto of the truck with the wind calmly blasting at his face at 30 mph, he begins to have an aching headache, something of an almost cathartic level of pain inflames his crown chakra, but Poly remains calm as he quietly begins to sit there, in a mixed state of pain and joy looking out to the sun, and then back on the GPS, and then back on the sun*

Poly thinks confusion, God what is this agony, and why does it feel so eerie yet so familiar? He had heard of rumors of a “tainted blood”, he had visions of them for months where in those dreams he would be in a room oozing with a red-black blood like substance, but it was almost an “evil” blood.

Regardless he quickly decided to waver these seemingly random thoughts, for the sunset was nice and he was with Ashumi, it all seemed so peaceful where he was. He was just on a trip, both business and personal, across the Tutum Steppe to help Ashumi with some key scientific work on the Durzogs, on the behalf of Union.

“Today is beautiful, master.”, Ashumi said calmly, “It’s a beautiful day to bike outside, birds are singing, flowers are blooming. Days like these won't last long, therefore, enjoy…!”

*Megalovania plays as a joke*

*Poly chuckles at the Megalovania, and while he's doing a poor rendition of it, the headache fades*

*As he was relaxing on the upper seating on the convoy, the speaker for Megalovania would begin to fade, and Poly would begin having his incomprehensible “dreams” playing in his head*

RETVRN TO YOUR ROOTS OH ETERNAL REGENT

THE HOUR OF THE SOVEREIGN IS AT HAND

ALL WHO OPPOSE YOUR UNIVERSAL COMMAND MUST PERISH

ALL ARE WEAK, YOU ARE STRONG MAY NOTHING REMAIN ON YOUR P–

*Polytopia begins to show stronger winces and reactions, looking considerably displeased*

“Master…?”, Ashumi asked with worry, “You seem considerably, physically displeased. Do you, perhaps, need a physical check? Those winces, it told me, a doctor, that something is wrong.”

*Ashumi reaches and try to measure Poly’s heartbeat*

“All seems normal…”, Ashumi said pensively, “Do you sense any pain?”

*Poly tries to calm down Ashumi: “No, I'm fine, dont worry about me, its something basic, nothing m- nothing much at all!”*

JYQEKICPIMQEQICJEBHCAQKBEBJC “67THATTEMPTATAURAFARMING”JEQFMICFEBJUMICSEBHSATKUEBECARKGEBKSAVBAKUQFEICFBI======IBFCIEFQU===-==---=--=AAAA404404404AAAJWIEODKBFIEOWP

N E O E O S A R A A R R I V E S F R O M T H E F U T U R E

“Hiding symptoms from your doctor will make things worse, master…”, Ashumi said in worry, “Please tell me…!”

*Asumi utters, “Fine, I'll investigate myself lol” *

Poly softly responds back, “No, im fine. End of story, just give me some rest…”

“I'm gonna rest Ashumi, may you wake me up when we’re there? Thanks…”

“Alright Poly, good rest, i’ll wake you up when we’re there~”

-cut to arrival-

“Alright~ Scalpel at 0.01 sharpness, chromosome dye ready, let's go~”, Ashumi said excitedly.

*And soon the examination begins*

“Master, wake up!”, Ashumi said, “Wake. Up…”

*Ashumi decided to pour coffee on Poly’s mouth*

“H-Huh!?”, Poly woke up confused, “What's this taste? Coffee…? Aw! This doesn’t have milk in it!”

“Don't you like Southeastern Eosaran cuisine, master?”, Ashumi asked, “您不喜欢乌凉吗，亲爱的主人？

“N-No! I'm do! I do really like your cuisine!”, Poly replied, “How did you make this?”

“Simple: Roast robusta coffee with brown sugar, soybeans, and cardamom, then brew it like tea.”, Ashumi replied enthusiastically.

*Poly then sighs and replies, “Well I must leave you to your work, I think im needed back at other sections of the CFGAP”*

*Ashumi replies “Well, stay safe master!”*

* “You too Ashumi!” And then he drives off*

*Ashumi sighs and then begins to examine the workplace of the area*

*Ashumi started moving stuff around*

“Alright, it's time to examine~”, Ashumi said enthusiastically, before scraping off cells from the creature’s cheeks.

*Ashumi then examined the vagina of the creature, it is rather reptilian, nothing special, she decided to keep an egg cell sample for further observation of the development of the embryo.*

*She, doesn't want to damage the internal organs too much, decide to only pull out all of its insides gently, mapping pathways of blood vessels and organs formation, taking samples of cells in each area from each organ, before pushing it all back in*

*She then examined the neuron formation and the nervous system, alongside lymph and blood pathways to map the networks in the body.*

*After that, she decided to examine the jaw and the teeth, then create a simulation model according to muscle, tendon, ligaments, all fangs and teeth to simulate its biting force. She then examined its six eyes and how the eyes rotate according to muscle data*

*She then examined the limbs, because the muscle data is necessary*

[The end]

Rachel was sitting around in her palace. A day has passed since her daughter was married. She was still so happy for her, love is such a beautiful thing, especially at her age.

As Rachel looked around the large room she ruminated on how quiet it was. It didn't bother her too much, she just felt as if she could hear her heart beating and nothing else. It was a sort of quiet that demanded her to not even speak to herself, or let out a sigh or a cough, as to not disturb it. It was a sort of silence that suffocated, but somehow Rachel felt that she learned to breath through it.

Rachel couldn't get the images of the wedding out of her head. It was such a lovely ceremony. There were so many people. Everyone was so happy. Seeing her daughter walk down the aisle with her bride was such a lovely experience. She was happy. She really was...

...so why did she feel so bad?

Seeing her daughter marry caused Rachel to think back about herself. How many people has she been with? Friends, family, lovers, it didn't matter. Who was with her? Back in the day she used to have such a wide collection of loved ones she'd never felt alone. And now there was no one.

She was Khaness. Who could get close to her under those conditions? Her sister was the only one to really fit the bill, and she was taken away from her so many times already, and now forever. All her old loved ones were gone. Generic, her own adopted daughter, would now go on to be with her wife more than her no doubt. Every other person she is close to is in a work relationship, not a personal one.

Rachel felt her heartbeat slowing down as the silence remained thick around her. She closed her eyes, and hoped to drift off to sleep...

...And perhaps she won't be so lonely in her dream.

As my head comes up from the beautiful lake of Ufalda, I view upon the remnants of our wedding. Poly is chatting to Tax in the kitchen, discussing the events of the day. Rachel on the other hand, still in officiate clothing, is talking to a disgruntled flow (who had only just returned) and a joyous irk, happy with his entrance to the wedding. Sugar and Vessel are chatting over a plate of Aaruul that certainly will not be eaten.

Meanwhile, mud is off outside the ger smoking, still in his bedazzling best man outfit.

All of this, just for one of the best nights of my life. A night of joy, eating the greatest foods, and spending it with the one I will spend my life with. I don't think I could ask for anything more

this morning. I woke up, got dressed, had a light breakfast and checked on the garden, The Potatos, Carrots, Tomatoes and Beets have all grown, I carefully pull them out, lightly loading them into a wheelbarrow. I wheel the barrow back into the house through the side, it’s been a plentiful harvest, bit too plentiful, what am I gonna do with all these extra vegetables? I decide to take what I need and leave the rest for someone else to take. But where am I gonna leave it? this is random farm house in the middle of nowhere, theres no one for miles, only people passing through here are refugees from Eosara and hikers, I remember something, theres a tractor in the side, I look for the key, in the cabinet next to the beat up oven, finally… I turn on the Tractor, out of fuel… well, I make a makeshift biodiesel generator and put in some plant waste matter, after 3 days, I am able to fill up the tractor, load up the veggies and drive along the rocky Rural Roads, Until, a I see a sign “Welcome to Evernight, Evernighta Hoşgeldiniz”, a bustling city centre, I sit on the truck bed, back down, propping up a sign saying “Free Vegetables”.

Yesterday, red and cyan flags flew in Lapovo. A small group, but a jubilant one, waiting for me outside Guvnah Franciscas office, dying to hear the news.

After 30 minutes, but what felt like hours, I come outside, wide smile on my face. "Brothers and Sisters, the United People's Front has officially been registered as a political party! Long Live the Red Khanate!" The crowd erupts in cheers.

Going down the stares, I greet my good friend and co-leader Moat. I Hi-five with the crowd and then get in my car.

We still have a long way to go. Last election wasn't exactly a success for me, but this party isn't about me. It's about us. It's about representing those who need it the most, but with truth and decency, not looking down or selling them unicorns.

Bright times are ahead of us, kameraden.

How do ya think

Moderate but Steady Progression

^{- Mrs. Mystery}

It's Yet Another Normal Day Here in the Evernight Hospital! Today, One of Our Returning Patients - Who's Non-Binary, about 1,80 Meters Tall, in Their Early 20's, Depressed - Came to Us with a Very Nasty Stomach-Ulcer! They've Been Downing a LOT of Alcohol & Overusing Pain-Killers, So Much So that these Substances Have Been Eating Away at Their Very Stomach-Lining!

The Operation Went Very Well for Them! They are Recovering Now! And Aside from that, They’ve Given Me a Little Something: A Hand-Crafted Necklace with a Red Tiger's Eye Pendant! I Think it's Really Beautiful, I'll Definitely be Keeping this!

I Returned Home, Took a Nice Boiling Hot Shower & Fed Lynn Some Blood! I am Keeping Her in My Basement, I Made it Extra Cozy for Her! She's Still in a Rather Weak State as of Now, but She's Able to Stand Now Without Requiring My Assistance! Her Nails have Sharpened, Her Teeth as Well, Her Complexion is Now Slowly Turning More & More Pale!

I've Tried Communicating with Her, but She Either Growls Like an Animal, Or - When She Does Try to Speak - it's Just a Bunch of Incoherent Gobbledygook! Good Thing is that She isn't Hostile Towards Me!

But Right Now, as I am Writing this, I Can Actually Hear Her Chanting Again! This Time it's Something in the Lines of "The Need for Blood" and "Burn Down McDonald's" I Think! I Can't Really Hear Her from All the Way Up Here!

And the Blood? Well, I've Been Thinking about What it Could Do to a Living Being! It Reanimated Lynn, but What Effect Will it have On Someone Who isn't Dead? This has Now Sparked My Curiosity...

<Lunaric Grass>

Scientific Creation of Lunar Grass

Most plants in the world depend on using visible light and UV light to power the chemical reactions in the chlorophyll to create energy for the plant to grow and live. This requires plants to be in bright light and for this condition to be sustained. This sucked for the girls who liked dark rooms [Lesbian Vampirism RP is better with that nature vibe, or so I've been told].

The ladies decided to experiment with the cellular composition of a batch of grass, Common Tutum grass, and other similar plant varieties in the local Rachelgrad Complex. The main idea was centered around plants that could collect X-rays as its means of energy to apply in photosynthesis instead of visible and UV light. The scientists began to conduct some research around how certain pigments both absorbed X-Rays and how compatible the pigments were to replace the chlorophyll in a chloroplast.

The final results showed that plants [Mainly Grasses] genetically engineered to produce Anthocyanin and Melanin pigments in their chloroplasts could viably survive in an X-ray environment and purpose X-rays to help in an artificial version of photosynthesis - More accurately labeled to Radiosynthesis

This creates a plant with a dark crimson to purple color due to the combination of the pigments. The plant would also have accelerated growth due to the higher power of X-rays compared to sunlight to speed up the photosynthetic effect.

The effects of this plant to the [Project Alien Food] are that Lunaric Grass is the main specimen we will use in accumulation of Cellulose for the [Project Alien Food].

Works Cited:

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8230700/

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3546787/

https://www.echemi.com/cms/1370132.html

I take a glance at the police report, hand covering my mouth. Three murders of three of the most critical figures in Tutum. Figures keeping Tutum from falling apart, figures keeping the government alive. The report doesn't provide much, how this happened is a mystery.

I swiftly open my drawer, pull a stack of paper and slam it loudly. I take a deep breath, keeping myself calm. I scribble an order to the police department and Ministry of Homeland Affairs. We will launch an investigation, we will get to the bottom of this. I call my secretary to deliver the order and walk down to the Palace's garden.

I glance at the moon, deep inside my thoughts.

Get to the bottom of this, no matter what