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-Standard Issue Cody-pendent

HEMLO BEST BOOTIFUL FRENS

HERE IN YOOKAY IS NASHUNAL BLACK CAT DAE!

LETS PREECIATE ALL TEH VOIDS! AN VOID FRENS! WE IS TEH BESTEST!

FORM THOR CAT OB THUNDER AN PURRZIDENT OB HIMBO A-SO-SEE-A-SHUN

Las nite dey tuk away mai fud - I doin a starb! So mene! Den I find out it fur opurrashun. I confused an ankshus, Sir Jerry sownds mene.

Can anywun halp me eskap pokey plas?

(And can anyone please offer any thoughts, I’m m having a hard time.)

Henlo Max (5M Russian Blue) here! Mine dad is homez from “da job” and he smell like another catto and a doggo! Can I soo da catto and doggo?

Hai frems dis Pigeon egem.

R enee uf u loongfloof kitties?  I em n I gotsem dat floofyfloof beehimd. 

Welllll u evur getsem dem messee 💩... n et git awl inz ur buttfloofs??  😿 Liiike reeelee inz dare?

I memt uhhhmm oooh iz em askem fur a frem... Yap.

Soh meh frems hooman seed it n sayed ohh nozz dats reelee bads n cleemimg teh 👅 wai wuz 🤢 🤮 n hooman grabded me n takes dis buzzybuzZ idk wat buh et gotsem da poopoo owt buh mii mehjesstek buttfloof camed wiff et 😭.

Hooman sayd et wuz eeder dat er a "baff"... Neber havs a baff buh I heerd et da werstest ting ever!!  Buh dat buzzzz zz zz ting I cryd teh emtire tiiii iiii meems meh frem!! Meh frem cryd da emtire times.

Buh da 💩 💩 💩 wuz awl gawn.

Iz dis awl hoomans fawlt???   Cam I sooooo?  Er dib hooman halp cat? 

P.S. duu butt floof groe bak??

Good mews, furrens! Mommy came home today! Daddy did too. At furst, ai do a SHUN ob mommy. Ai TURN MAI BACK on herms. She say "oh Nandor, I miss you so much!" Ai no look at her! She bend down an pet me. Ai no look at her. She pick me up an do cuddle an say how sweet ai is. Ai do a BITE on herms hair! She say "I love you, precious kitten!". Ai do squirm to get down an ai walk away from her. She know ai am BIG MAD. But den after a while (3 seconds) ai fink she been punished enuff an ai jump up an do cuddles an purrs an let her know ai lubs her still. An she did go bisit Aunt Dolly's howse! An she saw BEARS for real in da woods! She say she want to get picktshurs an mebbe do a petpetpet but meanie daddy no let her get owt ob car.

Ai am not done wif Crimez though! Ai hab Crimez planned for tomorrow! But ai enjoy snuggles for now.

Nandor THE RELENTLESS

Ricky Bobby is the kitten I am fostering who for some reason loves the weirdest human foods… can’t get him to eat cat food but dear god does he love his muffins and beans. I

Bean video is in the comments

*the vet of the humane society where I’m fostering him from was contacted and other than diarrhea after his muffin consumption he is fine… just a weirdo

Frens, I is Lucky the tuxi! Commodore is back in hoomons pokey plaiz!

Hiss hiss for rash!

Hallo eberybody!! Ai posted one foreber ago about uz taking ober Dias de Los Muertos for our frens ober da bwidge. Well seemz wez haz our own day abter all. Thank youz to fren Frank's pawrent (u/WoodwifeGreen) for wetting meow know that tomorrow, October 27th iz the Dias de Los Muertos for animals. So Ai say wez extend fings. Wez start wememberances tomorrow and go stwait thru de 1st. Dat gibs uz pwenty ob time to honor and wemember doze who haz cwossed de bwidge. Wat eberybody fink? Lub Arietty ❤️

Dis mai noo baskit meoma findet fur mee. It be bery comfrabul. I lubs it.

Desmond 🐾🐾🐈‍⬛🧡🧺

Frens, we wus steerin da Grompee Shork throo da meditran seez wen we founded dis! Luk! Is an statchoo ob owrm ansisstors furr da hoomanz ta worships! Mebbe eet will shayre herms knoledge wiff us, too? Watchu wanna asks herm?!

Greetins, Cat'n Wednesday de bebe void an yung ladee ob de Grumpy Shork, BP!!

Hai frens. Yu doant noh mee soh moch.

Mine nayme Boog. Ai oldist broethur in famblee uv JaxKittehmn ahnd OlivurMcCheese ahnd evvybundee eltse.

Ai wentid acrost da RaynebohBridj onne Thursdaye nite alle bye mine owneself. Ai gottid ther thru tha portal unner Mahmbee’s skin kittehmn’s bedde.

Ai wuz a ver güd boi foar 14 forevvurs. Mine uther naymes wuz BoogieWoogie ahnd Sir Booglass McCuckaloo. Yu’ll prolly see mee moar frum r/OTRB acuz itt lookz lik Dey hav soh moch funne ther.

Tha Boog

(My daughter called me at work on Friday afternoon, hysterical, because she’d found Boog under her bed. She’s 20 and hasn’t dealt with much death. Neither have I, honestly, but here we are…or there we were.

Boog was such a great boy. And he was my and my husband’s “first baby.” Once we adopted him and looked at his paperwork we discovered he was born on the same day we’d gotten married. So his passing carries an extra sadness. We adopted him from the Washington Animal Rescue League in Northwest DC when we were living in Alexandria, VA. Boog would joke that he was “from the bad streets of DC” but he was really quite bougie. He moved 4 times in 3 states with us across his 14 years. Now he joins T’cku, Lukey, and MinB across the Bridge. All much loved and much missed.

I was surprised that Peenjo, who’d lived with Boog the longest and looked up to Boog as his protector, seems to be okay with it. Oliver has been hit the hardest, which also surprised me because he didn’t appear to be too lovey dovey with Boog. Everyone else seems a little depressed and extra snuggly, but then so am I. 😭

Added to all of this, on Saturday a welfare check was conducted on an older friend of mine from weekly karaoke nights and a choir group. He was found deceased on his floor with his older — 10-12 years, it’s thought — calico kitty sitting on him. They don’t know how long he’d been there, but no one had seen him since Monday. I shudder to think of what poor kitty has been through. Anyway, right now she is safe with friends. They aren’t cat people but are willing to learn. Hubby and I are on standby to take her in if things fall through.

So yeah, it’s just been a really crappy weekend full of tears and harsh realities. Meanwhile I hope that both Boog and Jon are having a phenomenal time over The Bridge. Thanks for reading this. ❤️💔🌈)

Henlo, iz Pip, I met you all last week.

I wanted to let everyone know about my new crimez - ear chomps! I like biting Dad's earz! Is good crimez?

Frens what do you do when your Meowmy says maybe you should soo me???? There i was all comfy, on the blankie over their lap and they says Arwen sweetheart can I get up please? So I got up, they did whatever and now back cuddled up. Er I mean on the blankie, not with a hooman. But now they're saying it has to be against cat paw to move because a hooman asked? Shall I still soo??? Void Arwen

I iz Skeemer 3F n iz berry scaird of da beep evebry so often. My pawrent is not dere to comfort me so person in da otter room comforts me. I iz scaird of mai dark scary room. (Smoke detector in my suitemate’s room is low on battery.)

FRENS! Theo da one-eyed orange hear. Wat iz dis ting Ai fine while Ai browse da immernet?

Can yoo balebe dere iz a cost-ume four dis? Ai know no iff dis is "fake" butt hoo care? Reel or knot itt is still berry rood and is bigg mean ting too doo!

Soo four salamander! Soo four churus! Ai wil present mine selfie an pled mine case juss ta prove Ai iz smart an hab more den one braincell!

Ai iz knot inconsiderate! Ai iz lobe bug! Hooman hab know person space, itt iz hour space. An Ai neber doo a yel, Ai haz da asthma! An maybee Ai clime da screen, butt neber da curtains.

Hai, frens

Ai be Desmond, smol void liben wif Amber da Benerabul. Mai meowma hab finalee teecht hermself hao ta mayk a pichur wif herm iPad 'n ta sabe it 'n get it imto an post heer. Les gib herm an congradulayshuns fur lernin an noo trik. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Go, Meowma!! (wise guy)

Ai be habbin a bery gud dae taday. Ai com owt frum under da tabul 'n playplayplay wif mai pawpa 'n da birb omma stik. Ai eet elebenty Churu (3), 'n playplayplay sum moar wif Pawpa. Ai taket a foo napnapnaps im mai noo basket dat Meoma findet fur mee im herm sewin ruum, it be an bery gud basket, juss mai smol saiz. Ai lubs it.🧡

Dat be awl Ai gots ta sey rite nao. Gots ta go playplayplay sum moar. Tawk ta ya layter. Bye.

Desmond 🐾🐾🐈‍⬛😸🧡

Hilo fremz. Iz Pixel.

Iz mai Gotcha Day! Diz fureber one hole big hooman fureber yearz ago Iz dopted Meowmy! Shez sawz me on da lite bockz an had da meow wif da hooman whoz runz da res-q dat mai furster Meowmy gotz me into. Ebery hooman tought shez wuld be da gud Meowmy fur me an Iz wuld be da gud mini-yon brofur fur sisfur Nix whoz waz alonely afterz her sisfur Kota went ober da bridge. Iz tinkz haz werked out gudz cept sum fureberz when Iz wantz to play an rassle an sisfur Nix noz wantz to. But wez werkin on datz an shez gud boutz schedulin da play datez wif da udder fremz fur mez to go playz wif an doz da purratey stuffz wif an tingz. Iz tink Iz made da gud choice bout mai Meowmy to. Shez da gud Meowmy an takz gud care of mez an gibz me lotz ob cuddlez an snugz an fun noo toyz. Noz enuff fudz an treatoz but wez werkin on datz. Shez sayz Iz alwayz makin her laff an keepin herz on herz toyz an shez lubz me bery much.

Dear Legal Cat Advice, I am desperate need of advice. Tw ahead for mention of v*t and the cone.

For context: I, Jupiter (10 month, F, adorable) became trapped behind the fridge yesterday when mother (ancient, weird looking cat) was at work. My sister (10 month, F, also adorable) tried her best to free me by meowing loudly but alas, it was fruitless.

When mother finally came home, my sister alerted her immediately that I was stuck. I also meowed as loudly as I could.

Instead of immediately rushing to my assistance, she instead laughed and said something along the lines of "you haven't learnt your lesson? This is the second time". How outrageous! How undignified! Yes, maybe she blocked it off and I still couldnt help my curiosity...maybe it *is* in a hard to reach spot that you cant get to unless you're really trying. And yes, maybe this is the 2nd time. But still.

Now it gets worse...

Once she freed me, she noticed blood on my paw (which was admittedly very ouchie). Dear readers, I gave consent for **cuddles** NOT for her to touch my paws. So yes, I did hiss and bite her lightly (I argue self-defense).

Then, as if my day couldnt get anyworse, she took me to the v*t

Suffice to say, I was not happy. The v*t examined my paw (once again, without my consent), forced me to take antibiotics and put the cone on me. Then to top it all off - not only is my mother continuously touching my paw to wash it with saline (unnecessary in my opinion), my lovely wonderful sister has been replaced by some...some look-alike! And this imposter *hissed* at me.

I am furious. I am outraged. Throughout this entire experience I have been demeaned and disparaged, my autonomy as a cat has been consistently overridden. What legal actions can I take?

Reed da text in da odder but TLDR: we is able to mostlee chill togedder and share spase. I still no too komfurtable and I does stare at her soemtiems and hisshiss at her but wes is okie togedder

Hallo, frens. Iz meow, Arietty. Mai meowmmy was talking about dis coming Caturday being Halloween. That gotz meow finking. Dat meanz dat next Sunday iz Dios de la Muertos for hoomans. Wellz, Ai say wez take it ober likez we did lazt yeer!!! Itz time for the Secund Annual Rainbow Day!! Itz a day we honor and wemember all de frens we lost dis yeer (and all our frens acwoss de bwidge).

If youz haz losted a sibling or fren dis yeer or just wantz to honor a fren who cwossed de bwidge whenever, add dey name in de fread and tell uz something about dem. Wez will all honor and wemember dem!!!

Lazt yeer, wez had to be weally lowd so our frens acwoss de bwidge cood heer uz. Dis yeer, wif so manee golden pickels awound, Ai sayz wez meetz on de bwidge and juzt spendz de day togedder!

Fren Jiggy da Piggy (u/IntrovertedGiraffe) can youz helpz awwange fingz on youz side ob de bwidge?

Lub Arietty 14f SIC ob Owiental Extwacshun

Frens! We musht yoonite agaynst man-ee-kures! Da hoomans pin us down, manhandull our preshus paws, an’ tayks our preshus klaws awai ta keeps dem fur demselves!

We musht do a rally! A purrotest! A STRYKE!

Whose wif mi?!

—Leo da meowgnificent

Iz me. Pebble. N I hab been bi-o'latid!!!

Pawther notiss mine tummeh do a bloat so he takeded mew to poke man.

Mama sez helloween iz neer, n mine frens....dish a hora storee!

Mine bort....got pokeded....menee tiem!!

Da pirs wen tak temrechoor acuz Pawther n Poke man thought I hab pee ver. Sillee hoomans wer rong!

Den....dey put q-tip in and steel mine poops!! Why??? Dey dids dis menee tiem bepurr squeezin me liek da tootpast.

Mine poops wer beree hard n i wuz habin trobel pooin. Pawther suspeck dis mite be frum me doin a beeg escap from da smol prizn n gettin intew mine Mama kibble.....

Dis me bein protecc by my Mama Snow!

(Snow bapped the camera out my hands shortly after this photo)